Will You Press The Button?

Poyteroy 11 years ago

Crap! That means you will have to watch the inevitable heat death of the universe! That takes TRILLIONS of years! And then what? How long does this last? An eternity of infinite boredom! How can anyone in their right mind push this button?

Somebodii 2 years ago

Figure out how to reverse entropy in the few trillion years you have. Turn all of Andromeda into one giant Matrioshka brain network to calculate it for you. Create an empire of robots specifically for this purpose. If you still fail, well shucks it seems like the devil behind the button won.

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Triggeredhawkmemes 10 years ago

i like the invincible part I've always wondered what the inside of a black hole is like

mnop 2 years ago

While you could hire people to deliver you into the black hole, you do not gain any super strength, so you'd be stuck to it's surface, unable to move due to immense gravity. If it's pitch black, you'll make the most boring discovery ever and pay a whole et... [Show full comment]

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0megaTempest 11 years ago

Can discover all the wonders of the world, the deepest sea, volcano interior, chuteless parachuting

Chez3 9 years ago

No downside. If you are literally invulnerable then you would also be invunerable in terms of emotional damage removing the downside of emotional trauma caused by seeing all of your loved ones die.

diddo 4 years ago

No, immortality is a horrible curse, because it means you will be a lonely person in a non existent universe, for all eternity.

Mike Lively Jr. 13 years ago

Whoever wrote this one is a little unclear on the concept here. There's supposed to be a downside.

TLN500 4 years ago

Everyone you love will die while you live on and you will be able to do nothing about it. And eventually you will be the last living thing in the universe and have nothing and no one to keep you company

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Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 years ago

what are points for??

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 6 years ago

cus idk

Gamba_Craft 11 years ago

downside?

datboi427 6 years ago

to those who think immortality isnt a downside: it is. being immortal means you never will have your soul come to rest. if only you were immortal, everyone you know and love will die, and you will have to live with that for all of eternity, and when the ea... [Show full comment]

Thjmze 10 years ago

No just no I won't press it because after a while when the sun or some other thing destroys earth there will be no WIFI!!!!!!

RandomNerd 10 years ago

Where's the downside?

GlutNy 9 years ago

you see everyone die before you, and the pain you feel is immesurable. Even when you want to die, you cant

Sade IwuvTa0s 11 years ago

#Yussss ;3

GlutNy 9 years ago

As i say "The thing that is worse than death, is being immortal"

Wolallestine 9 years ago

Hmmm very hard choice because you can find almost all of the greatest mysteries of the world BUT you wont have any friends left end of the world your still alive

jennifermm4 10 years ago

Where's the downside to this?

Robomemes 11 years ago

XD no downside e :D

Undead_button_presser 8 years ago

Watch the ones you love die

Krakaron 11 years ago

Wheres the downside?

JustARandomDude 7 years ago

You will have to see everyone you ever loved die

Matbot2005 11 years ago

so whats the downside?

Tommy McPartland 13 years ago

Being immortal would suck. You'd never know what the afterlife is like, all your friends and family would die, and you get stuck with all the limits of the physical world forever. No thanks.

frost24theminecraftfurry 9 years ago

commit suicide

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Mini_Crewmate 9 months ago

I wont press the button cause it will be lonely as my friends and family die

CJDemetrio 9 years ago

Bring my n64 to space and sit there and I'm already in heavan

Nick_bulgar 11 years ago

i'd like being immortal

XLdarkwolf 7 years ago

whoever wrote this one is a bit stupid since your immortal nomatter what

Me666 10 years ago

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trololswager 11 years ago

WHO DOESNT TO BE DOING THAT THINGS?! AND U GET IMMORTALLITY >:D

JaydenJohnson 9 years ago

Who the FUCK is the dumbass who wrote this

suben 11 years ago

there must be some way to die though right?

Dylan2868 12 years ago

**frantically slams button**

Bruhwhatisthis 8 years ago

Okay Magnus Bane chill out. Well, except for the not being able to be hurt, breathe under water or space.

Calinutzu 10 years ago

Who wouldn't like to be immortal ?

rcb5342 11 years ago

you would be immortal anyways if you just had the "upside"

Dubbydoo 9 years ago

...I mean...not that bad...just have the person pressthe button with you

Dubbydoo 9 years ago

if you love someone that is

grungy 11 years ago

I can

Ryan Knowlton 13 years ago

Only a fool would accept immortality, for they must watch all that they love rot and decay from their lives

235x0 3 years ago

even after everything is over you can Still move so what Entropy You have no power over me i Can make the universe Even if it takes me Trillions of years You CANNOT Stop My Power

EthanBusa 10 years ago

Error 404: No downside Found

CDeadwolf 11 years ago

404: DOWNSIDE NOT FOUND

SBURBIAN 11 years ago

The downside?

Adam Roundill 13 years ago

You would be floating around in space for ever

ItsCatBreadYT 5 years ago

No downside woohoo

Mr.Grim_reaper 10 years ago

Wow no downsides

ultraroar101 11 years ago

so this is be immortal but, you'll be imortal

Zombiebrofist 10 years ago

Whoever put this on is dumb they don't know what immortal means probably

TheFablousKilljoy 11 years ago

I see no downside

Obi 6 years ago

There is no downside

.Stormtrooper7509. 10 years ago

Immortality is a curse, not a blessing

SupaGama 9 years ago

Tuck Everlasting much?

FKN Timmeh 11 years ago

And the "you watch your friends die" bullshit.. Nah man, I have infinite time to make new ones. And who wouldn't want to hang out with me? I'm the coolest guy on the planet B]

Goopirah 9 years ago

Who the fuck wants to be immortal? 16 years has been more than long enough for me.

..Alainiak.. 11 years ago

I pressed the button cause I thought it meant Horcruxes I could destroy my Horcruxes to die...

bulletbill56 12 years ago

Worth it.

samwho 9 years ago

who said no?

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