immortality is not ok for me i would see my family die and i would be there when the earth ends suffering in nothingness for all of eternity just that a second to think about it
Nope, don't want to float around for eternity as dust...
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Enderboy6 years ago
let be scientific here, if you still age which mean your cells still get worse though time(some get less efficient, some just becomes useless) which mean natural damage still apply to you, soooo if I were to throw you in a volcano or drop a nuke on you, ev...[Show full comment]
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Erik Muller13 years ago
Wait for cybernetics to become sufficiently advanced and become a cyborg.
Immortality, but you'll still die? Sense no make you
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Icode110 years ago
what if u already spend most of your time in your bed then no downside
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Loophole man10 years ago
There'd be nothing left eventually. Nobody knows what causes aging, but one theory says that it's die to DNA damage; DNA will eventually become unreadable, and new cells will not be produced.
Tricky10 years ago
It actually is oxidation what causes you to age
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AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Both are downsides
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dweedleskunk11 years ago
Old Guy: So how old are you, lady? They say you been here a while!
Me: I'm 1000 years old...
Old guy: w.. wha?
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Hourly11 years ago
What if I jump off they empire state building, do I not die?
Kittenlover1019 years ago
No, you"d just be smashed by the force, spending the rest of your life with trash, if not, in the ocean, occasionally being nibbles by fish. You wouldn't be able to do anything but sit there in the ocean. So, if you want a short answer, yes and no.
mostly I don't press buttons that give immortality
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CMHammond11 years ago
So, you age, but never die.
Do you age slower? Or at a normal rate?
Anyone who has seen the S3 finale of Doctor Who, should know what that might end up like. Or even the Face of Boe.
Still...cybernetics.
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WhiteHatHacker9 years ago
I"LL BECOME A ROBOT! :D
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Whitey11 years ago
Enough with the immortality questions.
Whitey11 years ago
I'm already immortal, so why would I press these buttons???
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yukkikatsuki11 years ago
What are the upsides of this?!!?!?!?
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JackWagon8854 years ago
just rot yourself bam
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goronblade12 years ago
i will still have my laptop
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Rexibous11 years ago
WHAT.
THE FUCK.
IS WRONG WITH THESE COMMENTS.!?
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and-peggy9 years ago
I know how GREAT immortality sounds, but read tuck everlasting.
TrueBlue78499 years ago
That book still scares me.
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weneedtodiscussthebananaprice2 years ago
Don Toliver do RTeacher: I came tToliver . Grandma who nemed came to: Don Toliver doToliver Toliver , Goonnemed v Grandma who
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CalebMcCaslin10 years ago
Immortality would suck
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mmMWATCHASAY11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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crownofthorns12 years ago
..But what if I don't want to live forever? I'd watch my friends and family die*
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Jar_Jar_Binks8 years ago
-1000 years after I press the button- I look fucking 1000 years old... o wait
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Aaron Voborny13 years ago
Little did you know, I have the Elixer of Life. And know the location of the true Fountain of Youth.
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AssHar9 years ago
Man, everyone saying immortality sucks, I see the opportunity to be the most influential person in the history of man kind and its saviour. You should all lighten up a bit.
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Thermophile11 years ago
That's not what most people mean when they say 'immortality'.
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Captain-Jack-Harkness9 years ago
So, half of Jack Harkness?
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Donderpants11 years ago
Lose-lose.
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E1steve4 years ago
lose lose.
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MonoCraeta8 years ago
Wait to get bed-ridden at my first body. Remove my brain in a surgery and place it in a young person"s body. Immortality and eternal youth nibba
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bubbz0411 years ago
Immortality is where you never die so?
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iamaddicted12312 years ago
dafuq does bedridden mean...
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majestic11 years ago
I'm 12 bitches
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Eggman9 years ago
Hook eggs directly to my veins
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uncleltr10 years ago
All these immortality questions keep reminding me of that terrible Zayn and Taylor Swift song. Will You Press The Button, please stop.
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GinkgoBiloba11 years ago
TURN BED IN GIANT ROBOT. KILL EVERYTHING
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tapp10 years ago
I love this game
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DuckStep11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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Finn3us8 years ago
Become the god emperor
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Jared Lennox13 years ago
Surprised I didn't press it actually
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Sirayo9 years ago
Wait till you can become a cyberamb and make sure you keep your individuality
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Old Macdonald11 years ago
I cant die =P
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Doglesser4209 years ago
Wtf is with all these pussys and immortality just fucking die.
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bantszzz11 years ago
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