Yeah and ill exploit the time I have to make money
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MountainJew11 years ago
Small loan of a million dollars
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Amanda Brown13 years ago
Isn't that what Jim Carey does now?
Master18 years ago
Bitch
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Matthew Ryan Ames13 years ago
I don't want to become Dane Cook!
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EPICSEGWAYMAN10 years ago
still get the money
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BoingyBoingertonlast year
Nobody likes me anymore? No!
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bob345910 years ago
sdfghjhgfd
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hissssssawd11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Dante Dominic Abernathy13 years ago
I pressed that button years ago.
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ScareCrowGR7 years ago
I am too funny for this
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Spikytrash9 years ago
I don't want to be Kevin Hart thanks
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Chibiger11 years ago
wats the point
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101Logic10 years ago
that defeats the purpose of a comedian
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Wolf222411 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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oldnotweak12 years ago
this is the fate of EVERY comedian... so lol just retire early
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Natbat4 years ago
...... so this is just the Click"s DnD character?
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BoneyBrownie10 years ago
use them get famous stop being a comedian.
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AvaCohenShippee9 years ago
cus then you rich and famous soooo
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masterminer17611 years ago
What do you call an alcoholic pig?
A SWINE
:3
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minaandcamri10 years ago
Not famous, but that"s pretty much me sooooo
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Snailbobtwo11 years ago
I'm already really funny so no.
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SwellPear10 years ago
Who cares, I'm rich
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JustARandomFangril7 years ago
You gotta quit while you"re ahead
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Shnegithy11 years ago
Jerry seinfeld much?
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Eddie Lee Duckworth13 years ago
so i turn into Carlos Mencia?
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SophieRulez110911 years ago
uhhhhh no....
why would anyone do this
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BenDaBoss10 years ago
This is every comedian. And that will like u just won't link the jokes
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Hobo69monkey11 years ago
Michael headburg
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CyberJax0110 years ago
the story of my life
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tofu200011 years ago
I'm not really that funny anyways... I probably wouldn't be that famous
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Egochka113 years ago
so you just become famous
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Nerdkind9 years ago
But I don't wanna be Adam Sandler.
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JinxMinx11 years ago
So you pretty much choose the path of a comedian for nothing
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Timelypat9 years ago
What"s the deal with airline food?
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TINY BOX TIM 11 years ago
WHO CARES, I WOULD BE A FAMOUS BOX!
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zombiekiller11 years ago
Hi!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm fucking your mom
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Davislira10 years ago
El Chavo....
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MiniIgi6 years ago
So basically Amy Schummer??
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Donderpants11 years ago
No one? That includes pets, family members, friends....
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Sofia Aristy13 years ago
Yeah umm im sticking to the bar shows
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vikivi11 years ago
You just do that like: "snap" that. Joke book.
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Abskabil9 years ago
Then why would u be a comedian if u know that everyone is gonna find ya boring later
Abskabil9 years ago
I mean your just waist if your time then
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dCastro258310 years ago
how much money is the real question
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xXXdude64broXXx11 years ago
Jim gaffigan or bill cosby
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weaboojones10 years ago
my money will get me bitches sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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