okay Socrates calm down let's remember that you literally agreed for a bunch of guys to force you into suicide so let's tone it down a notch sweetie and go drink your tea
What if love finds you, which it probably will because you"re a millionaire.
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CoasterBot7 years ago
1 million isn't enough, but at least nobody will ever flirt with me.
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jshaw718 years ago
What if I found love before I touched the button, cause I think I did...
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dafaquman8 years ago
Never found love, so why caring about when i can can have a million dolkars
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Soaku8 years ago
Why do so much people only want "love" and "love"... wtf?? I don't need it for anything.
Watermelonman8 years ago
Can you eat it? No. Can you drink it? No. Is it useful in any way? Yes. You can increase population which already is too big. Also, it can break your heart. Everybody wants love! Woo! Everyone wants To get ripped off!
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NewGenerationX8 years ago
A dream come true!!!
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LivingT0mb5t0n39 years ago
Become famous some other way, and find love.
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thunderbird019 years ago
For some, their true love is money... not mine just some idiots like trump
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Noah Jordan12 years ago
...Robots?
Kiwi4638 years ago
Who needs love when you have unlimited doughnuts! :D
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TheMemer9 years ago
*bribes someone to love me* :)
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mrcheese4 years ago
https://willyoupressthebutton.com/14538/yes
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Lycanthrokeith9 years ago
Money talks, love walks. Buy a Realdoll.
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Elana Clare Smith12 years ago
i'll become their friend and tell them i love them
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tox1csting3r9 years ago
WHAT 36% PRESSED IT? SAD LIVES
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Boi27 years ago
I have no chance to find love... So I would like to take free million lol.
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DrVVolf9 years ago
I don't need to find it, I've already found it. :3
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Dragonperson8 years ago
Loves worth more than a million dollars you gona have to do better than that to make me not find love
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fripon9 years ago
Donald trump gets a small loan of a million dollars never will find love
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Nergamin9 years ago
Not worth it.
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Hyltran3 years ago
Woman can’t feel love towards man anyway (They can only love what he has to offer her) so there’s no difference for guys.
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Exotic_Butters8 years ago
My love is cats... NYA!!!!
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EpicSparklez9810 years ago
I was never planning on finding my soul mate, this is fine~
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RandomShmandom4 years ago
Well, will love find you?
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Buttholeking699 years ago
Loophole invest in something big get more money
Then use money to get hookers
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