25415 (28%) 64257 (72%)
25415 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 64257 (72%) did not.
Be the first man on Mars,
but
never go back to Earth again
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nonono02 years ago
I don't want to be a man

WBGrock10 years ago
Does that mean i have to farm potatoes in my own poop?

XDLMAO4 years ago
XD reference
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Starsailor833 years ago
Will we just be on Mars as it currently in? Because then we would die pretty fast

cheesegal8 years ago
I'm on mars! (dies within a few minutes). Last words: Why didn't the button give me a fudging space suit!?!?

(ಠ▂ಠ)ノ --== 卍9 years ago
I hate this world anyways

RGPZ7 years ago
Ikr This World Is Fucking Ruined Man Id Rather Live In A Black Hole Than On This Piece Of Shit Planet

Crystal_Clear4 years ago
I AM WOMAN

I-WonderWhy8 years ago
I dont wanna change genders.

KittensAreCute1057 years ago
Ikr same

MishtiDoi7 years ago
Women exist ffs

Foxesarecool7 years ago
Exactly

Dodger998 years ago
That"s exactly what the 2020 mission to mars is doing

dinojl7 years ago
Carbon_Cork It"s 2018 and we aren't on Mars yet, soooooo
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Georgi Dee12 years ago
So long as I stay away from the water I should be fine :P

annabethchase047 years ago
yes yes yes.. STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER
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Luis bum9 years ago
#sexist

Fedxftw8 years ago
It"s sexist you assuming that it is sexist. Man refers to the human race.

kath.dilemas9 years ago
Tip to anyone who pressed the button: don't bother the ice warriers

Endman8 years ago
Whovian? I am
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bored as fuck9 years ago
Well I'm not a man so :))))

harpyfins9 years ago
but i can go ottttheeeeer places.....hey Doctor uh yeah can you pick me up from mars maybe we could go to like Barcelona, not the city Barcelona of course, the PLANET Barcelona

dinojl9 years ago
While you're on Mars, avoid the Ice Warriors and the water. Especially the water.

Aw5omeman771110 years ago
Actually, NASA is doing this right now. I think it's a crew of five volunteer scientists that will be sent to Mars, but will never come back.

ivegotnothing8 years ago
MMAARRSS

Osanachan1608 years ago
Again man how about man/woman

AubreeEasley8 years ago
You run out of food. #NOPE

Manglesavagedoge1019 years ago
First of all logic you twat and I'm a WOMAN

Martin Router King⚓9 years ago
I'll go there. I'll make my own Kongdom just with black people. -Martin Router King

robbazviking 2110 years ago
worth it

Jiin66610 years ago
I'd miss wifi..

Calista11 years ago
So... like, the first colonist on Mars? Heck yeah!

Duchess Wendi12 years ago
WOman

Starsailor833 years ago
I have noticed that many of these seem to assume everyone here is male
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Chris Sigler12 years ago
there is nothing there at all so why?

Lamf7 years ago
Fame
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Denial Ganco12 years ago
Mars One

Alex Hammontree12 years ago
Mars lets go

Future KinGG-s9 years ago
No one knows ! maybe inside the mars is just like the earth !!

Smorsandchoco6 years ago
Im lazy and mars ain't that great

HAHAHAman10 years ago
you will die so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Derped647 years ago
That Will Happen Soon Anyways

5hadodart10 years ago
not going back to earth would mean you would either have to live alone on mars, have your family move to mars, or just deal with not having to go back to your family

LuckyLizard19 years ago
Poop is cul

GiveMeADonut8 years ago
What if the world ends? That"s not my fault...

spellwolf3 months ago
I'll let Elon Musk push that button, just so that earth doesn't have to deal with him.

Geekerella9 years ago
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The_Darkstar8 years ago
No downside

jermaine10 years ago
F me I would ran out of air,food,and water

Boss killer 😈9 years ago
WONT NEED THE BITCHES

Bulkyattorney 9 years ago
You could bring people. Just along as your the first one there.

CharlieStanton7 years ago
I play a lot of Destiny, so I could just build a facility there and protect humanity by putting my brain into a giant warmind

sethkade10 years ago
I would go if i was elderly

quirkycloudy9 years ago
the martian

EllieJ8 years ago
If I'm alway from people sure

z20082 years ago
火星上有无线网吗?

JusticeWargrave10 years ago
If i don't die that meaning all good by the way :red rocks looks cool ^_^

Future KinGG-s9 years ago
No one knows ! maybe inside the mars is just like the earth !!

Coooooool6 years ago
Boiii

bblanco51410 years ago
MARS ARMY READY FOR WAR

BlackMagic17 years ago
If they pay me i have nothing to do not to be a terrorist but i think i would destroy the earth
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