Will You Press The Button?

BlackVeilBrideFTW8 years ago

Aids is one of humanity"s problems.

Chipper Fleming12 years ago

what if I fixed aids

I8gum2 years ago

What if I fixed your mom

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TinyBubblebuttTim9 years ago

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD! SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD! BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME!!! REMEMBER ME, CONTRACTING AIDS! *YeEeEeEah!*

RedLordBoss9 years ago

At least I would die knowing that I saved a lot of people AD VICTORIM

Louise Mawari Ã†Ã°elred12 years ago

This is a no brained press the damn button. If you fix all humanity's ills, you've cured AIDS.

Yolo6645 9 years ago

You'd die as a hero

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Zac Houston12 years ago

Bye bye Religion... oh, and bye bye AIDS... woot, cured myself wassup! /swagger

Adam_bomb347 years ago

I agree with you religion makes humanity rely upon things other than themselves, it is a problem.

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Dorian Juge12 years ago

F my problems, if I help everyone, then so be it.

zeroXXsniper10 years ago

At least am history. Yay!

SsnakeeTheDragon6 years ago

What if you fix death

inkredeble10 years ago

Didn't press it, but even if I did and you somehow didn't cure aids for yourself and couldn't, just kill yourself. Won't have to suffer atleast.

best will you press the button player9 years ago

shame

Brittany Yingling12 years ago

I'd cure aids so bingo.

BobFaceASDF8 years ago

...overpopulation?

DarkPit100610 years ago

If I die by something besides age, I don't want to die slow

pixelmanTyler5 years ago

what is a martyr

BeethovenTurtleThePizzaRider6910 months ago

martyr is someone who feels pain 👍

Jess Burks12 years ago

For the good of humanity!

Boonaw9 years ago

Not a problem for I

LBiscuit10 years ago

HISTORY, REMEMBER ME!!!!

Pepe1937 years ago

What if i shoot myself in the head?

Gnarlicious9 years ago

To prevent more problems the hero would have to kill them all because humanity is a problem itself. People kill each other to control a fragment of a dot in all universe. And to stop this from happening the hero would have to kill every man standing left o...[Show full comment]

Ivan200610 years ago

A "slow, painful death" doesn't sound like something that would happen to a person from a first-world country when they contract AIDS.

Migdin18 years ago

One of humanity"s problems is me dying! Plz

Ran Ren12 years ago

Screw humanity, They're not worth saving.

realpackiewolf9 years ago

Guys. Always remember what I am just about to say, ok? Life = Life

littlelaphi10 years ago

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Jack david9 years ago

Fuck off!

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Thedirptank5 years ago

So like Freddy mercury, he fixed what was wrong with people in the form of a song, and yet died painfully by being gay( hence the aids )

E.t. Drouin12 years ago

Everyone one has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!

immortalpoet10 years ago

Are death and AIDS not problems of humanity's?

19PHILLIPSHELTON7 years ago

I don't care about my life if humanity never gets sick again

PotatoLord4209 years ago

Getting Aid Is Tied With Being Justin Bieber's Senpai On My #1 Spot In My "NEVER WHANT TO!!!" List...

NewMayorLuigi8 years ago

Aids is one of man"s problems. Cure my aids, I'm fine

BetterTitles9 years ago

Ahem? Most people with aids dont even get affected by it anymore. Why? SCIENCE BITCH! THE SCIENCE OF ADVANCED MEDICINE AND HEALTHCARE!!!!!

tits_as_pb!9 years ago

You will still die a slow, painful death

Kyle Alten12 years ago

I would hope everyone would chose to

steeplemomma9 years ago

fuck aids

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

this button works at the author"s interpretation, not yours

nuxxy4 years ago

no its mine

Trenton Biggerstaff12 years ago

When?

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago

I press the button on my deathbed.

flameofdarkness7 years ago

What if I give myself a fast painless death

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago

What about no.

tails99910 years ago

Heck yes! I want to be known as an American/Worldly hero

Ventiro10 years ago

if you fix all problems you cured aids... sometimes these buttons are moronix

Urmybitch8 years ago

Bye bye atheist

Pootis man4209 years ago

At least it is not like some other ones where you are in pain for all of eternity. At least you can kill yourself or die of old age

Creeperface13010 years ago

Seriously, non button-pressers?

Gxjdjejd5 years ago

So... i fixed aids?

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

ayannfaraz7 years ago

lol

Flanker8 years ago

What is martyr

M. C Fatty9 years ago

Where is the downside

Axlar Overkill12 years ago

They looked to me once. Now they turn to you. Do you understand now? Do you see that the truth is they don't want to change this? They don't want a hero. They just want a martyr, a statue to raise.

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