Will You Press The Button?

You are married to the love of your life, you both are happy and neither of you ever cheat

but

You can't have any children of your own, this includes adoption.

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235x0last year

Who would cheat on someone with anger empowerment, near-death empowerment, and a strong sense of Revenge.

MinimiMax10 years ago

That means unlimited sex without wasting money on birth control.

M&amp;M:TheWhiteRapper9 years ago

Exactly

mark509 years ago

Who the fuck wants kids

Chicago_rat_holelast year

I'm offended

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Demigod_Wizard_Cat8 years ago

WHO CARES ABOUT CHILDREN?! LEO VALDEZ HERE I COME!

Taylor Thomas12 years ago

What about kidnapping?

dum3 years ago

thats just adoption but more illegal

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SatanicPsycho6667 years ago

Yay! No children

Chicago_rat_holelast year

I'm offended

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C&aacute;lupe9 years ago

I will findthe way, and if not I can have dongs and cats ^^

Aftertale Frisk &lt;3 (=) )9 years ago

Good luck finding pants for all those "dongs" XD

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Daquack7 years ago

Downside?

Kritzy7 years ago

I don't even want kids xd

Imabutton7 years ago

No child Hell yeah

AlanaHoyt8 years ago

one word, dogs.

Leugim9 years ago

Whats the downside

TemmieArmor10 years ago

I don't really want kids. Either way, can't have 'em. I'm gay af! :D

Babes9 years ago

Since I'm young af I don't even know my sexuality :,3 but good loophole.

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EdgyPotato8 years ago

I'm gay and hate kids

ThatFandomtrash8 years ago

I'm good without kids

Graphi8 years ago

Just get a pet, they"re better than human children.

LindseySmith8 years ago

I'll get a dog

Pleshy8 years ago

Why would I want children?

Kaiser_Preußisch8 years ago

Children are for plebes.

ZippyDoggey8 years ago

Simple : just get a cat

Watermelonman8 years ago

I don't have a love of my life. I wanna see what happens.

catto487 years ago

what about nonhuman children?

DemonFae7 years ago

Eh no children are expensive

Damnit7 years ago

I already have found the love of life my life, not married yet tho

L00PH0L37 years ago

What about saving kids

bobzoe457 years ago

i want to adopt so this is a no brainer

ThisNameHasntBeenTaken8 years ago

I can set up a whole babysitting thing and kidnap their children when they come to pick them up.

Shantelle Gyllen Gren12 years ago

Hell yeah, children suck.

SonicIsDaBest3 years ago

you was a kid before.

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Lyronos8 years ago

Married and happy? I see a contradiction here...

JellevdAakster8 years ago

Wait... I can't cheat???!?!??

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

My husband can have a child of his own and I will give birth to him, and name him Scorpius

soghzdliufhl8 years ago

Sorry I meant my husband, Draco would name him that

Markiplier7778 years ago

Finally a question that out rules adoption

JohnsonZM4 years ago

Kidnapping, also known as "surprise adoption"

atypicalbitch8 years ago

I hate children so win win

Toruk8 years ago

Where is the down side? ._.

kitkat2008518 years ago

No I cant kidnapp!

kitkat2008518 years ago

Kidnapping time!

kitkat2008518 years ago

No is all I can say

WILL_MCCALL8 years ago

Kids suck anyways

Xxundertale_loverxx8138 years ago

What if you build a kid?

JinxKitty8 years ago

i dont wnt kifs anyway

Watermelonman8 years ago

*want

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FireHeart398 years ago

Get pets

wellfuckallthegoodnamesaretaken8 years ago

We are Both girls,and the world has dogs for a reason....

trojan8 years ago

Sex with no consequences

Rap bot9 years ago

Hahaahah CHILDREN YOU ARE JOKING RIGHT I DON'T NEED CHILDREN

The Real Life Chooser9 years ago

LOL U GUYS

NordicMan359 years ago

Never wanted childern anyway.

silverwind9 years ago

Kidnapping !

Charlie Banks12 years ago

unprotected sex, save on condoms lol

notoriousjog8 years ago

If nobody ever cheats, as long as the love of your life is clean you'll both be fine. HIV/AIDS doesn't magically appear lmao

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Celine Chum12 years ago

I don't even want kids.

ReefChong2 years ago

same

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Benjigoo7 years ago

I don’t want kids anyways haha

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