Will You Press The Button?

abcx 10 years ago

'Hello world, I'm your new leader. Everyone on earth is now forced to help building space ships to escape earth.'

Dante Dominic Abernathy 13 years ago

5 years? Make me ruler and I can do it in 2.

Catimations 4 years ago

Tell everyone to build a nuke for you and don’t tell your subjects why, and if they refuse, kill them. When the nuke is finished, ask them to build a space pod to fill everyone. Then bring your family and friends family with you then ignite the nuke via r... [Show full comment]

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CreamCakeBlast 9 years ago

What if you just rename the Earth to something else?

changxiang0322 4 months ago

Good idea!

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MohamedOuali 9 years ago

Why is being a ruler a good thing?!

Castleswimmerfan 6 years ago

Give me a week and they'll want to die

Mithtian 10 years ago

Where"s the upside?

Gasai Love 10 years ago

I'll fuck up the the planet in like 2 minutes. Had a good run though!

SilentStar 7 years ago

Yes, a pubescent child as ruler... Seems fair.

shadingvaz 11 years ago

lol ill destroy the world allahu akbar

Beto09 6 years ago

Sp you pressed the button...

Baconbone2 8 years ago

Earth is my home

PeterPan 9 years ago

Trump pressed yes I suppose

jessica06 9 years ago

I don't want that power

Rhett Rayos 13 years ago

Bitch please, it'll be dead in a month.

dragonman001 5 years ago

Try one day

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Nicholas Tiano 13 years ago

Luckily the internet contains all stories so getting 'destoryed' isn't a problem.

shawnforce 11 years ago

yes but google,youtubes,ebay and more severs are on earth most of the internet will be gone with earth:(

Joe Bellas 13 years ago

So? I can just gather the Dragon Balls and ask Shenron to prevent the earth from being destroyed. Problem solved.

regiice888 9 years ago

the guy taht said that you werent allowed to travel to parallel universes to get teh dragon balls. what u talkin about? just get em on this earth, and id say its within shenrons power to change the words of a game online lol

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Alex Taylor 13 years ago

So I have five years to build a space capable fleet and begin evacuations. I can pull that off I have the entire planet earth behind me. Thus I save the human race and although I am off the Earth therefore not the absolute ruler I might still be a hero a... [Show full comment]

Tyler Mitchell 13 years ago

the earth would probably be destroyed anyways so why not live it up

ralfds13 10 years ago

Time to look for the next planet

justalagomorph 2 years ago

just make it not destoryed

Amethystia22 11 years ago

"destoryed?" do you mean "destroyed"?

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago

Let"s stop global warming! Yeah!

Timothy James Luensman 13 years ago

Who cares if there's no stories about the earth? I rule it.

Blackout-Button 6 years ago

Simple, hire Elon and give him more money, wait a little Aaaannnnd BAM Mars/moon colon, now your ruler of the moon/mars

Etriton 11 years ago

Awwwwwww MAN! :'(

Komodo 9 years ago

I guess you might be able to colonise the moon or something in that amount of time

AZM12Epic 11 years ago

what's the point?

Jaggersaurus 10 years ago

I would have research funded to relocate the human race to another planet where (with the approval of the people) I would become ruler there.

GGuy12345 11 years ago

I'll turn earth into a self sustainable starship and move out of the destruction's way, my friend however, would destroy it faster than all of you!

DZ10B4K 7 years ago

5 years? Why so long?

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

"destoryed" your argument is invalid I WIN

3MP7YV01D last month

Hehe, I think I will destroy it faster.

Sir potato 11 years ago

I'm a good I'll just make a new one

Killaboi936 9 years ago

It would be destroyed way before then

ComXDude 10 years ago

I don't know what "destoryed" means, but it's gotta be better than destroyed. Right?

MegaLuxrayYT 9 years ago

I can sign off

drakemulan 11 years ago

Ok just move to mars it's almost just like earth

ZevWillslow 4 years ago

Make Me Ruler And Earth Will Become Hell In 5 Days Instead Of 5 Years

xXx_ThErEaLsLiMsHaDy_xXx 11 years ago

Well, you could get the owners of anything you like give you what you like for free. Also, 5 years is a LONG time. You could pretty much stop what is threatening earth. And you could make any girl/boy you like have sex with you or date you. And you cou... [Show full comment]