You can guarantee there is an afterlife, and that it functions exactly as you desire
but
you will die immediately without being able to partake in it.
I will not

WhatTheSigma 2 years ago
Erm what the sigma?

Digimonking2 11 years ago
Loophole—In my afterlife, I have customized it where people can sell their souls to bring others who didn't make it there. Also, it was set up so when I die, I become the ruler of the Monarchy of my afterlife, and other then that, it is very similar to the... [Show full comment]

IDoHaveUpsides 7 months ago
*please means when I die at 150s probs
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JimiTTB 10 years ago
What happens to me then? I'm still pressing because I have an immensely thought out idea of what I wanted the afterlife to be... but still...

Devin Mitchell 13 years ago
...Still looking for an upside..

TakoTheFox 4 years ago
You could make afterlife exactly like regular life but better
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4p83XP 8 years ago
WHATA STUPID QUESTION!!!!!!

Nerdkind 9 years ago
My afterlife is downsides no longer exist. Oh, and I'm loved by Bayley and Zero Suit Samus. Aka Jiraiya paradise.

Mixmaster 8 years ago
Oh, hey Pervy Sage

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Afterlife=I'm a god=I can live there forever=Can't die=Confusion=B)

FredBearGold 9 years ago
whats the point of knowing of it if you die instantly and never get to go there?

ApexSpice 10 years ago
What if I want my after life to alive forever without this taking affect LOOPHOLE

coolstorybro 10 years ago
Im an atheist so nothing changes for me but hell is real for jerks? (ideal is good people can do anything "unsinful" with no repercussions and jerks have to burn forever and get licked by ravenously hungry goats)

RoloChambers 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

yanis01 11 years ago
so whats the fucking point?

AmareWalker 9 years ago
That means, I CAN SEE Michael Jackson YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (slam button 1000000000000 times)

Mrcooldude 9 years ago
You won't be able to go into the afterlife

underfellsans95 11 years ago
Sinners??

Jeffrokid 9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe"d heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

magma_dude 9 years ago
The person who posted the comment actually believed this
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birdlover143 11 years ago
Why have an afterlife, IF YOU CAN'T LIVE IN IT!!! Plus, I already made up a theory as to what happens when we die.

RepeaterGamer 11 years ago
I would like to hear it! :)

Allwarden47 12 years ago
I believe in rebirth. The afterlife just slows that down anyway. And if I were to skip my afterlife, I would keep all my memories, because it is in said afterlife that I would lose them

Aximili360 11 years ago
what if the afterlife is made so it chooses spesifically?

Dannybionic 4 years ago
My perfect afterlife would be changing universes when you die so yes please

legakeir575 10 years ago
... -_- *Thinks about what to do with no results*

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
if i can be resurrected to negate it yes. otherwise no.

Kibbis 11 years ago
That defeats the purpose...

that random girl 11 years ago
I would make it so when I'm about to die I become immortal and everyone gets to do the thing they love the most for eternity

magma_dude 9 years ago
50% Religious or atheist comments 5% Wheres the upside 45% Other

Mitchell Dones 13 years ago
You get to choose how everyone else gets to spend eternity

ShankaDaWanka 11 years ago
I'm an Atheist and I believe ghosts stay with the one they love the most.

Jordieliz 11 years ago
I'm confused 😓😩

Qnightfall787 6 years ago
I want to live in my paridice

Bananasplit 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dudebro101 11 years ago
Welcome to Valhalla

Ask-Blind-Aphmau 11 years ago
Why have an afterlife, IF YOU CAN'T LIVE IN IT!

why is the username why already taken ok new username y 11 years ago
This is another you suffer everyone else wins one.

Zaqinabox 12 years ago
I can't partake because part of the function is that I AM GOD! BWAHAHAHA!

Titanlord01 11 years ago
i could make after life like an infinte amazing life

maggot456 2 years ago
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Edward Grillo 13 years ago
Hah

Button4Life 10 years ago
what if it takes me 50 years to choose what i wanna be

Blazeheart2 8 years ago
Loophole: in my afterlife, I can go back earth

vladp995 10 years ago
How did you guys found the downside in it?? You basically wish for a new life "that it functions exactly as you desire" for example that same life but richer more popular and live forever or anything you want

Jefflol 11 years ago
well that sucks

Random_User_8500 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Chris0111 10 years ago
Hi. My name is 0rder0f0ctopus. I'd like to spread a message about something I have encountered more frequent than ever. Spam messages. These mostly tell a story or find the 2 or some other shenanigans, then make you paste into a certain amount of comments.... [Show full comment]
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BoogieBunny 11 years ago
Bitches i'm off to my afterlife gaming station

thehawkman 12 years ago
You could become god by controllong peoples afterlife.

BawbRaws 9 years ago
It seems like if I don't press the button, there might be a chance of something good happening as opposed to no chance. So, I'm not pressing it.

AnimeIsLife427 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

Mustinator 10 years ago
Afterlife= rich family that is not anniying and getting i want. Now is death something good ( but not in the afterlife

Kampfarsch 11 years ago
So you know there is an afterlife and it functions how you want it but you die after that without getting into it ? Just make it so everyone gets into it no matter what

Bradinator343 5 years ago
Where is the upside in this? Why make something that you want if you can't even be involved?

¿elzie? 11 years ago
How does that work????????

Mrcooldude 9 years ago
Error 404: where the f*ck is the up side

Dilan 11 years ago
Good! My afterlife looks like: New earth for everyone, but you can choose what you want!
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