Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing9 years ago
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Use the money to save them.
Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg.
PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!
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Soaku10 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL
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AColdGuy5 years ago
*laughs in orphan*
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Wolfgang119 years ago
It never said they would die.
Plus, I'm batman
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SpungBob9 years ago
I M B A T M A N
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ththomas96 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!
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CrackerJew9 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.
theemeraldking3 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema
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Deckman0710 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.
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rugged fungus28811 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman
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rugged fungus28811 years ago
Shot not killed
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Cameron Dunn13 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help
Hack the muggers computer, find out where they live, and kill them with your martial artist skills.
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Will9911 years ago
Mercer the mugers family and the mugger
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Red Malcolm13 years ago
I will become the...Batman
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probium5 years ago
I hate my parents anyway, I'll go and fucking press it
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EPICSEGWAYMAN10 years ago
it dosent say when, they could be already dead when they get shot, or on their death beds
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LEMONSNIPER123011 years ago
Not killed though and I could just beat the crap out of the mugger before they shoot my parents
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Oldiron_799 years ago
They already dead. So no downside
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Steves_evil10 years ago
So basically Batman.
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Bamman5000 11 years ago
They are not dead just shot so they can be saved
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greythewol6 years ago
NANANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAN
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Valeeco10 years ago
Find the 2 and tomorrow youy will be kissed 555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555255555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555.Count d...[Show full comment]
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EternalShadow11 years ago
No...
My parents are worth much more than all the money ever created
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GuyCalledTy9 years ago
I will become batman basically
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Anonym10 years ago
Read this or your crush will hate you forever and in 10 days when you turn off your lights to go to bed you will be killed by mutated zombie in your sleep If you do this, tomorrow you will get a kiss from your crush: 1. Close your eyes and think of your cr...[Show full comment]
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HotPocketHomicide11 years ago
Never said where they get shot. Chances are, the mugger is using a small caliber pistol, meaning that the chances of the bullet being lethal or causing permanent damage are low. I'll take my chances and pay their medical bills.
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mtheman10 years ago
batman???? is that you????
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chonkeymonk3y123411 years ago
They could be shot but missed. Then with my martial arts, I'll kill the mugger.DUH
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Alex Head13 years ago
"Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger."
This already happens in Wolverhampton, so there is no downside.
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Mjb3169 years ago
Nananananananan
BATMAN
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Michael Gil10 years ago
Ur parents get shot but not killed....
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oldnotweak11 years ago
didnt say they die. just got shot and im rich. so they will be fine.
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