you never have to do anything ever again ever
but
you get hit by three cars and survive but are in a huge amount of pain
I will not


Leglaaah10 years ago
Pain = french bread, so i win

DeagleTC8 years ago
Pain isn’t French bread. It’s the French WORD for bread

TheGuyThatIsNamedMats8 years ago
Just get hit by three toy cars then the pain wont beuch

Unicorn_Potato10 years ago
Ha, getting hit by cars is nothing new in my book. In a span of 7 years I was hit by 13 cars, and I had some huge hospital bills but oh well. Oh and I'm 17 now.

SpamtonG.Spamton3 years ago
it says cars, but it doesn't say it can't be toy cars
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Greatcat8 years ago
Maybe this means I'm heavily disabled so I don't have to do anything...

Dubbinumbreon10 years ago
Dying counts as doing something. Sooooo.

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
dont have to live either BITCH
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qierfusi7 years ago
Where is the good side to this?

Astro Dime11 years ago
Masochists chant: "BRING IT ON"

Nelson Green12 years ago
if i never have to do anything again then i don't have to be in pain or be hit by 3 cars!

Luke121220037 years ago
Yeah that’s exactly what I thought.
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jacktjong7 years ago
If you never have to do anything again, that can also mean "not heal the pain" or "not going into a coma for a bit to heal the pain" or "feel pain" or "die". Never have to die if I don't want to. Also, never have to grow old or never have to experience pub...[Show full comment]

starkiller7628 years ago
If you get hit by three cars, you’re not gonna be doing anything anyway

Yourgesflergen8 years ago
I don't do anything so I don't feel pain

SamuelFink8 years ago
I won't have to be hurt

EmeraldApple8 years ago
Well, you can recover from the pain, or get used to it and build an immunity

Ishaa20039 years ago
Why would you want to never do anything again? Sounds boring asf

ROronoa8210 years ago
WORTH IT BITCH

Saphty10 years ago
Well, eventually the pain will be gone, and then i can live happily ever after.

Astral Umbra10 years ago
so? I will heal, people will think I have both the worst and the best luck, and FREE GAMES!

my broken horison10 years ago
*button pushing intensifies*

Deathsmaster11711 years ago
but is says we NEVER HAVE to do anything ever again so we dont HAVE to get hit by three cars

dumbwhiteguy011 years ago
Sounds pretty boring.

DeathlessTitan5411 years ago
The pain will subside, I will heal and I still get to do whatever the heck I want

awesomeguy11 years ago
it says you dont have to do ANYTHING that means you cant even do fun stuff

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
it means you dont HAVE to do anything didnt say you cant

Bùi Thanh Trung12 years ago
What if the reason why you never have to do anything ever again ever is because you're dead?

MasterRabbit1019 years ago
dont have to die either

Keya Grigsby12 years ago
*Hits the button furiously*

Keith Robert Ciaffarafa12 years ago
Already is me

animalIQ8 years ago
So.. being brain dead might help?

Mihaiţa9 years ago
So i cant have sex twice in my life?

Paladin1598 years ago
TOTALLY WORTH IT!

UnitedGem4410 years ago
how old am i?

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
Loophole time! loophole 1: if you are in pain, your doing something. feeling pain. loophole 2: how can you get hit by 3 cars if your doing nothing? loophole 3: toy cars don't hurt AS much as real ones. loophole 4: you would pretty much be dead if your doin...[Show full comment]

Eduard Vlad Ilie12 years ago
I feel bad for those three cars...

ℛℯℤℚ10 years ago
Well if you pressed, you must be a boring person

Ethan232b7 years ago
ATTENTION

Lmner9 years ago
It says I dont have to do anything so I dont have to experience pain right

Michelle_Mimi8 years ago
But you might want to do something and it stops you from getting hit by at all 3 cars

Eric22579 years ago
NO PAIN it hurts

SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Robot legs! Robot arms! Robot body! MILLION DOLLAR MAN!

Yeetaleet56343 years ago
All I'm doing is staying home, eating, & play video games.

Ilovewillyoupressthebutton8 years ago
Triggered Triggered ############## a... god... will... kill... you.. and... you... will.... go... to... hell...😡👺😡👺😡😡👺👺😡👺😡👺👺😡👺😡👺😡👺😡👺👺👺😡👺👺😡😡😡👺😡👺👺😡👺👺😡😡👺😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👺👺😡👺👺😡😡👺😡👺😡👺👺👺😡😡👺😡😡👺😡😡👺�...[Show full comment]

Dakatron10 years ago
Pain is temporary, pride is forever John F. Kennedy/ COD Black ops

greatandgrey7 years ago
Get hit by three toy cars but your toes are in pain for a while

SteelxTiger8 years ago
Damn you kids and your rc cars now I'm in immense pain from yelling at you I will be better soon though

EineKartoffel7 years ago
Life would get pretty boring.

Elka239 years ago
I don't have to get out of bed? I don't have to be social? Sounds like a pretty good deal to me!

Connortoll9 years ago
ever again never

Live_Laf_Love8 years ago
Just live on, like, the thirtieth floor. They would drop cars on you lol

imavirginnn4 years ago
can you fap?

Emma Dykstra12 years ago
As someone who's been hit by a car, no thank you.

Awesome$auce10 years ago
Never have to do anything, so did the cars hit you on da couch?

MNITIMMY9 years ago
How to get away from your problems: step one: start you car Step two: close your eyes Step three: drive to heaven.
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