25735 (28%) 65528 (72%)
25735 (28%) people have pressed this button, while 65528 (72%) did not.
Be the first man on Mars,
but
never go back to Earth again
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WBGrock 11 years ago
Does that mean i have to farm potatoes in my own poop?

ProWolfGamer370 2 months ago
Ew..
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nonono0 3 years ago
I don't want to be a man

Starsailor83 4 years ago
Will we just be on Mars as it currently in? Because then we would die pretty fast

cheesegal 10 years ago
I'm on mars! (dies within a few minutes). Last words: Why didn't the button give me a fudging space suit!?!?

(ಠ▂ಠ)ノ --== 卍 10 years ago
I hate this world anyways

RGPZ 8 years ago
Ikr This World Is Fucking Ruined Man Id Rather Live In A Black Hole Than On This Piece Of Shit Planet

I-WonderWhy 10 years ago
I dont wanna change genders.

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Ikr same

Crystal_Clear 6 years ago
I AM WOMAN

Georgi Dee 13 years ago
So long as I stay away from the water I should be fine :P

annabethchase04 9 years ago
yes yes yes.. STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER
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MishtiDoi 9 years ago
Women exist ffs

Foxesarecool 9 years ago
Exactly

Dodger99 10 years ago
That"s exactly what the 2020 mission to mars is doing

dinojl 9 years ago
Carbon_Cork It"s 2018 and we aren't on Mars yet, soooooo
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Luis bum 10 years ago
#sexist

Fedxftw 9 years ago
It"s sexist you assuming that it is sexist. Man refers to the human race.

kath.dilemas 10 years ago
Tip to anyone who pressed the button: don't bother the ice warriers

Endman 10 years ago
Whovian? I am
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bored as fuck 10 years ago
Well I'm not a man so :))))

harpyfins 11 years ago
but i can go ottttheeeeer places.....hey Doctor uh yeah can you pick me up from mars maybe we could go to like Barcelona, not the city Barcelona of course, the PLANET Barcelona

dinojl 10 years ago
While you're on Mars, avoid the Ice Warriors and the water. Especially the water.

Aw5omeman7711 11 years ago
Actually, NASA is doing this right now. I think it's a crew of five volunteer scientists that will be sent to Mars, but will never come back.

ivegotnothing 9 years ago
MMAARRSS

Osanachan160 9 years ago
Again man how about man/woman

AubreeEasley 9 years ago
You run out of food. #NOPE

Manglesavagedoge101 10 years ago
First of all logic you twat and I'm a WOMAN

Martin Router Kingâš“ 11 years ago
I'll go there. I'll make my own Kongdom just with black people. -Martin Router King

robbazviking 21 11 years ago
worth it

Jiin666 11 years ago
I'd miss wifi..

Calista 12 years ago
So... like, the first colonist on Mars? Heck yeah!

Duchess Wendi 13 years ago
WOman

Starsailor83 4 years ago
I have noticed that many of these seem to assume everyone here is male
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Chris Sigler 13 years ago
there is nothing there at all so why?

Lamf 8 years ago
Fame
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Denial Ganco 13 years ago
Mars One

Alex Hammontree 13 years ago
Mars lets go

phew 10 years ago
It's real. If you'll be the first man on Mars, you won't have a way to go back to Earth...

The_Multiverse 8 years ago
I'm not really seeing a down side here.

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
I don't want to be a man...

treshaun 11 years ago
WHAT

supernatural_fan_girl 11 years ago
hell no

geuces 10 years ago
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TOXIC PLAYZ188 11 years ago
Why you would die FAST and not because you can't go back to earth. -_-

Christoffer Robin Svendsberget 13 years ago
mars is just a rock

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
so.. i would become male..?

aj867 11 years ago
HOW WOULD I WATCH YOUTUBE!

Backtalkers 10 years ago
There's no wifi there.

BIGL0 11 years ago
Then I go to Tatoine

NICEBOY123 9 years ago
Just watch the movie Martin and yull be fine LILOLOOLOLOLOL

Troldestroyer 11 years ago
nope no way

M. C Fatty 11 years ago
Yeah mars

ScarlettRoseSparks 9 years ago
I'm down

DarkShadowsX5 11 years ago
you would still have wifi it would just have a 20 minute delay... lol besides that you "could" become leader of a new world. It didn't say you would be the only one just that you would be first.

Zeldafan2003 10 years ago
Martian

JacobMeyer 9 years ago
#spam

DJ Duck 10 years ago
Ya now it's these times I wish there waz a f*ck it am Goin to bed button .the only thing close to that is u can skip the question if u press the logo that says *will u press the button .com*

I_have_1_brain_cell_ 5 years ago
is it not going to be colonized so I can basically be king of mars

pewdiepie12345678900 11 years ago
Who want to live alone

Dogizmaster 10 years ago
Mars is overrated.
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