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Mariostar79 years ago

Imagine if you will, archeologist finally discovering an ancient 3000 year old pyramid. In the final treasure room they find a mummy doing a killer drum solo.

Linedot9 months ago

I love that so much

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KubGirl148 years ago

Imagine, a band starring a 3000 year old mummy playing epic guitar. Talk about death-metal. (Not sorry for the pun)

Ktulu17017 years ago

Sounds great

Quiptipt9 years ago

what.

Shadeblade648 years ago

So, the oracle of Delphi? (PJHOO)

Lovejoy7 years ago

* Apollo laughs on Olympus *

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Saif Omar Al Suwaidi12 years ago

Like Egyptian Mummy? Or British Mummy?

GeniusLol7 years ago

Become excellent on cuicide and not going to hell. OUR TRICKED

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budder9 years ago

im excellent at living forever xD

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

MLG pro 360 Egyptian dance move achieved.

Castielllll7 years ago

I become excellent at being hot and forever young

åudi7 years ago

Who cares lol your dead fuck what the people think of you

BurtCokain7 years ago

Like immediately?

Tan0558 years ago

What if you are excellent at not bieng a mummy?

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago

I don't care i"d be dead.

smartzx8 years ago

Um...

TuPapuh8 years ago

a old mummy that is exellent in actual things... I WILL BE POPULAR!!!

failtality8 years ago

Mummy its your 3000 birthday! I'd rather be called mom

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Egyptian mummy

Dregonna8 years ago

Are you my mummy?

Dmst8 years ago

Wait do they mean a mummy as in the dead one or the mummy as in mother

CreeperReaper168 years ago

Dead 1

Uncookedham879 years ago

It doesn't tell me when I become the mummy

Breadstick9 years ago

God damn you twelve year olds and your stupid senseless scenarios too!

PepperoniDUCK7 years ago

And How old are you?

Dranon9 years ago

And you become a 12 yr old douchebag:-O

Misk9 years ago

Yes I've always wanted to be video game playing mummy ðŸ˜Ž

Mikey219 years ago

MY MIND IS BLOWN!

NoBleSs9 years ago

Pffft. Become a 3000 year old mummy? You may have messed 64% of the people but not me. Because I still have 2984 years before that happens.

Jordan Cornett12 years ago

If you are excellent at everything you do then you are also excellent at looking good and younger so I see no down side

Ami ZW12 years ago

so basically i will live to be 3000 years old

NothingKing3 years ago

I become excellent at not becoming a 3000 year old mummy

Andrew Mitol12 years ago

i'm an expert at prolonging life, makeup, fashon and picking up chicks.... game..set.. match

trenton0609 years ago

I'm confusd

Gulali9 years ago

At least people will know my name

dickfart4 years ago

just be good about not being a mummy

failmanoveccesky029 years ago

DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE REKTED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE MONDAY BY THE ADOLF HITLER. I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED CLOSEING THIS WEBSITE. DON'T STOP. THIS IS NOT SO FREAKY. 1. Fuck your sister ten t...[Show full comment]

[email protected]9 years ago

I would just do what im good at and mummafy when i die

Tan Chin Yong12 years ago

why not

Power_2589 years ago

So I will be good at not being a mummy...

squidiskool3 years ago

I’ll be dead anyways

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago

Hail Sythis

Caprii9 years ago

Worth it

Rebelzbabygirl10 years ago

I don know about the rest of you guys, but either way I wanna be a freaking 3,000 year old mummy.

Dogeliveryservice7 years ago

Where"s the upside?

thesinisterelixirlast year

the sinister elixir only needs to be excellent at one thing

Drawesomethewizard8 years ago

Why not

ControlExcept7679 years ago

I don't really see a downside, like am I alive as a mummy? You pretty much die of old age, cuz ur good at everything and you die at 100 never said living as a mummy.