Be the first man on Mars,
but
never go back to Earth again
I will not


nonono02 years ago
I don't want to be a man

WBGrock10 years ago
Does that mean i have to farm potatoes in my own poop?

XDLMAO4 years ago
XD reference
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Starsailor833 years ago
Will we just be on Mars as it currently in? Because then we would die pretty fast

cheesegal8 years ago
I'm on mars! (dies within a few minutes). Last words: Why didn't the button give me a fudging space suit!?!?

(ಠ▂ಠ)ノ --== 卍9 years ago
I hate this world anyways

RGPZ7 years ago
Ikr This World Is Fucking Ruined Man Id Rather Live In A Black Hole Than On This Piece Of Shit Planet

Crystal_Clear4 years ago
I AM WOMAN

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I dont wanna change genders.

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Ikr same

MishtiDoi7 years ago
Women exist ffs

Foxesarecool7 years ago
Exactly

Dodger998 years ago
That"s exactly what the 2020 mission to mars is doing

dinojl7 years ago
Carbon_Cork It"s 2018 and we aren't on Mars yet, soooooo
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Georgi Dee12 years ago
So long as I stay away from the water I should be fine :P

annabethchase047 years ago
yes yes yes.. STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER
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Luis bum9 years ago
#sexist

Fedxftw8 years ago
It"s sexist you assuming that it is sexist. Man refers to the human race.

kath.dilemas9 years ago
Tip to anyone who pressed the button: don't bother the ice warriers

Endman8 years ago
Whovian? I am
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bored as fuck9 years ago
Well I'm not a man so :))))

harpyfins9 years ago
but i can go ottttheeeeer places.....hey Doctor uh yeah can you pick me up from mars maybe we could go to like Barcelona, not the city Barcelona of course, the PLANET Barcelona

dinojl9 years ago
While you're on Mars, avoid the Ice Warriors and the water. Especially the water.

Aw5omeman771110 years ago
Actually, NASA is doing this right now. I think it's a crew of five volunteer scientists that will be sent to Mars, but will never come back.

ivegotnothing8 years ago
MMAARRSS

Osanachan1608 years ago
Again man how about man/woman

AubreeEasley8 years ago
You run out of food. #NOPE

Manglesavagedoge1019 years ago
First of all logic you twat and I'm a WOMAN

Martin Router King⚓9 years ago
I'll go there. I'll make my own Kongdom just with black people. -Martin Router King

robbazviking 2110 years ago
worth it

Jiin66610 years ago
I'd miss wifi..

Calista11 years ago
So... like, the first colonist on Mars? Heck yeah!

Duchess Wendi12 years ago
WOman

Starsailor833 years ago
I have noticed that many of these seem to assume everyone here is male
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Chris Sigler12 years ago
there is nothing there at all so why?

Lamf7 years ago
Fame
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Denial Ganco12 years ago
Mars One

Alex Hammontree12 years ago
Mars lets go

phew9 years ago
It's real. If you'll be the first man on Mars, you won't have a way to go back to Earth...

The_Multiverse7 years ago
I'm not really seeing a down side here.

supernatural_fan_girl9 years ago
hell no

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
I don't want to be a man...

treshaun10 years ago
WHAT

Christoffer Robin Svendsberget12 years ago
mars is just a rock

geuces8 years ago
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TOXIC PLAYZ18810 years ago
Why you would die FAST and not because you can't go back to earth. -_-

Backtalkers9 years ago
There's no wifi there.

That_One_Weird_Wolf5 years ago
so.. i would become male..?

aj86710 years ago
HOW WOULD I WATCH YOUTUBE!

NICEBOY1237 years ago
Just watch the movie Martin and yull be fine LILOLOOLOLOLOL

Troldestroyer10 years ago
nope no way

BIGL09 years ago
Then I go to Tatoine

Zeldafan20038 years ago
Martian

M. C Fatty9 years ago
Yeah mars

ScarlettRoseSparks8 years ago
I'm down

DarkShadowsX510 years ago
you would still have wifi it would just have a 20 minute delay... lol besides that you "could" become leader of a new world. It didn't say you would be the only one just that you would be first.

I_have_1_brain_cell_4 years ago
is it not going to be colonized so I can basically be king of mars

pewdiepie1234567890010 years ago
Who want to live alone

JacobMeyer8 years ago
#spam

DJ Duck9 years ago
Ya now it's these times I wish there waz a f*ck it am Goin to bed button .the only thing close to that is u can skip the question if u press the logo that says *will u press the button .com*

Dogizmaster9 years ago
Mars is overrated.
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