Will You Press The Button?

abcx9 years ago

'Hello world, I'm your new leader. Everyone on earth is now forced to help building space ships to escape earth.'

Dante Dominic Abernathy12 years ago

5 years? Make me ruler and I can do it in 2.

Catimations3 years ago

Tell everyone to build a nuke for you and don’t tell your subjects why, and if they refuse, kill them. When the nuke is finished, ask them to build a space pod to fill everyone. Then bring your family and friends family with you then ignite the nuke via r...[Show full comment]

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CreamCakeBlast8 years ago

What if you just rename the Earth to something else?

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

This planet is now named... Blearth!

MohamedOuali7 years ago

Why is being a ruler a good thing?!

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago

Give me a week and they'll want to die

Mithtian8 years ago

Where"s the upside?

SilentStar6 years ago

Yes, a pubescent child as ruler... Seems fair.

Gasai Love9 years ago

I'll fuck up the the planet in like 2 minutes. Had a good run though!

shadingvaz10 years ago

lol ill destroy the world allahu akbar

Beto095 years ago

Sp you pressed the button...

Baconbone27 years ago

Earth is my home

PeterPan8 years ago

Trump pressed yes I suppose

jessica068 years ago

I don't want that power

Rhett Rayos12 years ago

Bitch please, it'll be dead in a month.

dragonman0014 years ago

Try one day

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Nicholas Tiano12 years ago

Luckily the internet contains all stories so getting 'destoryed' isn't a problem.

shawnforce10 years ago

yes but google,youtubes,ebay and more severs are on earth most of the internet will be gone with earth:(

Joe Bellas12 years ago

So? I can just gather the Dragon Balls and ask Shenron to prevent the earth from being destroyed. Problem solved.

regiice8888 years ago

the guy taht said that you werent allowed to travel to parallel universes to get teh dragon balls. what u talkin about? just get em on this earth, and id say its within shenrons power to change the words of a game online lol

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Alex Taylor12 years ago

So I have five years to build a space capable fleet and begin evacuations. I can pull that off I have the entire planet earth behind me. Thus I save the human race and although I am off the Earth therefore not the absolute ruler I might still be a hero a...[Show full comment]

Tyler Mitchell12 years ago

the earth would probably be destroyed anyways so why not live it up

DZ10B4K6 years ago

5 years? Why so long?

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

"destoryed" your argument is invalid I WIN

Jaggersaurus8 years ago

I would have research funded to relocate the human race to another planet where (with the approval of the people) I would become ruler there.

GGuy1234510 years ago

I'll turn earth into a self sustainable starship and move out of the destruction's way, my friend however, would destroy it faster than all of you!

ComXDude9 years ago

I don't know what "destoryed" means, but it's gotta be better than destroyed. Right?

Sir potato10 years ago

I'm a good I'll just make a new one

Killaboi9367 years ago

It would be destroyed way before then

drakemulan9 years ago

Ok just move to mars it's almost just like earth

ZevWillslow3 years ago

Make Me Ruler And Earth Will Become Hell In 5 Days Instead Of 5 Years

xXx_ThErEaLsLiMsHaDy_xXx10 years ago

Well, you could get the owners of anything you like give you what you like for free. Also, 5 years is a LONG time. You could pretty much stop what is threatening earth. And you could make any girl/boy you like have sex with you or date you. And you cou...[Show full comment]

MegaLuxrayYT8 years ago

I can sign off

Nyuni5 years ago

Nope. Not my problem. You can have it idc.

ZZdane323210 years ago

I'm not a good ruler.

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

*presses the button**The Earth is destroyed in 1 day*

YOURMAMAXDBOOBIESANDBOOBOOMAN 9 years ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Krusek9 years ago

Do not give this button to Trump, the world would end in a day, that goes to Hilary too.

mbar9997 years ago

I don’t care if the story of the earth doesn’t exist

Isgg3 months ago

downside?

JudithPressesButtons10 years ago

Fine Ill just command the earth to not die :P

lunarose8 years ago

makes world great again. next day world explodes.

Daniel Tickner12 years ago

It is all part of the plan

NeonMightPressTheButton9 years ago

Its Okay Guys Its Just Gonna Get Destoryed Not Destroyed It Will Only Take Away Storys..... WAIT........... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

I'll just do it in the apocalypse, civilization could come back, then, we could leave earth and explore a new planet.

BronyBuddy899 years ago

Being the ruler of earth would corrupt you, all the power might even make you destroy the earth earlier... And there are families, friends, and so much more that would be destroyed, including yourself...

yesDOTexe4 years ago

its going to be gone before then anyway

Etriton10 years ago

I destroy what threatens the earth! Simple!

hollyskyes10 years ago

hey, it won't be destroyed. destoryed bruh B)

jshooa6 years ago

5 years you say. I will destroy in like 2 months.

Bonkers10 years ago

It was fun while it lasted.

ShadowShaper8 years ago

Betcha I can do it in three.

Gorflop7 years ago

Id probably be the one to destroy it

Sandy Aj12 years ago

no one will be left to blame it on me (evil grin)

Gabriel The Imortal10 years ago

my comrades your job is to make a space ark for humanity and animals you have 4 and a half years to build it and 6 months to fill it with rations and self preservation system NOW GO

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