Will You Press The Button?

TheMucleWizard8 months ago

I believe this is called... Sleeping

TheMucleWizard17 days ago

Lol, good point, they edited the button since I commented, it used to be something along the lines of "while you aree remembering these things you are paralyzed so on etcetera"

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Slyde9 years ago

Walking down the street, this rapist comes out, then suddenly I can't move! Thanks obama!

Loophole man9 years ago

Derp not deep

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IamHot9 years ago

So... i'm Stephen Hawking except only disabled for 5 hours a day. fine by me!

TigerKingTundralast year

I was thinking of commenting something like this, but I thought it'd be offensive.

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CalvinB10 years ago

I really wish these spammers in the comment section could get banned from this site.

Casey Wong12 years ago

sleep during those 5 hours.

DiscoDoge7 years ago

but what if your on a rollercoaster

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thewiiugamernorskgaming8 years ago

teacher: why arent you writting. Me: my limbs stopped working.

113575338 years ago

That"s what photographic memories are for

LegoJediB5 years ago

oof

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WoodStuff8 years ago

why didn't i press it? just recall your limbs -_-

Mikuelious7 years ago

I mean, if your limbs are memories then ig works...

Thomas_Tinkerton8 years ago

"Starting"

WildPresser8 years ago

between 1-2am

Casual_Bongos8 years ago

what if you are at school on the toilet?

SparkShark7 years ago

Why would one use school toilets?

Ally_Catz1239 years ago

This is a gift and a curse. What if you see something horrible. You would never forget it.

aaaaaaahaaaugh9 years ago

I have fallen and i cant get up

Myself1239 years ago

That's called my friends..sleep

greaterfiend4 years ago

Actually thats closer to narcolepsy.

Alanna Elric12 years ago

Bye bye PE.

TigerKingTundralast year

Step one: Remove brain from body Step two: Put body into a mechanical suit Step three Negate the downside Step four: Cook an omelette

firemaster45110 years ago

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PizzaQueen9 years ago

I am me, I don't need to remember everything instantly me forget things makes me, me.

huppster0510 years ago

jokes on you near photographic memory

Darkknight377 years ago

Orgasim.... I froze! Parents come up stairs..... ;( Boy! (Reference :))

Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Maybe not five hours, but one hour I could deal with. Sounds like the plot to an super hero tv show.

Sammytraptor8 years ago

make robot arms!!

Merilille9 years ago

Y'know what? BITCH, I'M FABULOUS

krayrk10 years ago

Just remember how to move

RanEg3 years ago

A randomly selected time? I like those odds.

elvinja9 years ago

I sleep all day. Well, almost

FatNugget7 years ago

*is doing the dirty deed* "oh no! My d***!"

Bos1879 years ago

Ouch, this a good one. A really good one

J8188011 years ago

I can already do that

epicassasin9 years ago

Yeah just sleep for a while

ChunkyRaguYT8 years ago

I just hope the randomly selected time is 1:00 am- 6:00 am

superman1810 years ago

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laforehead10 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]