You may memorize and forget anything you choose to with no effort.
but
You can only defecate 3 times a month, no matter how badly you may want to go.
I will not


ConnorVisscher8 years ago
I'll just forget that I need to go.

LazyDK878 years ago
Go on a liquid diet.

Wolf_wolf7 years ago
Blended taco bell anyone?

mebruh9 years ago
That would be .......... painful

mart9 years ago
just forget u want to take a shit........

AmyWilliams9 years ago
Um you would explode literally but okay 44% of the population. You would die horrible deaths. Why would you even want that?

Burstbusterz8 years ago
There are plenty of people who defecate fewer times than others. Me, for example.
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Paul Phillips12 years ago
Well shoot, I think that's the average amount of times I go in a month anyways. ...Yeah, I'm weird like that.

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago
This game is only 8 years old
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Star Wars fan 249 years ago
Ok.

CommentWatcher9 years ago
You can forget the pain of your asshole being slowly torn apart by fecal matter

gabbo verde 10 years ago
Somebody else is right. I'll press it now! Good dilemma tho

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TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU
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Dom Hillman12 years ago
Forget I need to defecate. Problem half-solved.

Rainholm8 years ago
That"s how my mind works anyhow

Glennator8 years ago
(╯⚆⏠⚆)╯︵ ┻━┻

Diane Young9 years ago
Nop, I realy like to defecate, is a freedom felling

XavierBob9 years ago
I can memorize how to crap more XD

dontRemember10 years ago
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Skylar Brennan10 years ago
That's incredibly stupid. You would live for less than a single month, because you wouldn't be able to expel poisons from your blood. You would end up with kidney failure.

O-E7 years ago
I barely eat anyways. I'm not anorexic or anything, it"s just that food doesn't rule my life.

hallb10168 years ago
I have biology homework...but I can't remember things I forget....

theliviknowles9 years ago
God I want to forget so much but I've made it this far.

Dk_the_gr810 years ago
who the heck would do this? you would live, but you would have to be hooked up to a catheter.

awedarlast year
Ermmmm I want to poo lots though!!!

dc20082429 years ago
well then I wouldn't try to hold it in because I know it would just stay in....

Magnarwhal8 years ago
I suffesuffer from abdominal migraines and constipation already so pushed

ecoll198411 years ago
Oh shit.

tdbechtel12239 years ago
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Aktimoose8 years ago
So if we just assume that this won't harm me, I can just forget that I need the toilet and I'll be fine.

BoazvanCaem8 years ago
Oh crap. (Literally)

loganator359 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

LughaidhMorgan8 years ago
Wtf is this ?lol
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Randhal the human 9 years ago
i dont know very good the english :(

alcaponed10 years ago
GOOD ONE somebodyelse.com! Laughed my ass off

Godmaster7 years ago
How can u memorize anything if you are straining to go? No(buzzer sounding)

M00nlght8 years ago
Honestly I don't really go much more often that that at all if I were to actually keep track. If I make myself a little schedule I would highly likely be able to pull if off. And with all the money I could make from this power, laxatives would be easy for me to obtain if I need them.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
memorize that plumbers number fast.

Gameknight648 years ago
Ick! Can u at least choose

xrider6199 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. say your name ten times.say your mom's name five times. s...[Show full comment]

Jeremy56629 years ago
ikes: 0 DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's na...[Show full comment]

racer128510 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

diaochan11 months ago
忍屎10天可坚持不住

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
Hell no, I ain't gettin' constipated and all that crap (no pun intended, though it seems like there was a pun intended)!!

SmileyMelons 9 years ago
Have one those skills be proper dedication. Boom, downside has been downtrodded...

restoboxer10 years ago
peptobismol to the rescue!!!

th3br09 years ago
here my will you press the botton http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/211404

the_tryhard_10_year_old8 years ago
Poop every 10 days. ˙˙˙\_____(●_● )_____/˙˙˙ (don't know why I posted this)

nerdybucket8 years ago
So become vegetarian?

GigglyPug9 years ago
worth it

Gnarlicious9 years ago
Its a nice way to counter attack diarrea

Lucio36910 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

UrsoDasNeves7 years ago
Downside?

Daria Michałowska12 years ago
Being unable to defecate while still having to would get such person killed, if I am correct. 39% of people who faced this question pretty much decided to die. Way to go.

Pandajuice178 years ago
No more fast food. Not doing this.
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