Will You Press The Button?

dark_wolf19949 years ago

Technically it's nearly impossible to be in actual complete darkness... This is easy.

TheJovenshireOFFICIAL2 years ago

i will kill your family

Nutrinostar8 years ago

The human body literally glows, emitting a visible light in extremely small quantities at levels that rise and fall with the day, scientists now reveal. Past research has shown that the body emits visible light, 1,000 times less intense than the levels to which our naked eyes are sensitive

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SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago

Im always lit

Emdieless7 years ago

Smooth

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LuaBelle8 years ago

Jokes on you, I can only sleep with the lights on. I have never been so proud of this in my life

Devin18099 years ago

This means you are making everyone live out an immortal life, whether they asked for it or not, likely making them (and yourself) go crazy. This is a very dark ability.

Mikuelious7 years ago

Ironically, a dark ability when it says you can't leave the light.

MilanPatel8 years ago

Stick a flashlight in pants

SMASH_ZAT_LIKE_BVTTON2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Member stuck in flashlight.

rainbowsuzanna8 years ago

I always sleep whit a light on so I fail to see the downside

Alifox8 years ago

I don't want to be immortal I like my life

Rakoor5 years ago

So like.. a reverse vampire?!

David Padgett12 years ago

In the age of computers? Fuck yeah, I got dis

1337master7 years ago

Watch Your profanity, on this Nice christian website!

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LiquidLightning7 years ago

What about when all the stars die?

Black9ja7 years ago

Just have a bracelet with a light on it 😁

Immortus8 years ago

Some sort of vampire that can't be in the darkness? Hell yeah!

Yahooie3289 years ago

Reverse vampires with immortal phones and computers. What's the downside

angeldaugther10 years ago

So basicly you are a reverse vampire

Tori Michelle Hicks12 years ago

Scared of the dark. Got this.

MaiaCrawford7 years ago

Join the club

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Joshua Gonzalez12 years ago

well the moon reflects light and when in doubt portable flashlight ...... or a lighter... it doesn't specify how much light I need to keep on myself......

killer_wolf1019 years ago

Right

Nick Talucci12 years ago

What happens if I do leave? It doesn't specify

DriftingSalmon 9 years ago

Actually hide in a box with no lights or no hole, no light source... bam

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SmOOcheS7 years ago

Normally I"d say no to this if it was just me being immortal, but seeing as it"s everyone I know and/or love then hell yes! I"d go around the world meeting everyone and spread it! Let the world become DARK!!!

IPressy019 years ago

I'm afraid of the dark anyways

Acania Dragonn10 years ago

There is light everywhere even in the dark the only darkness is pitch black which has no light

spiral9 years ago

There is always a little bit of light on top of the ground ;)

Reaper188 years ago

the sun will implode some time, you would just be floating in space... I mean, you could play tag...

Warlord Craig9 years ago

or what?...

UselessCompanion7 years ago

Lit bro

battalion wars 9 years ago

Ehattt

lewis04283 years ago

“No, Senpai, I must never leave the light!”

Zacattac9 years ago

so what would happen if a light went out would you like teleport to the nearest light?

reinajacobs8 years ago

*screams when the teacher turns off the lights in class*

D101409 years ago

Everything produces some sort of light because unless its at absolute zero(never been accomplished) it has atleat a tiny bit ofe energy, and a tiny bit ife light

ruimartins998 years ago

that pun. lit.

SUPERPancho578 years ago

With me it"s always lit

Bloodwolf10 years ago

This is great for me the only time i have a light off is when the power goes out or when I'm sleeping

D3D5C7 years ago

F no I like the dark sometimes

JexMinecrafan9 years ago

What happens if i leave? Get a slap to the face?

yehiahtm09 years ago

basically no downside cause well there is pretty much always light except when you are at home and turn off all lights and even then you can open the window because the sun makes light and the moon reflects it.

StaddleStars7 years ago

Dark is nothing?

llots ffej9 years ago

It doesn't specifically say how much light you need to be and at what proximity.

Jack Vitz12 years ago

I hate the Sun

qwertyuiopz7 years ago

How much light? I'm pretty sure that humans are slightly glowing, so no problem.

FKN Timmeh9 years ago

I guess I'll just walk around with a lightbulb in my face lol

Migdin18 years ago

Sooo, youre saying that i and all my friends and family are invincible and the only thinh that can kill us is a black hole, since theyre gravity is so strong that light doesnt escape,

anniecornish27119 years ago

Why wouldnt u do this

Thegamingdovah9 years ago

Technicaly you are always around light, even in caves due to the different wavelengths of light! Haha i love science!

mrcheese4 years ago

I STAY LIT

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans i turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

ElisaSammej8 years ago

I have an illness called Lupus.. I cannot stand the light it hurts my inner organs, causin me pain on a daily basis.

PassTheGlass19879 years ago

Wait... does anyone care for the fact a person that's username is "Hitler did noting wrong." is literally spamming the comments but with the "FIND THE 2's" and the "COPY AND PAST THIS OR ELSE'S" everyone freaks out? what has humanaity come too...bye bye! im going to asgard!

SmOOcheS7 years ago

Same commenter that said, "Let there be DARK!!!". I misread that...let there be LIGHT!!!

RyuHantia9 years ago

Since it is very unlikely you will ever be in complete darkness, there is no issue here.

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