Will You Press The Button?

abcx9 years ago

'Hello world, I'm your new leader. Everyone on earth is now forced to help building space ships to escape earth.'

Dante Dominic Abernathy12 years ago

5 years? Make me ruler and I can do it in 2.

Catimations3 years ago

Tell everyone to build a nuke for you and don’t tell your subjects why, and if they refuse, kill them. When the nuke is finished, ask them to build a space pod to fill everyone. Then bring your family and friends family with you then ignite the nuke via r...[Show full comment]

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CreamCakeBlast8 years ago

What if you just rename the Earth to something else?

Sir_Suffer4 years ago

This planet is now named... Blearth!

MohamedOuali7 years ago

Why is being a ruler a good thing?!

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago

Give me a week and they'll want to die

Mithtian8 years ago

Where"s the upside?

SilentStar6 years ago

Yes, a pubescent child as ruler... Seems fair.

Gasai Love9 years ago

I'll fuck up the the planet in like 2 minutes. Had a good run though!

shadingvaz10 years ago

lol ill destroy the world allahu akbar

Beto095 years ago

Sp you pressed the button...

Baconbone27 years ago

Earth is my home

PeterPan8 years ago

Trump pressed yes I suppose

jessica068 years ago

I don't want that power

Rhett Rayos12 years ago

Bitch please, it'll be dead in a month.

dragonman0014 years ago

Try one day

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Nicholas Tiano12 years ago

Luckily the internet contains all stories so getting 'destoryed' isn't a problem.

shawnforce10 years ago

yes but google,youtubes,ebay and more severs are on earth most of the internet will be gone with earth:(

Joe Bellas12 years ago

So? I can just gather the Dragon Balls and ask Shenron to prevent the earth from being destroyed. Problem solved.

regiice8888 years ago

the guy taht said that you werent allowed to travel to parallel universes to get teh dragon balls. what u talkin about? just get em on this earth, and id say its within shenrons power to change the words of a game online lol

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Alex Taylor12 years ago

So I have five years to build a space capable fleet and begin evacuations. I can pull that off I have the entire planet earth behind me. Thus I save the human race and although I am off the Earth therefore not the absolute ruler I might still be a hero a...[Show full comment]

Tyler Mitchell12 years ago

the earth would probably be destroyed anyways so why not live it up

The-big-red-button5 years ago

5? Rookie numbers. Give me ruler I can do it in a month or so

Prince of Hope 10 years ago

Well at least I'll go out with a bang

DragonWarrior888 years ago

5 years worth of memes

IlikewafflesBIEATCH9 years ago

Yolooooooo ...ooooooo

NylaPieya9 years ago

Wat no

Dalek khan10 years ago

I wouldn't want to ruler of earth

AimForTheFace20067 years ago

Destoryed? What"s that?

Elizabeth Hansen12 years ago

Find a new planet heh heh, using a Tardis built by my minions of course ;3

justalagomorph6 months ago

just make it not destoryed

Amethystia2210 years ago

"destoryed?" do you mean "destroyed"?

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

Let"s stop global warming! Yeah!

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago

Who cares if there's no stories about the earth? I rule it.

ralfds139 years ago

Time to look for the next planet

Komodo8 years ago

I guess you might be able to colonise the moon or something in that amount of time

AZM12Epic9 years ago

what's the point?

Blackout-Button4 years ago

Simple, hire Elon and give him more money, wait a little Aaaannnnd BAM Mars/moon colon, now your ruler of the moon/mars

Etriton10 years ago

Awwwwwww MAN! :'(

GGuy1234510 years ago

I'll turn earth into a self sustainable starship and move out of the destruction's way, my friend however, would destroy it faster than all of you!

DZ10B4K6 years ago

5 years? Why so long?

Tom Bombadil10 years ago

"destoryed" your argument is invalid I WIN

Jaggersaurus8 years ago

I would have research funded to relocate the human race to another planet where (with the approval of the people) I would become ruler there.

Killaboi9367 years ago

It would be destroyed way before then

ComXDude9 years ago

I don't know what "destoryed" means, but it's gotta be better than destroyed. Right?

Sir potato10 years ago

I'm a good I'll just make a new one

drakemulan9 years ago

Ok just move to mars it's almost just like earth

ZevWillslow3 years ago

Make Me Ruler And Earth Will Become Hell In 5 Days Instead Of 5 Years

xXx_ThErEaLsLiMsHaDy_xXx10 years ago

Well, you could get the owners of anything you like give you what you like for free. Also, 5 years is a LONG time. You could pretty much stop what is threatening earth. And you could make any girl/boy you like have sex with you or date you. And you cou...[Show full comment]