Will You Press The Button?

TurnedIntoaDragon 11 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you 9 years ago

First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT

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Caribou 5 years ago

This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ... [Show full comment]

Wajaman88 10 years ago

It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC 11 years ago

Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

Melody Montembeault 13 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Mobfox 3 years ago

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I Am A Duck 10 years ago

if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin2826 10 years ago

lmaooo same XD

BananaLady 9 years ago

it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

EMPTYENDER11 9 years ago

Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

DomZ127 9 years ago

Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel 13 years ago

if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden52 10 years ago

Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus 10 years ago

Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf1256 10 years ago

What the fell??? :/

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POPple 6 months ago

Cheat code to everlasting friendship, and a solid aro relationship

pking16 11 years ago

That sounds like a nut blast

epic97101 8 years ago

it"s called not having sex every day

CoasterBot 9 years ago

This wouldn't change my life.

Scarose 10 years ago

Nope. nope. Just one partner is good enough for me. Though my past is crap, I truly would hate to end up with anyone else other than the one I have now.

CyPl3X3d1221 11 years ago

im 11

Marianne Bonnefoy 12 years ago

I hate polygamy...

AceConor 3 years ago

Good thing I’m asexual

DarkShark127 11 years ago

It didn't say we could end it and start the same relationship again the next day.

JohnKrauklis 9 years ago

Just keep banging, that"s my motto.

IlikewafflesBIEATCH 11 years ago

Disastars, sadly im born friday 13th. ;-;

majorcbass 11 years ago

She can still give me hand jobs or blow jobs, so I'll do it

sabyoy 10 years ago

IUI

Sark101 11 years ago

Why all these questions about Sex?

Rabi_Ray_Rana 11 years ago

Because Sex is live

Superdino45 10 years ago

The f**k did it say about "your romantic relationships will never end badly"?

Toastisghost626 6 years ago

Ace laughed today

lionfart20 11 years ago

witht

Aura Odum 13 years ago

Yeah... I'd prefer to have a lasting relationship with one person, in which we can have sex as often as we like... so... kinda gotta pass.

bubbles 11 years ago

"Thou shalt not commit adultery"

Sinning For Sans 11 years ago

This is a dang website not a church.

anonymousish 9 years ago

I didn't care

Nightwolf1256 10 years ago

Fine, only 3 times. JK is too young! but I only want 3 kidz so... GOOD 4 ME! XD

addeanna 11 years ago

I'm 9

pressmedont123 11 years ago

The downside creates a paradox

Keori 12 years ago

asexual romantic eyyyy

monsta 2 years ago

are you 12 bro who wrote this one

MN Outlaw 11 years ago

Yeah it ends but you can hook up again as a new relationship and fuck then

JasBagley 9 years ago

*laughs hard* IT CONTRADICTS ITSELF AND HAS LOOPHOLES! *coughs* It never said anything about gender. So it could be referring to only men or only women. What about Bi and Pan people? It says nothing about it. IN YOUR FACE BUTTON!

Xryeau 11 years ago

Paradox Encounter!

NickJr101 11 years ago

Just don't have sex 5 times, duh...

Sophwiphwi 10 years ago

I thought they'd never end badly

falcon_king3 6 years ago

f in the chat for cereal romantics lol

FireKing2601 11 years ago

Fuck all these bitches!

Jeffrey Huang 13 years ago

So basically hentai?

best will you press the button player 11 years ago

shame

NikolaKing1 9 years ago

never ends badly

Duke5601 10 years ago

Reminds me of the movie good luck chuck

addeanna 11 years ago

I don't care about sex or anything

Tallmios 11 years ago

This dillema provides no space for long-term relationships and assumes you only want sex. What if you find the girl of your dreams and you want to stay with her forever? Too bad, you only get to have sex 5 times before it's a good bye.

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