You Become the greatest martial artist in the world, Best computer hacker on the planet, and extremely Wealthy.
but
Both of your parents are shot by a low-life mugger.
I will not


DaBestMind3 years ago
oh no my parents got shot with a nerf gun

Rode3 years ago
Of course i dont know bout them

legenday_loop-man3 years ago
well i don't know my dad so

Niggakiller6 months ago
Interesting...

ButtonWitch3 years ago
Joke"s on you. I"d do it myself if I thought I could get away with it.

yesi9 years ago
For the people who said no you need to relies that it said shot it didn't say where or with what so you can have them shot in the foot with a bb gun

daltonnoot9 years ago
That's so true Plus batman

Amanojaku20084 years ago
Orphans probably sat on the button

AColdGuy4 years ago
*laughs in orphan*

Expectro_Nothing_From_Me_When_It_Comes_To_Sharing8 years ago
......................... Use the money to save them. Plus, one could have been shot in the leg and the other shot in the leg. PLUS, I"d be some sort of Batman Jackie-Chan Hacker girl. SCREW THIS I"M CLICKING THE BUTTON!

Κανενας Τιποτενιος12 years ago
and then you become a silent guardian a watcful protector a dark knight.

MrRuma8 years ago
Da fuxk is your name?
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Soaku8 years ago
Umm... Kung Fury + Superhacker (also from Kung Fury) = me? LOL

Wolfgang117 years ago
It never said they would die. Plus, I'm batman

ththomas95 years ago
My parents are not dead. Just shot!

SpungBob8 years ago
I M B A T M A N

CrackerJew8 years ago
Just buy your parents bullet proof armor and don't take them to a cinema.

theemeraldking2 years ago
It never said they died at a cinema

Deckman078 years ago
Then that motherfucker DEAD! Bitch ill hack your phone, find you then Bruce Lee all over your ass till you turn into a crushed flower.

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Da da da da da da da da da da da da batman

rugged fungus2889 years ago
Shot not killed

Cameron Dunn12 years ago
"shot" not killed with the money you could get them help

WolfRex7 years ago
But there is a chance of them getting killed
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Jeffrey Dalton12 years ago
I'm Batman.

FlorencePierce8 years ago
Said in husky, low voice.

Cheyenne Weisser12 years ago
I become batman? AWESOME!!!

Maggie Yang12 years ago
Batman's story

Callen Deketele12 years ago
I'm batman.

Charley Englert12 years ago
Batmaaaaaaaaaan!

Terence Coelho12 years ago
why did so many people click the button??

Burstbusterz8 years ago
Because batman
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Mjb3168 years ago
Nananananananan BATMAN

Michael Gil9 years ago
Ur parents get shot but not killed....

oldnotweak10 years ago
didnt say they die. just got shot and im rich. so they will be fine.

Masonh3 years ago
Du du du du du du batman

StasiaGX8 years ago
I can deal with being batman

TimothyJ22009 years ago
Isn't that batman

Frnando Fortino Riley12 years ago
batman!

Line6 years ago
And you also change name in bruce

Kotatnoped9 years ago
Its no for me because i want to be a pilot or a poilce man

Drwiggles10 years ago
So basicly batman as a hacker

DaBestMind3 years ago
What if you have no parents?

ArKade479 years ago
1-they'll shoot my parents in a limb-say the arms or legs. While painful, they'll live. 2-wrestle the gun out of his hands. 3-BLUDGEON him to death with it, (s)he doesn't deserve the mercy of a quick end. 4-get your parents to a hospital, FAST. 5-$PROFIT$

The_Real_MichaelGoodliffe10 years ago
BATMETAL NOW GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Bork laser9 years ago
I am bat man

Hydrow10 years ago
martial art them to fucking death and hack the gun!

molotovious8 years ago
But it doesn't say they die from getting shot

JadaWilson8 years ago
Its were they get shot at they could die if they get shot in the heart they might not in the leg

Korrok9 years ago
NananananananananananananananaBATMAAAAAAAAAAANN!

SparklyUnicorn11 years ago
I picture myself as a black unicorn with bat wings... is that odd?

Starship237 years ago
Save them

BestGamer9 years ago
So they get they're photos taken AND a free vaccination shot? Great!

DungeonMaster2510 years ago
It didn't say they die they just get shot .

CoolDude3420009 years ago
Batman :)

Chase Queentry12 years ago
I am the night

fanuerysm9 years ago
eh, my parents are asses anyways

This kid has bars 10 years ago
So I become batman?!?

12xuuc8 months ago
我有父母?
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