Will You Press The Button?

Caribou3 years ago

This sounds like a playboy dream. You aren't romantically involved with all your exes, but since your current romantic partner doesn't care about monogamy, you can still sleep with them as you wish? Because no downside once you"ve had sex 5 times. You can ...[Show full comment]

TurnedIntoaDragon9 years ago

Help me humans I turned myself into a fire-breathing dragon by accident and cant turn myself back!

Smite_you7 years ago

First of all edgy second STOP SPAMING GO FUCING DAMIT

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Wajaman888 years ago

It just depends on what you consider sex

DerpQueenMC9 years ago

Just never have sex, or have it very very rarely. Then you will have less exes and awkward encounters with them.

I Am A Duck9 years ago

if it means i get at least 1 boyfriend im happy

justin28269 years ago

lmaooo same XD

BananaLady7 years ago

it"s like dr. phil saying: do you wish to proceed to have sex?

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

Then suck it up fellow guys and evolve already all you need to do is not have sex with The same person more then 5 times!

Melody Montembeault12 years ago

*Asexual laughter in the distance*

Mobfoxlast year

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DomZ1278 years ago

Sooo four times is ok?

John Birkel12 years ago

if the relationship never ends badly, why is it a problem if you run into exes?

broden528 years ago

Why would i have it 5 times

Marelupus9 years ago

Wait a second... If my relationships never end badly, does that mean we can be friends with benefits???

Nightwolf12568 years ago

What the fell??? :/

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BlockNloadEnthusiast9 years ago

Um maybe Lol?

Robson Padilha MÃ¼ller12 years ago

This only applies if you have a girlfriend.

NiftyChibi7 years ago

...What exes? What romantic relationships?

Sawyer8618 years ago

Relationships never end badly and you run into your exes for random fun

Lite30009 years ago

Anything that doesn't involve a penis inside of a vagina or anus isn't sex.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

The downside won't happen due to the upside, it's a contradiction...

Final9 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

dafish72810 years ago

here's an idea. get back with them after the relationship ends.

Malanti9 years ago

So what?Nothing wrong with that that means just alot of bitch slaps lol.

SanDarl7 years ago

It'll end the romantic relationship but not the friendly or sexual relationship, so basically there"s just no more married couple stuff. And if you want to be romantic with someone, just don't have sex with them. No downside.

xxatqxx9 years ago

Then dont have sex 5 times .... hold your self

ecko2229 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]

jjstuec9 years ago

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pking169 years ago

That sounds like a nut blast

epic971016 years ago

it"s called not having sex every day

CoasterBot7 years ago

This wouldn't change my life.

Scarose9 years ago

Nope. nope. Just one partner is good enough for me. Though my past is crap, I truly would hate to end up with anyone else other than the one I have now.

CyPl3X3d12219 years ago

im 11

Marianne Bonnefoy10 years ago

I hate polygamy...

AceConorlast year

Good thing I’m asexual

DarkShark1279 years ago

It didn't say we could end it and start the same relationship again the next day.

JohnKrauklis7 years ago

Just keep banging, that"s my motto.

IlikewafflesBIEATCH9 years ago

Disastars, sadly im born friday 13th. ;-;

majorcbass9 years ago

She can still give me hand jobs or blow jobs, so I'll do it

sabyoy8 years ago

IUI

Superdino45 9 years ago

The f**k did it say about "your romantic relationships will never end badly"?

Sark1019 years ago

Why all these questions about Sex?

Rabi_Ray_Rana 9 years ago

Because Sex is live

lionfart209 years ago

witht

Aura Odum12 years ago

Yeah... I'd prefer to have a lasting relationship with one person, in which we can have sex as often as we like... so... kinda gotta pass.

Toastisghost6264 years ago

Ace laughed today

bubbles9 years ago

"Thou shalt not commit adultery"

Sinning For Sans9 years ago

This is a dang website not a church.

anonymousish7 years ago

I didn't care

Nightwolf12568 years ago

Fine, only 3 times. JK is too young! but I only want 3 kidz so... GOOD 4 ME! XD

addeanna9 years ago

I'm 9

pressmedont1239 years ago

The downside creates a paradox

Keori10 years ago

asexual romantic eyyyy

monsta12 months ago

are you 12 bro who wrote this one

MN Outlaw9 years ago

Yeah it ends but you can hook up again as a new relationship and fuck then

JasBagley8 years ago

*laughs hard* IT CONTRADICTS ITSELF AND HAS LOOPHOLES! *coughs* It never said anything about gender. So it could be referring to only men or only women. What about Bi and Pan people? It says nothing about it. IN YOUR FACE BUTTON!

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