Will You Press The Button?

Poyteroy9 years ago

Crap! That means you will have to watch the inevitable heat death of the universe! That takes TRILLIONS of years! And then what? How long does this last? An eternity of infinite boredom! How can anyone in their right mind push this button?

Somebodii11 months ago

Figure out how to reverse entropy in the few trillion years you have. Turn all of Andromeda into one giant Matrioshka brain network to calculate it for you. Create an empire of robots specifically for this purpose. If you still fail, well shucks it seems like the devil behind the button won.

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Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

i like the invincible part I've always wondered what the inside of a black hole is like

mnoplast month

While you could hire people to deliver you into the black hole, you do not gain any super strength, so you'd be stuck to it's surface, unable to move due to immense gravity. If it's pitch black, you'll make the most boring discovery ever and pay a whole et...[Show full comment]

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0megaTempest9 years ago

Can discover all the wonders of the world, the deepest sea, volcano interior, chuteless parachuting

Chez38 years ago

No downside. If you are literally invulnerable then you would also be invunerable in terms of emotional damage removing the downside of emotional trauma caused by seeing all of your loved ones die.

diddo2 years ago

No, immortality is a horrible curse, because it means you will be a lonely person in a non existent universe, for all eternity.

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

what are points for??

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

cus idk

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Whoever wrote this one is a little unclear on the concept here. There's supposed to be a downside.

TLN5002 years ago

Everyone you love will die while you live on and you will be able to do nothing about it. And eventually you will be the last living thing in the universe and have nothing and no one to keep you company

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datboi4274 years ago

to those who think immortality isnt a downside: it is. being immortal means you never will have your soul come to rest. if only you were immortal, everyone you know and love will die, and you will have to live with that for all of eternity, and when the ea...[Show full comment]

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

downside?

Thjmze 8 years ago

No just no I won't press it because after a while when the sun or some other thing destroys earth there will be no WIFI!!!!!!

RandomNerd9 years ago

Where's the downside?

GlutNy7 years ago

you see everyone die before you, and the pain you feel is immesurable. Even when you want to die, you cant

Sade IwuvTa0s9 years ago

#Yussss ;3

GlutNy7 years ago

As i say "The thing that is worse than death, is being immortal"

Wolallestine8 years ago

Hmmm very hard choice because you can find almost all of the greatest mysteries of the world BUT you wont have any friends left end of the world your still alive

jennifermm49 years ago

Where's the downside to this?

Robomemes9 years ago

XD no downside e :D

Undead_button_presser7 years ago

Watch the ones you love die

Krakaron 9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

JustARandomDude5 years ago

You will have to see everyone you ever loved die

Matbot20059 years ago

so whats the downside?

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

Being immortal would suck. You'd never know what the afterlife is like, all your friends and family would die, and you get stuck with all the limits of the physical world forever. No thanks.

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago

commit suicide

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CJDemetrio8 years ago

Bring my n64 to space and sit there and I'm already in heavan

Nick_bulgar9 years ago

i'd like being immortal

XLdarkwolf6 years ago

whoever wrote this one is a bit stupid since your immortal nomatter what

Me6669 years ago

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trololswager9 years ago

WHO DOESNT TO BE DOING THAT THINGS?! AND U GET IMMORTALLITY >:D

JaydenJohnson7 years ago

Who the FUCK is the dumbass who wrote this

suben9 years ago

there must be some way to die though right?

Dylan286811 years ago

**frantically slams button**

Bruhwhatisthis6 years ago

Okay Magnus Bane chill out. Well, except for the not being able to be hurt, breathe under water or space.

Calinutzu9 years ago

Who wouldn't like to be immortal ?

rcb53429 years ago

you would be immortal anyways if you just had the "upside"

Dubbydoo8 years ago

...I mean...not that bad...just have the person pressthe button with you

Dubbydoo8 years ago

if you love someone that is

grungy9 years ago

I can

Ryan Knowlton12 years ago

Only a fool would accept immortality, for they must watch all that they love rot and decay from their lives

235x0last year

even after everything is over you can Still move so what Entropy You have no power over me i Can make the universe Even if it takes me Trillions of years You CANNOT Stop My Power

EthanBusa8 years ago

Error 404: No downside Found

CDeadwolf9 years ago

404: DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

SBURBIAN9 years ago

The downside?

Adam Roundill12 years ago

You would be floating around in space for ever

ItsCatBreadYT4 years ago

No downside woohoo

Mr.Grim_reaper8 years ago

Wow no downsides

ultraroar1019 years ago

so this is be immortal but, you'll be imortal

Zombiebrofist 9 years ago

Whoever put this on is dumb they don't know what immortal means probably

TheFablousKilljoy 10 years ago

I see no downside

Obi5 years ago

There is no downside

.Stormtrooper7509.9 years ago

Immortality is a curse, not a blessing

SupaGama7 years ago

Tuck Everlasting much?

FKN Timmeh9 years ago

And the "you watch your friends die" bullshit.. Nah man, I have infinite time to make new ones. And who wouldn't want to hang out with me? I'm the coolest guy on the planet B]

Goopirah7 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal? 16 years has been more than long enough for me.

..Alainiak..9 years ago

I pressed the button cause I thought it meant Horcruxes I could destroy my Horcruxes to die...

bulletbill5610 years ago

Worth it.

samwho8 years ago

who said no?

butterdomain9 years ago

down side is what

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