Will You Press The Button?

Poyteroy10 years ago

Crap! That means you will have to watch the inevitable heat death of the universe! That takes TRILLIONS of years! And then what? How long does this last? An eternity of infinite boredom! How can anyone in their right mind push this button?

Somebodiilast year

Figure out how to reverse entropy in the few trillion years you have. Turn all of Andromeda into one giant Matrioshka brain network to calculate it for you. Create an empire of robots specifically for this purpose. If you still fail, well shucks it seems like the devil behind the button won.

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Triggeredhawkmemes9 years ago

i like the invincible part I've always wondered what the inside of a black hole is like

mnop4 months ago

While you could hire people to deliver you into the black hole, you do not gain any super strength, so you'd be stuck to it's surface, unable to move due to immense gravity. If it's pitch black, you'll make the most boring discovery ever and pay a whole et...[Show full comment]

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0megaTempest10 years ago

Can discover all the wonders of the world, the deepest sea, volcano interior, chuteless parachuting

Chez38 years ago

No downside. If you are literally invulnerable then you would also be invunerable in terms of emotional damage removing the downside of emotional trauma caused by seeing all of your loved ones die.

diddo2 years ago

No, immortality is a horrible curse, because it means you will be a lonely person in a non existent universe, for all eternity.

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

what are points for??

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii4 years ago

cus idk

Mike Lively Jr.12 years ago

Whoever wrote this one is a little unclear on the concept here. There's supposed to be a downside.

TLN5003 years ago

Everyone you love will die while you live on and you will be able to do nothing about it. And eventually you will be the last living thing in the universe and have nothing and no one to keep you company

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datboi4275 years ago

to those who think immortality isnt a downside: it is. being immortal means you never will have your soul come to rest. if only you were immortal, everyone you know and love will die, and you will have to live with that for all of eternity, and when the ea...[Show full comment]

Gamba_Craft9 years ago

downside?

Thjmze 8 years ago

No just no I won't press it because after a while when the sun or some other thing destroys earth there will be no WIFI!!!!!!

RandomNerd9 years ago

Where's the downside?

GlutNy7 years ago

you see everyone die before you, and the pain you feel is immesurable. Even when you want to die, you cant

Sade IwuvTa0s10 years ago

#Yussss ;3

GlutNy7 years ago

As i say "The thing that is worse than death, is being immortal"

Wolallestine8 years ago

Hmmm very hard choice because you can find almost all of the greatest mysteries of the world BUT you wont have any friends left end of the world your still alive

jennifermm49 years ago

Where's the downside to this?

Robomemes9 years ago

XD no downside e :D

Undead_button_presser7 years ago

Watch the ones you love die

Krakaron 9 years ago

Wheres the downside?

JustARandomDude5 years ago

You will have to see everyone you ever loved die

Matbot20059 years ago

so whats the downside?

Tommy McPartland12 years ago

Being immortal would suck. You'd never know what the afterlife is like, all your friends and family would die, and you get stuck with all the limits of the physical world forever. No thanks.

frost24theminecraftfurry7 years ago

commit suicide

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Rain86 years ago

Why would someone want to live forever?? It would be just pure agony after a couple of thousands of years later. Or even earlier.

ThePaulDude9 years ago

Whoever came up with this doesn't get the idea of downsides.

lilly2144710 years ago

No downside

Lord-Derpicus8 years ago

There is no downside you the planet will explode then youll float until you run into another planet possibly with life on it chill out there for a bit that planet with explode so on so forth until reality explodes then you float into the next one and start again

Gamerking9 years ago

Yea um downside?

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Being immortal is so overrated. Do people really wanna live in this shithole when they could become a ghost and mess with people for lulz?

MrSniperRo8 years ago

Downside : You see your wife, family, friends dying... And you will see it at infinite. Its Morral Pain

Andy210 years ago

What I will do is do jackass and do super dangerous things no man can do, like I will record myself swimming in lava, or swimming in space or go to Jupiter and run around naked.

Becfest8 years ago

U realize there is one what happens when all the people u love die and your kids die before u

pokefan20169 years ago

downside?

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I'll rule the whole Universe

kuros-oyaoya3 years ago

so become a demon from demon slayer? sounds good to me

50dimensions9 years ago

nice, i can live to use the rest of the windows operating systems, xboxes, and maybe buy big companies

Vegetto87017 years ago

So If become like some really badass Deadpool that can't lose? Great for a couple thousand years!

XTheMagmaLionX9 years ago

i would. Because u know when a family member dies u eventually get over it so ye...

XThe10 years ago

I just realized I didn't push this button. But if I did I'd just get all my friends and family to do the same ._.

EnderSlayer145 years ago

So what? I that is my dream life anyway. FUCK MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS

Dontbeupsettieatsomespaghetti9 years ago

HEY THINK ABOUT IT the only terrifying thing about immortality is running out of new things to experience, and having to experience the same things over and over and over in a never-ending loop, which becomes extremely irritating and boring, and you feel ...[Show full comment]

its me isaac10 years ago

people are to stupid now in days being immortal is the downside..

littledino7 years ago

Imagine flying around in space

russia9 years ago

Find the 2 and tomorrow you will be kissedrn555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Now close your eyes and make a wish. Now paste this into 15 comments and your wish will come true. Hurry you have 20 minutes or the opposite of your wish will happen

BigYochie10 years ago

There is no downside, the reason being immortality does in fact not have its stereotypical downside. Unless you're such a weakling you cannot tolerate seeing your loved ones die. However you'll meet new people to love and that won't be a problem. When the ...[Show full comment]

DianeSinOfEnvy8 years ago

Being immortal is a downside as when the universe ends, you will be stuck forever

logan9 years ago

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JordonLaver8 years ago

With all that time and your mind not deteriorating you could probably learn how to make the universe go through a big crunch and start the process of the big bang all over.

cody1o911 years ago

nnnnope chucktesta! imortality would suck. to quote code geass: " if you can't die your not really living just gathering up experiences." also ALL HAIL LELOUCH VI BRITANIA!!!!!!!!!!!