You effectively fix every one of humanity's problems and go down in history as a hero.
but
You contract aids and are forced to die a slow, painful death as a martyr.
I will not

BlackVeilBrideFTW 10 years ago
Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming 13 years ago
what if I fixed aids

I8gum 3 years ago
What if I fixed your mom
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TinyBubblebuttTim 10 years ago
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

RedLordBoss 10 years ago
At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 10 years ago
You'd die as a hero
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Zac Houston 13 years ago
Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb34 8 years ago
I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.
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Dorian Juge 13 years ago
F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

SsnakeeTheDragon 7 years ago
What if you fix death

zeroXXsniper 11 years ago
At least am history. Yay!

inkredeble 11 years ago
Didn't press it, but even if I did and you somehow didn't cure aids for yourself and couldn't, just kill yourself. Won't have to suffer atleast.

Brittany Yingling 13 years ago
I'd cure aids so bingo.

BobFaceASDF 9 years ago
...overpopulation?

best will you press the button player 11 years ago
shame

Boonaw 10 years ago
Not a problem for I

DarkPit1006 11 years ago
If I die by something besides age, I don't want to die slow

pixelmanTyler 6 years ago
what is a martyr

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider69 2 years ago
martyr is someone who feels pain 👍

Jess Burks 13 years ago
For the good of humanity!

LBiscuit 11 years ago
HISTORY, REMEMBER ME!!!!

Pepe193 8 years ago
What if i shoot myself in the head?

Migdin1 9 years ago
One of humanity"s problems is me dying! Plz

Gnarlicious 10 years ago
To prevent more problems the hero would have to kill them all because humanity is a problem itself. People kill each other to control a fragment of a dot in all universe. And to stop this from happening the hero would have to kill every man standing left o... [Show full comment]

Ivan2006 12 years ago
A "slow, painful death" doesn't sound like something that would happen to a person from a first-world country when they contract AIDS.

realpackiewolf 11 years ago
Guys. Always remember what I am just about to say, ok? Life = Life

buttongasm 3 months ago
my parents don't deserve happiness.

Ran Ren 13 years ago
Screw humanity, They're not worth saving.

Thedirptank 7 years ago
So like Freddy mercury, he fixed what was wrong with people in the form of a song, and yet died painfully by being gay( hence the aids )

E.t. Drouin 13 years ago
Everyone one has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

littlelaphi 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Jack david 11 years ago
Fuck off!
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PotatoLord420 10 years ago
Getting Aid Is Tied With Being Justin Bieber's Senpai On My #1 Spot In My "NEVER WHANT TO!!!" List...

immortalpoet 11 years ago
Are death and AIDS not problems of humanity's?

19PHILLIPSHELTON 9 years ago
I don't care about my life if humanity never gets sick again

Kyle Alten 13 years ago
I would hope everyone would chose to

NewMayorLuigi 9 years ago
Aids is one of man"s problems. Cure my aids, I'm fine

BetterTitles 11 years ago
Ahem? Most people with aids dont even get affected by it anymore. Why? SCIENCE BITCH! THE SCIENCE OF ADVANCED MEDICINE AND HEALTHCARE!!!!!

tits_as_pb! 11 years ago
You will still die a slow, painful death

Trenton Biggerstaff 13 years ago
When?

EyeOwnUrEnergy 10 years ago
I press the button on my deathbed.

steeplemomma 11 years ago
fuck aids

TeamAwesomeness 5 years ago
this button works at the author"s interpretation, not yours

nuxxy 5 years ago
no its mine

Lonely Pizza 10 years ago
What about no.

tails999 11 years ago
Heck yes! I want to be known as an American/Worldly hero

flameofdarkness 8 years ago
What if I give myself a fast painless death

Ventiro 12 years ago
if you fix all problems you cured aids... sometimes these buttons are moronix

Urmybitch 9 years ago
Bye bye atheist

Pootis man420 11 years ago
At least it is not like some other ones where you are in pain for all of eternity. At least you can kill yourself or die of old age

SySWoW64 2 months ago
我去不早说能实现世界人民大团结我无疑是可以死亡的

Creeperface130 11 years ago
Seriously, non button-pressers?

Gxjdjejd 7 years ago
So... i fixed aids?

ayannfaraz 9 years ago
lol

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

M. C Fatty 11 years ago
Where is the downside
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