Will You Press The Button?

abcx 10 years ago

'Hello world, I'm your new leader. Everyone on earth is now forced to help building space ships to escape earth.'

Dante Dominic Abernathy 13 years ago

5 years? Make me ruler and I can do it in 2.

Catimations 4 years ago

Tell everyone to build a nuke for you and don’t tell your subjects why, and if they refuse, kill them. When the nuke is finished, ask them to build a space pod to fill everyone. Then bring your family and friends family with you then ignite the nuke via r... [Show full comment]

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CreamCakeBlast 9 years ago

What if you just rename the Earth to something else?

changxiang0322 4 months ago

Good idea!

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MohamedOuali 9 years ago

Why is being a ruler a good thing?!

Castleswimmerfan 6 years ago

Give me a week and they'll want to die

Mithtian 10 years ago

Where"s the upside?

Gasai Love 10 years ago

I'll fuck up the the planet in like 2 minutes. Had a good run though!

SilentStar 7 years ago

Yes, a pubescent child as ruler... Seems fair.

shadingvaz 11 years ago

lol ill destroy the world allahu akbar

Beto09 6 years ago

Sp you pressed the button...

Baconbone2 8 years ago

Earth is my home

PeterPan 9 years ago

Trump pressed yes I suppose

jessica06 9 years ago

I don't want that power

Rhett Rayos 13 years ago

Bitch please, it'll be dead in a month.

dragonman001 5 years ago

Try one day

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Nicholas Tiano 13 years ago

Luckily the internet contains all stories so getting 'destoryed' isn't a problem.

shawnforce 11 years ago

yes but google,youtubes,ebay and more severs are on earth most of the internet will be gone with earth:(

Joe Bellas 13 years ago

So? I can just gather the Dragon Balls and ask Shenron to prevent the earth from being destroyed. Problem solved.

regiice888 9 years ago

the guy taht said that you werent allowed to travel to parallel universes to get teh dragon balls. what u talkin about? just get em on this earth, and id say its within shenrons power to change the words of a game online lol

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Alex Taylor 13 years ago

So I have five years to build a space capable fleet and begin evacuations. I can pull that off I have the entire planet earth behind me. Thus I save the human race and although I am off the Earth therefore not the absolute ruler I might still be a hero a... [Show full comment]

Tyler Mitchell 13 years ago

the earth would probably be destroyed anyways so why not live it up

Gabriel The Imortal 11 years ago

my comrades your job is to make a space ark for humanity and animals you have 4 and a half years to build it and 6 months to fill it with rations and self preservation system NOW GO

Gorflop 9 years ago

Id probably be the one to destroy it

Sandy Aj 13 years ago

no one will be left to blame it on me (evil grin)

SinonMercer 9 years ago

Meh, Earth won't last that long anyways lmao

Yanna Di Ronco 13 years ago

"Destoryed"

Zetsushira 11 years ago

That would be toooooo much stess for me.

VanillN 4 years ago

I become ruler, and thrust all of our money into the space program, colonize mars

liger1144 11 years ago

If I was ruler it would basically last only the first year...

PikaDude 11 years ago

Thatd be awesome! Ruling the world forever and be destORyed in five years! Spelling is great

herobrine 11 years ago

upside?

ArcherBro1 10 years ago

DestORyed Definition: To remove a story from a building, or a story from a collection of writings.

ninjatiger 12 years ago

No i have to much of my life ahead of me

Derpyderpderp123456889 10 years ago

If i was ruler 2 seconds flat no earth 5 world wars would have started and i would be dead

Ahsihba 11 years ago

I don't think I want to be a tyrant... i'm too clumsy to be one.

Superduperbooperdooper 10 years ago

Add destoryed to the dictionary lol

TinaButterfly last year

Destoryed? You mean there won’t be any more stories? No thanks.

3&reg;&reg;0&reg; 11 years ago

You spelled "weeks" wrong.

Carlos Alexx Crespin 13 years ago

What if I have aprox. 5 years of life left due to age?

EnderSlayer14 6 years ago

We deserve death

TankyRUS 11 years ago

am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed her ... [Show full comment]

Thebutton23 9 years ago

"Destroyed" da fuck

dolphinlover609 11 years ago

an eleven year old as the leader of earth... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?! *everyone dies cause im such a shit ruler* FUCK.

bradut 10 years ago

Mars here i come in 5 years

i like pie person 11 years ago

I accidentally pressed the button

Mr.Gepetto 12 years ago

FUCK THAT

coolsawesome5 11 years ago

Oppa heaven style!

DATBOI_1295 9 years ago

If you are ruler tell people to make that ship from wallie

BK ShadowFox 10 years ago

Ill be the ruler and ill save the earth some how

Jellax-Jedi 9 years ago

Leadership is stressful, no upside.

Natasha Cherryblossom 13 years ago

Destoryed? So all the stories in the world will disappear...? This is a chance for me to write my novel and for it to take off as the worlds only story! Too bad so many peoples memories will leave... Their life stories... Hmm... Nevermind, not worth it.

HumanPerson 11 years ago

I force everyone to move to the ocean instead of the earth (Loophole possibly)

ScottishCookie 4 years ago

Welp imma destroy the earth and escape. Byeèed

AdolfWhoFucksHitler 11 years ago

Oh my dick Oh my banana

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