Will You Press The Button?

831143last month

离开中国电子厂去意大利当水管工吗，乐意至极

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark6 months ago

È così malvagio, contorto e oscuro

Anime is Freaking Awesome9 years ago

I rather be Link...

GenoSans7 years ago

same, also WHO THE FUCK WOULD WANT TO BE AN ITALIAN PLUMBER WHO NEVER EVEN SPEAKS A PROPER LANGUAGE????!!!!!!

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BuddyDron9 years ago

You become Mario but you become Mario there was one like this about batman XD

janmankanpan9 years ago

But Mario IS a Plumber

MasterOfKnowledge8 years ago

In Brooklyn, however

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zappypeach9 years ago

YOU CAN BE MARIO IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM. WHAT FUN IS THAT?

DontTrustTheOof5 years ago

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Noobie o-o9 years ago

Random as hell O-O .0.

Sabrina Quivey12 years ago

Why the fuck would I want to be Mario

Anime_Simp4 years ago

Why the fuck don’t you want to be Mario?

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RafeeDaBoy8 years ago

I would rather be a plumber instead of being Mario!

Spiderp8 years ago

I'm sure I'll be really upset about that while I'm fucking the princess.

TeamAwesomeness7 years ago

daisy is a princess.

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JRNGaming8 years ago

Upside?

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago

didnt say which mario o.o

OliviaWaffle149 years ago

You realize that if you became Mario you would still have to do that

FattyTheFat9 years ago

Who would want to be Mario?

thatonemoron9 years ago

I'm not sure if anybody would like to be a middle-aged plumber

Miracle9 years ago

I can do srooms legally

486jakebox9 years ago

I get that

Blood of Gaea9 years ago

Only reason to be Mario is Princess Peach.

DavidLetterman9 years ago

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Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago

In my headcanon Mario is a villain. Blame MatPat

amnn119 years ago

I want to be sora

BrendanCross8 years ago

I don't think being a plumber in Italy would be that bad. A plumber in INDIA, however, or for an Indian restaurant, that"s a different story (the food gives you explosive what"s)

BrendanCross8 years ago

Sharts not what"s

NeverGonnaGiveYouUp4 years ago

Do I get to jump on goombas?

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Wait, are you the guy from fandom? (It"s me narwhals)

Thraxxerus148 years ago

Plumbers make bank

Fluttershy00239 years ago

Mario IS a frikin plumber in Italy anyway so..... Ya.

TheFbomb3098 years ago

Mario sucks

Peebs9 years ago

He worked in BROOKLYN, you uncultured swine

TeamAwesomeness8 years ago

He works on a different planet.

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Gamerjosh9 years ago

But everyone will still know me as the real Mario. Plus plumbers make alot of money right? (or naw?)

Random Anonymous9 years ago

what are you talking about? I'm Italian and my poop is...normal. xD

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ComedyNightmare7 years ago

that"s a racist button.

Agent_Waffle7 years ago

No, Mario is an Italian plumber. It all checks out.

logicalreasons10 years ago

Dis is Mariioo! Lil taiini hands like holdin a taiini maus. A liil taiini maus!

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š9 years ago

Worth it

Franckylast year

It's-a me, Mario

A Undertale Fan9 years ago

hell no i dont want to be mario jumpman mxario

ZanderPanda889 years ago

A plumber is actually a well paying job

RetroGameDays6 years ago

Mario... Is an Italian... And Plumber... That lives in Japan... That Speaks ENGLISH

JUST_PRESS_IT!9 years ago

Rather be Link.

strong 8 years ago

I'm already in Italy, so...why not?

SEMatis7 years ago

I'm a girl... Mario is male... gender switch does not appeal to me as something for me to do.

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots2 years ago

Me neither. Also I HATE MUSTACHES

Creeperface1309 years ago

Mario was an plumber in Italy before Bowser, so sure, press it.

Valicu9 years ago

Mario is a plumber buuuuuuuut he is cooler

Whats up nice balls no homo btw9 years ago

Fucking hate mario and i hate how everybody loves him

marmori9 years ago

Don't want to be mario but plumber in italy sounds nice

Yukiko Kitten9 years ago

Who would want to be a short chubby Italian plumber who saves a princess and fights giant lizards, turtles, goombas, and boos?

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NvD11 years ago

italy is better than where i live so...HECK YEAH

TheCyclops56914 years ago

Yeh I'm more a luigi guy.

DarkPit10069 years ago

The only good thing about Mario is jumping on people.

Inline28 years ago

You become Mario BUT you become mario

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