Will You Press The Button?

0reo9 years ago

So in other words, I would be immortal if I don't get children?

Eliseok289 years ago

No, you could die in other ways too

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Ghopher19 years ago

I'm not selfish, My children's happiness and fortune is more important than my life

themysteryman9 years ago

SURE U R Selfish Too just Like everyone Else

RAJgamer7 years ago

First step: adopt kids second step: watch them grow happy and successful Or It does say children plural, just have 1 kid

Watermelonman8 years ago

Get the child out there with a cut, then it never gets born.

CableButkus7 years ago

"You weren't born. You were removed, tumor baby."

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Jackeyvince8 years ago

Just never stop having kids and you'll never die

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

That only works if you are someone with functioning male reproductive organs. If you’re a female, then at some point, you can no longer have kids.

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Stephen Lee12 years ago

best pickup line ever. "Bare my children and they are going to be guaranteed successes."

ethevillager4 years ago

Bare... Children? I don't want naked children in my house, no thank you

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AmazinglyLegit8 years ago

It doesn't say they will be unsuccessful if I don't

WBGrock9 years ago

I can has sex?

Bear5last year

???

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Justinfab11 years ago

but they wont be happy if i die so PARIDOX B!TCHS

Watermelonman8 years ago

What if you adopt?

DesertFox9 years ago

i hate childern but i still press since i wont die as long as i hav no kid boom

katniss4life7 years ago

That"s sad, and this might seem selfish, but I want to be able to see my children and grandchildren thrive life.

Maximus3129 years ago

Then I wont have children undtill im like 40 something

Xbox Master10 years ago

I would like to live so sorry

AtaUllah7 years ago

Stupid! Use revives!! Duhhh!

XxCrystalphoenixX2 years ago

good thing I'm adopting

nik117810 years ago

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dankmemes1018 years ago

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LadyAerin8 years ago

You could adopt. It never says anything about biological children, and they wouldn't be born to you so it wouldn't kill you.

Tigger2.009 years ago

They will die afterwards from no breast feeding.

DottySpot8 years ago

If my children are better than I"ve ever been then my job is done. My dad said that once. Plus you can tell your grandchildren to press this button and they can tell their grandchildren to press it and so on...and your family will be successful forever!!!!

SaschaMaigatter7 years ago

My children, after which child do i die

StevenUniverse10 years ago

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SunUsta10 years ago

#worth

NICEBOY1237 years ago

I would never do that to my chiled

Theodore Malone12 years ago

Of course I would press it

TSOCOOKIEHD9 years ago

No downside what so fucking ever

dankmemes1018 years ago

does c section count as birth?

charizard_7 years ago

Yes

YoRHA9 years ago

well, i'm just looking for "I'll die anyway" comment...

original name9 years ago

I'll die anyway

BamtanJEM10 years ago

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