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Mariostar7 11 years ago

Imagine if you will, archeologist finally discovering an ancient 3000 year old pyramid. In the final treasure room they find a mummy doing a killer drum solo.

Linedot 2 years ago

I love that so much

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KubGirl14 9 years ago

Imagine, a band starring a 3000 year old mummy playing epic guitar. Talk about death-metal. (Not sorry for the pun)

Ktulu1701 9 years ago

Sounds great

Quiptipt 10 years ago

what.

Shadeblade64 10 years ago

So, the oracle of Delphi? (PJHOO)

Lovejoy 8 years ago

* Apollo laughs on Olympus *

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Castielllll 8 years ago

I become excellent at being hot and forever young

Saif Omar Al Suwaidi 13 years ago

Like Egyptian Mummy? Or British Mummy?

GeniusLol 9 years ago

Become excellent on cuicide and not going to hell. OUR TRICKED

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budder 10 years ago

im excellent at living forever xD

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One 11 years ago

MLG pro 360 Egyptian dance move achieved.

åudi 9 years ago

Who cares lol your dead fuck what the people think of you

BurtCokain 9 years ago

Like immediately?

Tan055 9 years ago

What if you are excellent at not bieng a mummy?

MohamadMogharbel 9 years ago

I don't care i"d be dead.

smartzx 10 years ago

Um...

TuPapuh 10 years ago

a old mummy that is exellent in actual things... I WILL BE POPULAR!!!

failtality 10 years ago

Mummy its your 3000 birthday! I'd rather be called mom

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

Egyptian mummy

Dregonna 10 years ago

Are you my mummy?

Dmst 10 years ago

Wait do they mean a mummy as in the dead one or the mummy as in mother

CreeperReaper16 10 years ago

Dead 1

Uncookedham87 10 years ago

It doesn't tell me when I become the mummy

Breadstick 10 years ago

God damn you twelve year olds and your stupid senseless scenarios too!

PepperoniDUCK 8 years ago

And How old are you?

Dranon 10 years ago

And you become a 12 yr old douchebag:-O

Misk 11 years ago

Yes I've always wanted to be video game playing mummy ðŸ˜Ž

Mikey21 11 years ago

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

NoBleSs 11 years ago

Pffft. Become a 3000 year old mummy? You may have messed 64% of the people but not me. Because I still have 2984 years before that happens.

Jordan Cornett 13 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do then you are also excellent at looking good and younger so I see no down side

Ami ZW 13 years ago

so basically i will live to be 3000 years old

trenton060 11 years ago

I'm confusd

NothingKing 4 years ago

I become excellent at not becoming a 3000 year old mummy

Andrew Mitol 13 years ago

i'm an expert at prolonging life, makeup, fashon and picking up chicks.... game..set.. match

Gulali 11 years ago

At least people will know my name

dickfart 6 years ago

just be good about not being a mummy

failmanoveccesky02 10 years ago

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Kattastrophy62@gmail.com 11 years ago

I would just do what im good at and mummafy when i die

JackJACK 4 months ago

Win win situation.

Tan Chin Yong 13 years ago

why not

squidiskool 5 years ago

I’ll be dead anyways

Power_258 11 years ago

So I will be good at not being a mummy...

WhiteLotusGod 8 years ago

Hail Sythis

Rebelzbabygirl 11 years ago

I don know about the rest of you guys, but either way I wanna be a freaking 3,000 year old mummy.

Dogeliveryservice 8 years ago

Where"s the upside?

Caprii 11 years ago

Worth it

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

Why not

ControlExcept767 11 years ago

I don't really see a downside, like am I alive as a mummy? You pretty much die of old age, cuz ur good at everything and you die at 100 never said living as a mummy.