You can live forever.
but
In the Moon.
I will not


rabndlast year
Imagine how badass it would be to be locked in eternal pain, an then suddenly, a big ass apocalypse releases you from the center of the moon, and since you live forever you can master any skill and become a god and kill humanity for creating such a button that put you in eternal agony.

popdo692 years ago
I would be in horrible pain till I'm dug up. I also will get claustrophobic. Then I will float in the endless void of space. Ouch

rabndlast year
How bad ass would that be though?

PotatoShredder8 years ago
When There is WiFi and a Good PC. Of course

horrible person9 years ago
Oh god, I just realized- IN THE MOON?!

AcousticJamm9 years ago
IN the moon? I'm inside the moon?

Luciano9 years ago
how do you live IN the moon?

rabndlast year
You are immortal so hyou just wait in the moon until the time comes, then you're suddenly the moon god and can become a real life horror movie villain!

Luke Alan George Archer III12 years ago
IN the moon?!

ChickenMan13377 years ago
My very first thought.
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CaffeineCream4 years ago
The fact that "Moon" is capitalized makes me think it"s actually my friends who goes by Moon and I'm not sure what to think.

Pallas Athena 12349 years ago
I shall now send 39% of you,,, TO THE MOON!!!!!!!!!!! P.S. You are smart if you get the reference.

Silver239 years ago
I don't get the reference, but send IN THE MOON

Boopasnopsnoop6 years ago
DAD SENT ME TO THE MOOOOOOoOOOoOn

Samuelcraft79 years ago
If You Live Forever In The Moon A Day The Earth Will Expand On Moon...

Evan-Smith117 years ago
Just rename the earth the moon.

LillianS7 years ago
In the moon?!?!

king aj9 years ago
you cant die so what is the point

Isaiah Brown12 years ago
As long as i have internet access and food, i'm cool with this.

DiamondCreeper7 years ago
Ditto
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MICO9 years ago
HELL NO!! I'll rather live a live on Earth!!!

ScorpionTheGamer9 years ago
1. Install internet app for internet everywhere (SOMEHOW) 2.find some astronauts number ;p 3.PRess button 4.Call astronauts 5.U CAN LIVE FOREVER IMMORTAL

ScorpionTheGamer9 years ago
My own reply ;)

redfoxgamer9 years ago
Do i have internet?

Hailey949 years ago
NASA put WiFi there, 662 mbps

Havyweponsguy9 years ago
Oh well, Im sure the moon COULD be colonized if human technology succeeds far enough to have an entire civilization live in a dome on the moon.

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
I wish it doesn't.Humans have already destroyed the earth with their technology,they're gonna do the same with the moon these motherfuckers...

Handsomejack12345679 years ago
Like...You would be INSIDE of the moon? In the Core of it or...?

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Does the Moon have a core?

itsbessey10 years ago
Not on the moon. In it. Within the rock itself. You'd be a fucking fossil

happywheelspenguin6910 years ago
In the moon? We become one with the moon?

Mason Young12 years ago
So I'll be living in sokkas girlfriend.....

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
That sucks buddy…
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Maui Hawaii12 years ago
everyone would be jealous of my moonpad

Rachael Alexander12 years ago
so... become Yue from avatar the last airbender?

Deathstar5598 years ago
Well,i will chill with the american flag

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

UgyMordanOems5 years ago
This totally drew inspiration from Chinese stories

BackAlleyBanger16 days ago
It says that you live in the moon but it doesn't say that you can't come back down to earth.

Rolldroller9 years ago
HELL NAW THAT WOULD BE ETERNAL SUFFERING! NO OXYGEN = SUFFACATING BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO DIE. SUFFACATING IS LIKE HELL AND YOU WANT TO DIE BUT YOU CAN'T! AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE SUN BLOWS UP? THAT WILL MOST LIKELY HAPPEN AND WHEN IT DOES HAPPEN, GUESS WHA...[Show full comment]

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
OH then,Imma take the howl back.
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DemonZ-Be-EviL9 years ago
just like the john lewis advert then

Hasaky8 years ago
I have always lived in the moon big brother, I'm a vampire dugh

Grayxiph3r9 years ago
well i hope theres wifi and a fast pc in the moon

kittysmile7 years ago
Nice question

nightlightdragon8 years ago
YAY NO PEOPLE TO ANNOY ME FUCK YOU EARTH

Abigail Fensom12 years ago
In the moon sounds awesome. I'm going to live in the moon forever. Infinite cheese!

Caribou3 years ago
I guess it"s warmer in the moon than on it. If I live forever i'll have solar heating or fusion or something.

RoxyLuffer9 years ago
IN the moon. this means under the surface, likely embedded in stone of some sort or another...

Scarlet The Fox9 years ago
Get a mansion and name it "The Moon"

AlphaZero02 years ago
Yes

TheOOOF5 years ago
Um what? Is there a house inside of the moon or what? Boooriiing

Lily Omnivore9 years ago
Doesn't say you can't be rescued LOOPHOLE

spurius1878 years ago
Eventually, the moon will be populated. Just wait.

therealwarzone9 years ago
Cool they will call me the man on the moon :D

Jammcb6 years ago
You could just jump into space and because you live forever eventually you will land on an alien planet and live there

The_Best_Macke9 years ago
who writes this questions?!,!,!

Broerbrent8 years ago
You are not alone..... more people pressed this botton

that.johnlock.life10 years ago
i CAN WAIT FOR THE DOCTOR ON THE MOON

MXP7 years ago
In the moon? Become the eternal ruler of the moon aliens.

Milo24r9 years ago
I AM THE MOON!!!!

DanandPhilFan8 years ago
i"d live ON the moon but i dont know what it"s like INSIDE the cold, hard rocked, probably solid planet.....
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