Will You Press The Button?

8311433 months ago

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

0ppl23322 days ago

lmao笑死

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark8 months ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

Anime is Freaking Awesome10 years ago

I rather be Link...

GenoSans7 years ago

same, also WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO NEVER EVEN SPEAKS A PROPER LANGUAGE????!!!!!!

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BuddyDron9 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan9 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge8 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach9 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

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Noobie o-o9 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

Sabrina Quivey12 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp4 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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RafeeDaBoy8 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp8 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming8 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle149 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron9 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle9 years ago

I can do srooms legally

JSE fan9 years ago

mario has a hard life why do u want to be him?

Pyr0M4ster9 years ago

The princess puss

DrNobody8 years ago

Who cares, doesn't plumbing cost lots of money? If yes, there"s no downside, AND I"LL BE GODDAMN RICH!

xXTheFuryXx9 years ago

This is dumb

PotatoShark158 years ago

Why would I fucking what to be Mario I would be changing hieght all the time xD

Boeing 7479 years ago

I can always quit my job.

littleplayer0910 years ago

I pressed it

Joboloco9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

steriotypicalOutlaw10 years ago

THIIIISSSS! IIIISSSSS!! STUUUUPIIIIIDDDD!!!! :D Sorry, Bowser is my man!

beterick9 years ago

i thought mario rescues princess peach and he's born in japane, his a japanese plumber

NathanDrake8 years ago

Doesn't mean I can't find some secret tunnel to the Mushroom Kingdom.

NvD11 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

DuduBonesBr9 years ago

fuck you boss, take this fireball, and this koopa shell, and this... (two hours later) and finally, this 1-up mushroom. WAIT HE IS ALIVE NOW! Take this racoon tail...

HERS-Firestorm8 years ago

Actually my name is Mario. Why would I want to be myself? And I'm italian dude.

Magicalgirlkayla9 years ago

But Mario works in Brooklyn!

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

I meant planet.

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Lt-Weiss3 years ago

mario if he real

silversniper999 years ago

nope. plumbering is not my expertise

Huntsman 9 years ago

Mack me link or no deal!

LeonardoGolp7 years ago

Ehh mario works in boston

thisiscalled...you know10 years ago

Wait... IM ITALIAN Chi vuole mangare una pizza?

ShaunKnutson7 years ago

we

Juuzo10 years ago

I just quit the job

Megiplier9 years ago

I'd rather be Sans *imagines sans* *starts drooling*

pankake9 years ago

Downside?

comicsean9 years ago

But mario is just stuck in a loop hole, why would you want to be him when he cant even keep the princess from getting kidnapped by Bowser?

Micwiz8 years ago

Wow. Well this is terrible, because it"s easy to win arguments if you"re me. 2 downsides

Matteo Diana12 years ago

THIS IS A TRUE STORY AMICI

CplKarambit40845 years ago

I still have Mario"s abilities, so.

HermioneBird10 years ago

Why not!

telletoonethan8 years ago

Plumbing bathrooms and going down the drain

Huntsman 9 years ago

I don't even want to be Mario

Joboloco9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

Mattie Gamer10 years ago

I HATE MARIO

sonic =sanic9 years ago

Mario is already a plumber dumbass

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