You can guarantee there is an afterlife, and that it functions exactly as you desire
but
you will die immediately without being able to partake in it.
I will not


WhatTheSigma2 months ago
Erm what the sigma?

Digimonking29 years ago
Loophole—In my afterlife, I have customized it where people can sell their souls to bring others who didn't make it there. Also, it was set up so when I die, I become the ruler of the Monarchy of my afterlife, and other then that, it is very similar to the...[Show full comment]

ELIXIR054 years ago
Umm..wow?
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JimiTTB9 years ago
What happens to me then? I'm still pressing because I have an immensely thought out idea of what I wanted the afterlife to be... but still...

Devin Mitchell12 years ago
...Still looking for an upside..

TakoTheFox2 years ago
You could make afterlife exactly like regular life but better
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4p83XP7 years ago
WHATA STUPID QUESTION!!!!!!

Nerdkind7 years ago
My afterlife is downsides no longer exist. Oh, and I'm loved by Bayley and Zero Suit Samus. Aka Jiraiya paradise.

Mixmaster7 years ago
Oh, hey Pervy Sage

Your-Face-is-Enforip7 years ago
Afterlife=I'm a god=I can live there forever=Can't die=Confusion=B)

FredBearGold8 years ago
whats the point of knowing of it if you die instantly and never get to go there?

ApexSpice8 years ago
What if I want my after life to alive forever without this taking affect LOOPHOLE

coolstorybro8 years ago
Im an atheist so nothing changes for me but hell is real for jerks? (ideal is good people can do anything "unsinful" with no repercussions and jerks have to burn forever and get licked by ravenously hungry goats)

RoloChambers9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

otakutrashllama9 years ago
Well you already choose what happens after you die...

MAFUKA!!!!10 years ago
So what is the point in knowing it

SeñiorSmoothybuns8 years ago
already know there"s a heaven. Don't need any extra garuntees.

Grace Flanagan12 years ago
This mkes no sense

NinjaEmboar8 years ago
I don't need a guarantee, because I already know one exists.

Rohnek Kdosi8 years ago
Finally someone who knows the truth

Hyodo Issei9 years ago
Where is the upside? Please tell me

ilovefreestuff9 years ago
The upside is the psychology of death. You die knowing you were right...

WriteShootEdit9 years ago
Well then...there's no point in saying yes because...you can't fucking get there

LogicWizard3149 years ago
Fuck no

RetroGameDays6 years ago
Everthing you think happens!!!!

xlittle9 years ago
desire the opposite

Sirayo7 years ago
Set it up so that I am in the middle ground while everbody else goes to heaven or hell

Sirayo7 years ago
Guess I will need to make up both a God and a Devil for those idiots

thegoldenpineapple449 years ago
if i cant have it no one can

tiimmyturner128 years ago
NOOOOO

Kiko Avin 10 years ago
I wont be with my friends or family no way

LolOmgYolo9 years ago
Upside...where are ya? come here

JustWantANormalLife3 years ago
I think I"d rather just live a normal life.

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
Everyone but you gets to go into the Afterlife it says you can't partake in it!

Wiseman9 years ago
I want to live my life first

AlbertChuchip7 years ago
Hahahahaha

Jade129 years ago
Me to

supernatural_fan_girl9 years ago
i didnt mean to press it i was going to not press it'

WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
I pressed and I didn't die...

ethereal9 years ago
You die and don't there so it's pointless to even know it's real.

Taylor Thomas12 years ago
Then what's the point?

IWantCake6 years ago
Can I have some cake

rn_rn_rn9 years ago
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iddads9 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab...[Show full comment]

Chezpuffffs9 years ago
^True dat, like someone should make a horror movie about a real chain message
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underfellsans959 years ago
Sinners??

yanis019 years ago
so whats the fucking point?

AmareWalker7 years ago
That means, I CAN SEE Michael Jackson YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (slam button 1000000000000 times)

Mrcooldude7 years ago
You won't be able to go into the afterlife

Allwarden4710 years ago
I believe in rebirth. The afterlife just slows that down anyway. And if I were to skip my afterlife, I would keep all my memories, because it is in said afterlife that I would lose them

Jeffrokid8 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

magma_dude8 years ago
The person who posted the comment actually believed this
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birdlover1439 years ago
Why have an afterlife, IF YOU CAN'T LIVE IN IT!!! Plus, I already made up a theory as to what happens when we die.

RepeaterGamer 9 years ago
I would like to hear it! :)

legakeir5759 years ago
... -_- *Thinks about what to do with no results*

Aximili3609 years ago
what if the afterlife is made so it chooses spesifically?

Dannybionic2 years ago
My perfect afterlife would be changing universes when you die so yes please

Kibbis9 years ago
That defeats the purpose...

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
if i can be resurrected to negate it yes. otherwise no.

magma_dude8 years ago
50% Religious or atheist comments 5% Wheres the upside 45% Other
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