Your children and grandchildren will be happy and successful.
but
You die as soon as your children are born.
I will not


0reo9 years ago
So in other words, I would be immortal if I don't get children?

Eliseok289 years ago
No, you could die in other ways too
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Ghopher19 years ago
I'm not selfish, My children's happiness and fortune is more important than my life

themysteryman9 years ago
SURE U R Selfish Too just Like everyone Else

RAJgamer7 years ago
First step: adopt kids second step: watch them grow happy and successful Or It does say children plural, just have 1 kid

Watermelonman8 years ago
Get the child out there with a cut, then it never gets born.

CableButkus7 years ago
"You weren't born. You were removed, tumor baby."
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Jackeyvince8 years ago
Just never stop having kids and you'll never die

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
That only works if you are someone with functioning male reproductive organs. If you’re a female, then at some point, you can no longer have kids.
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Stephen Lee12 years ago
best pickup line ever. "Bare my children and they are going to be guaranteed successes."

ethevillager4 years ago
Bare... Children? I don't want naked children in my house, no thank you
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AmazinglyLegit8 years ago
It doesn't say they will be unsuccessful if I don't

WBGrock9 years ago
I can has sex?

Bear5last year
???
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DevlinSimon8 years ago
What says the won't be happy and successful

captainrex9 years ago
so i will die by a heart attack?

Jakipooh9 years ago
Roasted.
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thegaylast year
i don’t want kids

PeaceFromHogwarts10 years ago
Um I WANT TO SEE THEM SUCSEFUL GEEZ

Panic!atmychemicalfallout10 years ago
I love your username.

Noob-_fighta7 years ago
Heck ima adopt

InconspiciousCardboardBox10 years ago
I dont plan on ever having children so this is fine

bouncingdonutz8 years ago
Presses butten, Ill just adopt, cuz it says BORN.

ValerieParker7 years ago
*dies in childbirth* Thanks -_- No thank you! This has no upside, for a woman who doesn't want to have children.

Noortje van Gessel12 years ago
I honestly don't understand why you'd press the button.

cum Chowder9 years ago
F*ck those little B*stards Im living a whole life.

TheMemer9 years ago
worth it

ProStudios10 years ago
At least they will be happy...

charizard_7 years ago
I wasn't gonna have kids anyway. Lol

seoutaheoanstu3 years ago
My child will become BATMAN? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!

L1ght5h0w10 years ago
I'll just adopt.

Pleshy8 years ago
What if I never get children :D

Emo_Child9 years ago
Then I won't have children

andrewls6718 years ago
46% of people are selfish, myself included.

RGPZ7 years ago
I Dont Wanna Make A Family
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Yndigo9 years ago
I think I would do it, even though I have a feeling I'm not really grasping what this is fully...

AtomicBanana10 years ago
The feels are strong with this one

Calmdown810 years ago
In Earth the children are sad because of school

ValerieParker7 years ago
But, I don't want children -_-

Lujain Samarkandi12 years ago
I want to name him ja *falls and dies*

My smile9 years ago
Of course i will take care of my children as well as i can

GIVEMEHASHBROWNZ8 years ago
Who cares about what your children do?

Jakipooh9 years ago
For them.

murio10 years ago
how they will be happy if one of hus parents died in his/her/theyr birthday?

TheGassyGamerYT9 years ago
So I don't get children, re read it

Pitudo4206 years ago
Someone explain to me how the fuck this is super power

beta10 years ago
keep having children, never die. Loopholes

dankmemes1018 years ago
Never have children = immortal

sydneymoss7 years ago
What if you don’t want to have children?

Moritz Zumm12 years ago
So if I didn't get child I would live forever ?

RainbowFactory8 years ago
And the darkness continues

Icepixi9 years ago
What if your immortal?

Thisgalaxyisnotonfire9 years ago
Lol what children

Not Here10 years ago
Sperm bank, keep them till I'm old.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
So, princess Padme

ScottishCookie3 years ago
Fuck life, have children

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Miroku from Inuyasha.

DongusThornberry9 years ago
Sacrifice myself for their happiness? Totally.

Chinese potato9 years ago
Their happiness is more important than there fortune, and as long as they can listen to instructions they will be successful so there is no point in pressing the button.
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