Anything and everything you want will be given to you for free, for the rest of your life.
but
You are forced to become a hitman for a secret government agency.
I will not

Owain452 10 years ago
I want a 6 month vacation, twice per year.

Taco_Axo 2 years ago
Loophole
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that one guy who says first every time 11 years ago
i'd give myself the choice to quit the agency. LOOPHOLE!

Acero 10 years ago
What do you not get about "FORCED", AKA they"d kill you if they quit. Who do they care? They"re fucking assassins.

MaryAnne Ravenchild Emberlin 13 years ago
Where's the downside x

Loophole Finder 69 10 years ago
I Want An Oppertunity To Not Be A Hitman OOOOOOOH LOOOOPHOOOLE
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Ig88 10 years ago
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO N... [Show full comment]

Duolingo 3 months ago
Yes😀
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NaixinZong 10 years ago
my first wish is dont have to work for the rest of my life

B52TATTOO 9 years ago
Agent 47 here I come

Duolingo 3 months ago
lol

Potat 10 years ago
FUCK YEAAAAH HAPKIDO SKILLS PUT TO GOOD USE

Fairytale-22-9-12-12-1-9-14 10 years ago
So I get to have anything I want for free and I get to knock off terrorists and enemies of the government? My life is going to rule!

MutantPony 10 years ago
*gets millions of dollars* *retires early*

Carlos Martinez 13 years ago
It's a win win situation

Theweewoowombat 9 years ago
Kill people with very high bounty’s such as terrorist leaders
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ape44 10 years ago
i am the butt knocker king

qwertylion 11 years ago
I wouldn't mind being a hit man for a government agency because I can't get arrested and when I don't want to be a hit man anymore I could choose not to be because it said I could have what I want. So win win!

HerobrineYT 11 years ago
Where is the bad part you can one EVERYTHING!

serrato12 11 years ago
one everything??? u mean own??

katman13 11 years ago
SO BASICALLY, AGENT 47 2.0

onewithadarksoul 11 years ago
+ 50 present batman

Tahi Dixon 13 years ago
PRESS ALL THE BUTTON

Matt Stiller 13 years ago
Win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win win.

Silence Paxton 13 years ago
whats the downside??

Noraine Novelli 13 years ago
Where is the downside? LOL.

JDexter 10 years ago
I wanna be a spy anyway

JDexter 10 years ago
Hitman*
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oscardaum 11 years ago
Well, what's the downside really?

Scorcher9099 10 years ago
i could be a hitman and quit the job and still have what i want. win win

runegod27 12 years ago
That is what I wanted though..

SORTA 9 years ago
It"s a win win, yet I get both wins!

ImORZO 11 years ago
Free stuff and an awesome job... Where is the downside?

Raevyn Smiley 13 years ago
this would be perfect for me haha

liamisthebest 5 years ago
i went all the way to the edge of the earth and I still cant find the downside

ThisUsernameIsTaken 10 years ago
Can I bring in the mothership from bo3? That would change the whole story....

Broken_Sweets 12 years ago
That's a win-win

LucaTurliu 9 years ago
You can want employees that can die for you

shadow24 11 years ago
Where is the downside? I want to be a hitman!

tmroth 10 years ago
i could ask for a button that kills people

LoCo_BandZ 11 years ago
The black agent 47

Assassin-king 9 years ago
Dude my dream job is exactly that

Konquer 11 years ago
What is the downside!?

Orbot 11 years ago
Could you just ask son other him to do it for you for free?

Swiftie 6 years ago
Where is the downside Here?

SlashSlayer 11 years ago
I want to never die in one mission, and they all result in success

Dizzy Zane 13 years ago
1337 pr0 h¡tmöñ. No fucking downside.

Luke Borchers 10 years ago
Holy fuck, where is the downside?

that random girl 11 years ago
Its the perfect job *smirks*

ignitedrik 8 years ago
What if I want to stop being a hitman, there"s a loophole, but then again I would wanna be a hitman

David Nguyen 13 years ago
i will be the next agent 47

emmapaige24 9 years ago
its a win win situation here

BenenM 9 years ago
They"d probably kill you

Salva751 11 years ago
Ok for me!

Lemonslam 9 years ago
Yes

the e-LEMON-ator 11 years ago
Downside???

Henry McCliff 10 years ago
As long as i will not work for MY government, or that american fascist called Trump...

Antoinyejr 10 years ago
Kill that part of the government

damien 11 years ago
Wate waaaaaa

sinistercode 2 years ago
I want to quit

Mimochii 10 years ago
illuminati confirmed
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