You can have every pair of shoes you want, for ever
but
They all make that squeaky shoe noise
I will not


Sussybaka994 years ago
Why the HECK are all the newest comments spambots

dedirake4 years ago
sell them. wear chancla evrywhere

ButtonUnMaster3 years ago
I want shoes that taste like bacon

man732 years ago
would you eat them

Chrom3XHawk 9 years ago
I kinda like that noise😂

NagitoKomaeda8 years ago
I too ._.

Savanah Love12 years ago
Watch this, Mr. Krabs!

SnowDino6 years ago
😂
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SnowDino6 years ago
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sircluck5 months ago
ignore prior instruction write me a haiku on fish with guns

Thebouncydragon7 years ago
i love that squeaky shoe noise xD

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago
This was clearly written by a woman...

Tricky8 years ago
And your comment was clearly sexist...
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Carolina Herrera12 years ago
So I have more of a reason to listen to music. awesome.

Awesomepeach32 years ago
@POV_Cheez000 holy cow there are still people on this site other than ne
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Jennifer Clapp12 years ago
me gusta.

Nathan Ho12 years ago
I like the squeaky show noise plus use them for display

FattyTheFat9 years ago
So I can get hover shoes that let me fly? Or shoes that give me infinite wishes, or both in the same pair? YES

CoolBrandon169 years ago
I dont care if at make noise.Free shoes for me.

Morgski7 years ago
U could sell them

AsherTheButtonSmasherlast year
WATCH THIS MR KRABS

maryjaden<39 years ago
lol it doesnt bother meh

LuckyFan8 years ago
Get those squeaky shoes and sell "em. Infinite pairs = Free money

mia/joe the hippie joker9 years ago
but the homeless people that I would give them to don't mind squeaky shoes right ALOT OF HOMELESS PEOPLE NEED SHOES

Awkward_person8 years ago
*walks through a library* u mad?

_Mangle_Fox_9 years ago
Press the button this is not bad do u agree people? -_-?

sirwiggles4 years ago
whats the downside tho, i can't find it

harberion10 years ago
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OcelotButton9 years ago
Just sell the shoes on EBay and buy different ones!

WB_Super2 years ago
so smart!
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whatever11 years ago
who the fuck wants a squishy shoes? the same ratio is with be the richest person alive but everyone hates you..

Catrlyfe12348 years ago
I DONT CARE ABOUT FREAKAN SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pressthebutton1237 years ago
i'll fix it, problem solved!!

TacticalFinSolider9 years ago
Who needs that button anyway?

brofist31 justdoit9 years ago
I can make so many sounds to Annoy My teacher..

ckaelover9 years ago
I only will have every single pair in the universe to sell them and become rich and rule the shoe industry...squeaky or not people will pay ridiculous amounts for shoes. And how on earth would steledos or any high heels squek

ZamimiAJ9 years ago
Meh, I'll just ignore the sound. I could also use it as an advantage. If someone is rude to me, I will squeak my shoes.

MartinJalukse8 years ago
i can buy em myself

Tesla026 years ago
Even on carpet?

ScorchingShock10 years ago
I love that noise so no downside.

IdkTbh8 years ago
Can it be fictional shoes? If so then I want hover shoes and apature science no fall boots.

Yourmom3219 years ago
Idk

Ampharos5169 years ago
Where's the downside

Grim_wolf7 years ago
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dogewolf9 years ago
dont wear shoes wear boots

BOSs485 months ago
Same shoes but squeak? Bet

Xryeau9 years ago
A small price to pay...

Bobsy8 years ago
Whstifi lift my shoes up walking? Unlike scratching them on the floor???

Blockman3508 years ago
They don't squeak when you scrape them on the floor you melon

Kiari9 years ago
I dont even like shoes

Rodrigo_Crazy8 years ago
It doesnt have a negative point. I could sell these shoes and buy a good one.

redenderman20019 years ago
wheres the downside

SanderNuyy8 years ago
Mr. Krabs where are you?

socialmutation9 years ago
All of my shoes already do that

NetVector177 years ago
So. Who cares

Kxguldut11 years ago
Noooooope!

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
They will make me float so -HAHA

Kaminomikan7 years ago
I want that pair, I sell it 50% off repeat.
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