Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.
TheJovenshireOFFICIAL3 years ago
i will kill your family
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Nutrinostar9 years ago
The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive
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Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life
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MilanPatel9 years ago
Stick a flashlight in pants
SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 years ago
Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.
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Devin180910 years ago
This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.
Mikuelious9 years ago
Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.
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rainbowsuzanna9 years ago
I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside
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Alifox10 years ago
I don't want to be immortal I like my life
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David Padgett13 years ago
In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis
1337master8 years ago
Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!
well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......
killer_wolf10111 years ago
Right
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Nick Talucci13 years ago
What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify
DriftingSalmon 11 years ago
Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam
my computer and electricity are part of everything i know and love along with my lights as well, there for my lights, internet, electricity and battery life are eternal
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KatLawliet11 years ago
How can you sleep peacefully then?
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Devalore11 years ago
4 words
Bring
Tons
Of
Flashlights
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Fluffington8 years ago
When the moon
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Gamerguy11 years ago
Wear soler powered mask and have alot of technology in it like batman then have the side that everyone can see be all dark but on the inside where you can swe there'd light as in the technology shining on you or have an iron man helmet
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mouse9 years ago
All we gotta do is love the world. THEN THE WORLD WILL BE IMMORTAL!!!
also we need to, um, love, uh, how to say it, not... overpopulation and not world hunger... and stuff like that.
mouse9 years ago
Also love light? I guess?
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cody1o912 years ago
well considering light is relative sooooo almost everywhere you are you are touched by some for of light
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Somerandomwizard10 years ago
So like don't starve? Imma just wear a glow in the dark braclet or something
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Vega Nation13 years ago
So, kinda like a vampire, only you can't go into darkness? Well, I like the sun, and I like Earth's position when the sun is up, and I like the moon's position when it's not up, so I WIN!
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PrinceKeirDelicious10 years ago
Just bring a darn flashlight every time!
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IoritzGomezMartin9 years ago
Hay with lights And a sensor that me it tiene on And iff dependo g of the light lv
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Lucaribro50111 years ago
i don't think that there is such thing as absolute darkness
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Collide5 years ago
Ekhm Ekhm...
*Rockstar daycare music starts playing*
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CheapSheep11 years ago
I don't see a downside
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Gryphon12699 years ago
be lit
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JaCkIsSoMeFiSh!11 years ago
Well, as long as it's not pitch black, that's fine. Just bring around an extremely dim light around everywhere you go.
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BlockBoy200010 years ago
Just keep a light on!
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Pokefan1239 years ago
This funeral is about to get lit!
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Sixtoes0012 years ago
Lighters. Duh get a trench coat and sew pockets into the insides
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Doom song10 years ago
Like an inverted vampire
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spirit_of_fire8 years ago
Bring a flashlight with me at all times
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Of Life and Death11 years ago
just fucking take a flashlight.
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GenoGold10 years ago
so, reverse vampire
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Squelchy ButtScratch11 years ago
Or you could just turn the flash off on your IPhone 6...
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Ghost.0239 years ago
Sun stars moon watches reflection there"s light every we"re there"s no such thing as true dark ness
Pokefan1239 years ago
All I got out of that was dark ness. New smash earthbound character?
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Sully Blackburn13 years ago
Glowsticks baby!
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RNJR9 years ago
I like the dark
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zevenon11 years ago
Well, what happens if there is no light?
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ilikesaying10 years ago
Easy, have a lamp that is powered by motion and lasts for a year over your head that shines down on you
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