Will You Press The Button?

nonono0last year

I don't want to be a man

WBGrock9 years ago

Does that mean i have to farm potatoes in my own poop?

XDLMAO4 years ago

XD reference

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Starsailor833 years ago

Will we just be on Mars as it currently in? Because then we would die pretty fast

cheesegal8 years ago

I'm on mars! (dies within a few minutes). Last words: Why didn't the button give me a fudging space suit!?!?

(à² â–‚à² )ï¾‰ ï¼ï¼ï¼ï¼ å9 years ago

I hate this world anyways

RGPZ7 years ago

Ikr This World Is Fucking Ruined Man Id Rather Live In A Black Hole Than On This Piece Of Shit Planet

Crystal_Clear4 years ago

I AM WOMAN

I-WonderWhy8 years ago

I dont wanna change genders.

KittensAreCute1057 years ago

Ikr same

MishtiDoi7 years ago

Women exist ffs

Foxesarecool7 years ago

Exactly

Dodger998 years ago

That"s exactly what the 2020 mission to mars is doing

dinojl7 years ago

Carbon_Cork It"s 2018 and we aren't on Mars yet, soooooo

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Georgi Dee12 years ago

So long as I stay away from the water I should be fine :P

annabethchase047 years ago

yes yes yes.. STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER

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Luis bum9 years ago

#sexist

Fedxftw8 years ago

It"s sexist you assuming that it is sexist. Man refers to the human race.

kath.dilemas9 years ago

Tip to anyone who pressed the button: don't bother the ice warriers

Endman8 years ago

Whovian? I am

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bored as fuck9 years ago

Well I'm not a man so :))))

harpyfins9 years ago

but i can go ottttheeeeer places.....hey Doctor uh yeah can you pick me up from mars maybe we could go to like Barcelona, not the city Barcelona of course, the PLANET Barcelona

dinojl9 years ago

While you're on Mars, avoid the Ice Warriors and the water. Especially the water.

Aw5omeman771110 years ago

Actually, NASA is doing this right now. I think it's a crew of five volunteer scientists that will be sent to Mars, but will never come back.

ivegotnothing8 years ago

MMAARRSS

Osanachan1608 years ago

Again man how about man/woman

AubreeEasley8 years ago

You run out of food. #NOPE

Manglesavagedoge1018 years ago

First of all logic you twat and I'm a WOMAN

Martin Router Kingâš“9 years ago

I'll go there. I'll make my own Kongdom just with black people. -Martin Router King

robbazviking 2110 years ago

worth it

Jiin66610 years ago

I'd miss wifi..

Calista10 years ago

So... like, the first colonist on Mars? Heck yeah!

Duchess Wendi12 years ago

WOman

Starsailor833 years ago

I have noticed that many of these seem to assume everyone here is male

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Chris Sigler12 years ago

there is nothing there at all so why?

Lamf7 years ago

Fame

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Denial Ganco12 years ago

Mars One

Alex Hammontree12 years ago

Mars lets go

Toot7 years ago

Mars is gonna be colonised soon, so ill go up there when NASA sends the resources

treshaun10 years ago

That don't make any sense

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Johnny Joist12 years ago

Who does even press this button. It's like: "You'll do something first, but you'll die lonely." YOU ARE THE FUCKING IDIOT HIPSTER.

YouKnowWhoItIs8 years ago

Do I get to bring my phone,computer,television,PC,laptop,wifi, and gym?

XiaoXSisH0M09 months ago

太好了，我不用活在核污水中了

TheButtonPresser989 years ago

You wouldn't get any water or food so nope :P

bezvous9 years ago

I can see the future , see : There will be Tv reality show of prepairing for mars expedition . And 12 people will go on mars.

imaREC4 years ago

cool earth is crap anyway

TheRealColin9 years ago

your just stranded Bru

RGPZ7 years ago

I don't understand I mean there"s something called resources so if you bring soil water food supplies and find a way to make power then what can go wrong??

Furious Finch10 years ago

They'll make statues in my likeness one day. Dunno what you guys are afraid of. I'll just fake a suit fault to pass the time so I don't have to spend sixty years in space. God knows we won't progress to something desirable within that time and I'd... rathe...[Show full comment]