You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.
but
Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.
I will not

yesi 11 years ago
For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot 11 years ago
That's so true Plus batman

Rode 4 years ago
Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller 2 years ago
Interesting...

ButtonWitch 5 years ago
Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

Κανενας Τιποτενιος 13 years ago
and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma 9 years ago
Da fuxk is your name?
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DaBestMind 5 years ago
oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Amanojaku2008 5 years ago
Orphans probably sat on the button

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing 9 years ago
......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Soaku 10 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

AColdGuy 5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

Wolfgang11 9 years ago
It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

SpungBob 9 years ago
I M B A T M A N

ththomas9 6 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!

CrackerJew 9 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking 3 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman07 10 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus288 11 years ago
Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn 13 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex 9 years ago
But there is a chance of them getting killed
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Jeffrey Dalton 13 years ago
I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce 9 years ago
Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser 13 years ago
I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang 13 years ago
Batman's story

Callen Deketele 13 years ago
I'm batman.

Charley Englert 13 years ago
Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Terence Coelho 13 years ago
why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz 9 years ago
Because batman
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ChloeEatsCake 9 years ago
Hack the muggers computer, find out where they live, and kill them with your martial artist skills.

Will99 11 years ago
Mercer the mugers family and the mugger

Red Malcolm 13 years ago
I will become the...Batman

probium 5 years ago
I hate my parents anyway, I'll go and fucking press it

EPICSEGWAYMAN 10 years ago
it dosent say when, they could be already dead when they get shot, or on their death beds

LEMONSNIPER1230 11 years ago
Not killed though and I could just beat the crap out of the mugger before they shoot my parents

Oldiron_79 9 years ago
They already dead. So no downside

Steves_evil 10 years ago
So basically Batman.

Bamman5000 11 years ago
They are not dead just shot so they can be saved

greythewol 6 years ago
NANANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAN

Valeeco 10 years ago
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EternalShadow 11 years ago
No... My parents are worth much more than all the money ever created

GuyCalledTy 9 years ago
I will become batman basically

Anonym 10 years ago
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HotPocketHomicide 11 years ago
Never said where they get shot. Chances are, the mugger is using a small caliber pistol, meaning that the chances of the bullet being lethal or causing permanent damage are low. I'll take my chances and pay their medical bills.

mtheman 10 years ago
batman???? is that you????

chonkeymonk3y1234 11 years ago
They could be shot but missed. Then with my martial arts, I'll kill the mugger.DUH

Alex Head 13 years ago
"Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger." This already happens in Wolverhampton, so there is no downside.

Mjb316 9 years ago
Nananananananan BATMAN

Michael Gil 10 years ago
Ur parents get shot but not killed....

oldnotweak 11 years ago
didnt say they die. just got shot and im rich. so they will be fine.

Masonh 4 years ago
Du du du du du du batman

StasiaGX 10 years ago
I can deal with being batman

TimothyJ2200 11 years ago
Isn't that batman

Frnando Fortino Riley 13 years ago
batman!

Line 7 years ago
And you also change name in bruce
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