Will You Press The Button?

Startail108 years ago

SANTA BEING REAL WOULD BE FREAKING CREEPY!!! (He sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.)

computer101015 years ago

Yea, Santa is just a fat extremely overweighted man who sneaks into peoples houses, puts gifts under trees and runs away

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Piggybacksphinx9 years ago

Technically Santa Claus does exist. At least he is a real person. Except he is an actor

SilverShadow5258 years ago

And you can go further by saying that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

Katie Riedy12 years ago

Wait...are you saying Santa doesn't currently exist? :-(

cookiefires4 years ago

course he does :/

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mazmaz9 years ago

but but but.. all the slutty Halloween costumes that you get to see girls wearing..

dankmemes1018 years ago

Pervert

Stilescook7 years ago

I can just see santa being arrested for paedophilia

the_mad_pooper8 months ago

same

sans111i8 years ago

Ya Santa is fake it a really stupid that people belive

SilverShadow5258 years ago

Unless you factor in the fact that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

emo_trah669 years ago

screw that if he was real all i would get was coal

i8sumpi9 years ago

... Nope I'm Jewish I want Chanukah

AF7 years ago

I'm also Jewish!!!

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jeditommy028 years ago

I like halloween much better. free candy

Kyle Freeman12 years ago

only get out of school one time a year? :/

SpirentVermin058 years ago

im Graduated my fellow kyle

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Jeffrey Dewitt12 years ago

That guy takes up enough space WITHOUT existing. No thank you.

Chris Coppen12 years ago

Everyone trying to be good, all year round? Hell yeah I'd push that button!

Brynne Speakman12 years ago

hehehe.....69

Michaela White12 years ago

i would get cole alot..

Joe19967 years ago

Very useful. Sell it or use it

Purple-oranges8 years ago

So my birthday no

Jin Wei Iam'me12 years ago

My country has quite a lot of holidays so no

pttg9 years ago

Only if it's the one from The Santa Clause. I wanna fuck Bernard.

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mynameis_ehe4 years ago

Destroy capitalism, give poor kids the things they want.

Arnie20039 years ago

Hey!!! Children might read this!!!!!! me talking to children (No No No children I didn't say santa never existed) :)

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago

I'm always on the naught list 😉

theghettojello10 years ago

No way. I need Halloween!

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Santa? :-( Moooom!Do you have to tell me something????After all these damn years?!

JessicaMasterson8 years ago

That means no more Halloween. I couldn't handle that. :"(

Hell's Gamer11 years ago

NO MORE HALLOWEEN? NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!

UltimateSlayer9 years ago

F**k Santa!

Makayla-Wheatbread6 years ago

But my birthday

thoseguys9 years ago

Don't celebrate Santa is not real never will be

andrewthehockeyguy99 years ago

35%.... but santa D:

Seapony7 years ago

Saint Nicolas was already real. There is no upside.

WBGrock10 years ago

there are a few children i know who i could see bieng taken to the north pole to make toys.... oh, just coal.... the old Santa was much better.

Kato2008 years ago

I NEED HALLOWEEN🎃🎃🎃🎃

Phantom17 years ago

But Santa is already real, right?

SketchyMidnight10 years ago

But what if you have no birthday? Do you stay young forever?

CrypticSans9 years ago

It's too hard to be good all year. I'll stick to getting presents from my loved ones.

AidenOfOz3 years ago

FUUuuuu... FRICK SANTA! HALLOWEEN 4 LIFEE!!

Ben133459 years ago

Um no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

A FREAKING DUCK9 years ago

Who needs Santa when you have parents that can get all that stuff for you! This is much more advantaging to parents though, as they no longer have to get presents themselves and they don't have to go through the trouble of celebrating other holidays with their kids.