Will You Press The Button?

ConnorVisscher 10 years ago

I'll just forget that I need to go.

LazyDK87 10 years ago

Go on a liquid diet.

Wolf_wolf 8 years ago

Blended taco bell anyone?

mebruh 11 years ago

That would be .......... painful

mart 11 years ago

just forget u want to take a shit........

AmyWilliams 11 years ago

Um you would explode literally but okay 44% of the population. You would die horrible deaths. Why would you even want that?

Burstbusterz 9 years ago

There are plenty of people who defecate fewer times than others. Me, for example.

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Paul Phillips 13 years ago

Well shoot, I think that's the average amount of times I go in a month anyways. ...Yeah, I'm weird like that.

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

This game is only 8 years old

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Star Wars fan 24 11 years ago

Ok.

CommentWatcher 11 years ago

You can forget the pain of your asshole being slowly torn apart by fecal matter

gabbo verde 11 years ago

Somebody else is right. I'll press it now! Good dilemma tho

Dom Hillman 13 years ago

Forget I need to defecate. Problem half-solved.

Rainholm 9 years ago

That"s how my mind works anyhow

TopKek.EXE 11 years ago

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TheAwesomePurpleOwl 9 years ago

THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU

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Glennator 10 years ago

(╯⚆⏠⚆）╯︵ ┻━┻

Diane Young 11 years ago

Nop, I realy like to defecate, is a freedom felling

dontRemember 11 years ago

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XavierBob 10 years ago

I can memorize how to crap more XD

O-E 8 years ago

I barely eat anyways. I'm not anorexic or anything, it"s just that food doesn't rule my life.

Skylar Brennan 12 years ago

That's incredibly stupid. You would live for less than a single month, because you wouldn't be able to expel poisons from your blood. You would end up with kidney failure.

hallb1016 9 years ago

I have biology homework...but I can't remember things I forget....

theliviknowles 11 years ago

God I want to forget so much but I've made it this far.

dc2008242 11 years ago

well then I wouldn't try to hold it in because I know it would just stay in....

Dk_the_gr8 11 years ago

who the heck would do this? you would live, but you would have to be hooked up to a catheter.

awedar 3 years ago

Ermmmm I want to poo lots though!!!

ecoll1984 12 years ago

Oh shit.

Magnarwhal 9 years ago

I suffesuffer from abdominal migraines and constipation already so pushed

Aktimoose 9 years ago

So if we just assume that this won't harm me, I can just forget that I need the toilet and I'll be fine.

tdbechtel1223 11 years ago

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loganator35 11 years ago

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LughaidhMorgan 9 years ago

Wtf is this ?lol

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BoazvanCaem 10 years ago

Oh crap. (Literally)

Godmaster 8 years ago

How can u memorize anything if you are straining to go? No(buzzer sounding)

Randhal the human 11 years ago

i dont know very good the english :(

alcaponed 11 years ago

GOOD ONE somebodyelse.com! Laughed my ass off

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago

memorize that plumbers number fast.

M00nlght 9 years ago

Honestly I don't really go much more often that that at all if I were to actually keep track. If I make myself a little schedule I would highly likely be able to pull if off. And with all the money I could make from this power, laxatives would be easy for me to obtain if I need them.

Gameknight64 10 years ago

Ick! Can u at least choose

xrider619 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s... [Show full comment]

Jeremy5662 11 years ago

ikes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na... [Show full comment]

Hank Whittaker 10 years ago

Hell no, I ain't gettin' constipated and all that crap (no pun intended, though it seems like there was a pun intended)!!

racer1285 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

diaochan 2 years ago

忍屎10天可坚持不住

restoboxer 12 years ago

peptobismol to the rescue!!!

SmileyMelons 11 years ago

Have one those skills be proper dedication. Boom, downside has been downtrodded...

the_tryhard_10_year_old 9 years ago

Poop every 10 days. ˙˙˙\_____(●_● )_____/˙˙˙ (don't know why I posted this)

th3br0 11 years ago

here my will you press the botton http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/211404

nerdybucket 10 years ago

So become vegetarian?

GigglyPug 11 years ago

worth it

Lucio369 11 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

UrsoDasNeves 8 years ago

Downside?

Gnarlicious 11 years ago

Its a nice way to counter attack diarrea

Pandajuice17 9 years ago

No more fast food. Not doing this.

Slyde 11 years ago

I do that anyways... I have problems.

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