Santa Claus is real
but
Every other holiday you know never gets celebrated again
I will not

Startail10 9 years ago
SANTA BEING REAL WOULD BE FREAKING CREEPY!!! (He sees you when you are sleeping. He knows when you are awake.)

computer10101 6 years ago
Yea, Santa is just a fat extremely overweighted man who sneaks into peoples houses, puts gifts under trees and runs away
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Piggybacksphinx 10 years ago
Technically Santa Claus does exist. At least he is a real person. Except he is an actor

SilverShadow525 9 years ago
And you can go further by saying that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

Katie Riedy 13 years ago
Wait...are you saying Santa doesn't currently exist? :-(

cookiefires 5 years ago
course he does :/
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mazmaz 11 years ago
but but but.. all the slutty Halloween costumes that you get to see girls wearing..

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Pervert

Stilescook 9 years ago
I can just see santa being arrested for paedophilia

the_mad_pooper 2 years ago
same

sans111i 10 years ago
Ya Santa is fake it a really stupid that people belive

SilverShadow525 9 years ago
Unless you factor in the fact that he DID exist as St. Nicholas hundreds of years ago

emo_trah66 10 years ago
screw that if he was real all i would get was coal

i8sumpi 11 years ago
... Nope I'm Jewish I want Chanukah

AF 8 years ago
I'm also Jewish!!!
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jeditommy02 9 years ago
I like halloween much better. free candy

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
only get out of school one time a year? :/

SpirentVermin05 9 years ago
im Graduated my fellow kyle
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Jeffrey Dewitt 13 years ago
That guy takes up enough space WITHOUT existing. No thank you.

Chris Coppen 13 years ago
Everyone trying to be good, all year round? Hell yeah I'd push that button!

Brynne Speakman 13 years ago
hehehe.....69

Michaela White 13 years ago
i would get cole alot..

Joe1996 9 years ago
Very useful. Sell it or use it

Takokat 10 years ago
Santa s already dead... (Hides knife)

John-William Tapp 13 years ago
Dear santa: moar holidays plz.

satooo 11 years ago
Wait are you saying the santa its not real :'(

Rcubed1126 9 years ago
I'm NOT saying goodbye to Saint Paddy"s Day

retromonkey4 11 years ago
idc about santa

OddBaneOut 5 years ago
I only know Christmas(wink wink)

tigerstar 11 years ago
Ask,him for more holidays that we do celebrate

cat122102 11 years ago
Dude, Santa is real. DONT YOU LIE TO ME ;-; Also I'm like 70% sure Santa is a pedophile anyways. He breaks into childrens houses, watches them sleep, stalks them, and gives them random presents. It's just weird.

Bon_Bon666 10 years ago
santa is real. He's called Finland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skutachu 12 years ago
NO MORE VALENTINES DAY YASSSSSSS

Nithan9000 10 years ago
But Santa is real ;-; -a kid

computer10101 6 years ago
I would love for him to be real so I can see his sleigh fall and smash on the ground beacause of his weight

Squid Kid 11 years ago
Totally! I don't care about Easter or Valentine's day, give me Christmas!

DarkMatter 11 years ago
ATHEIST

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago
You animals! Have you not seen "scientifically accurate santa claus"? Oh you haven't? Fair enough. Go search it on youtube, its actually pretty funny. Y"know, in a fucked up sort of way.

K1M3R4 11 years ago
Yeah! free things!!!!

LiittleLeopard 9 years ago
Wait.. does that mean.. OH NO NOT NINJA DAY

I like turtles 11 years ago
fuck no, fuck santa claus and his bullshit, HALLOWEEN FTW!!!!

Dylan Ross 13 years ago
Christmas is the only good holiday anyway soooo

florianile last year
I love all festivals, so I won't press it.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
Hanukkah is very special to Jews. They would be very offended.

oldnotweak 12 years ago
i wouldnt subject santa to that LIFE IS SHIT!

EZ Street 10 years ago
No Halloween? PASS

cookiefires 5 years ago
Santa claus is already real :D people think its weird tho since im 11 and i believe in him :)

ThisQueThou 11 years ago
who cares about santa brooo.

Eoverlordmaster 11 years ago
*eover forgot Halloween* huh what was, oh look button *pushes*

MiriamMestre 8 years ago
i dont even celebrate christmass

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JazzimoX 9 years ago
I HATE holidays so I do this then assasinate Santa. Done.

Shaun Macey 13 years ago
I like my sundays sorry.

Orianne 9 years ago
People in need will receive gifts, everyone will try to act good and people who will act badly will have bad gifts, it"s fair !

XxCool_Boy_GamingxX 11 years ago
First two comments everyone knows that thats why it sed Santa Claus is real

NeonBeasts 10 years ago
you just made all the children cry, thx!

Travis Rayy 13 years ago
31%? c'mon its fucking santa

issy18 11 years ago
Nah fam he's creepy as shit anyway

ImAKittyCat1 5 years ago
Santa would be in jail. reasons are, Breaking and entering, Stalking, and No flying permeant.
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