You can guarantee there is an afterlife, and that it functions exactly as you desire
but
you will die immediately without being able to partake in it.
I will not

WhatTheSigma 2 years ago
Erm what the sigma?

Digimonking2 11 years ago
Loophole—In my afterlife, I have customized it where people can sell their souls to bring others who didn't make it there. Also, it was set up so when I die, I become the ruler of the Monarchy of my afterlife, and other then that, it is very similar to the... [Show full comment]

IDoHaveUpsides 6 months ago
*please means when I die at 150s probs
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JimiTTB 10 years ago
What happens to me then? I'm still pressing because I have an immensely thought out idea of what I wanted the afterlife to be... but still...

Devin Mitchell 13 years ago
...Still looking for an upside..

TakoTheFox 4 years ago
You could make afterlife exactly like regular life but better
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4p83XP 8 years ago
WHATA STUPID QUESTION!!!!!!

Nerdkind 9 years ago
My afterlife is downsides no longer exist. Oh, and I'm loved by Bayley and Zero Suit Samus. Aka Jiraiya paradise.

Mixmaster 8 years ago
Oh, hey Pervy Sage

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago
Afterlife=I'm a god=I can live there forever=Can't die=Confusion=B)

FredBearGold 9 years ago
whats the point of knowing of it if you die instantly and never get to go there?

ApexSpice 10 years ago
What if I want my after life to alive forever without this taking affect LOOPHOLE

coolstorybro 10 years ago
Im an atheist so nothing changes for me but hell is real for jerks? (ideal is good people can do anything "unsinful" with no repercussions and jerks have to burn forever and get licked by ravenously hungry goats)

RoloChambers 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

logan schuster 11 years ago
make it so the people in the afterlife bring you back to life at the beginning of the afterlife.

Sytam 5 years ago
So I can get Isekai let"s goooo!

elite king 10 years ago
Why is this a good thing

Ampedonpugs 11 years ago
I'm selfish if I suffer everyone suffers you can't be happy while I'm sad alone wait what if I made the afterlife torturous hmmm

pandasruletheworld 8 years ago
where is the upside yo

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
only if my new followers reserect me then i die another day and go into this new world.

SeñiorSmoothybuns 9 years ago
already know there"s a heaven. Don't need any extra garuntees.

otakutrashllama 11 years ago
Well you already choose what happens after you die...

MAFUKA!!!! 11 years ago
So what is the point in knowing it

Hyodo Issei 11 years ago
Where is the upside? Please tell me

ilovefreestuff 11 years ago
The upside is the psychology of death. You die knowing you were right...

Flowereye 21 days ago
Uvgfcgchcdgxt the fucking shit

Grace Flanagan 13 years ago
This mkes no sense

NinjaEmboar 10 years ago
I don't need a guarantee, because I already know one exists.

Rohnek Kdosi 10 years ago
Finally someone who knows the truth

RetroGameDays 7 years ago
Everthing you think happens!!!!

WriteShootEdit 10 years ago
Well then...there's no point in saying yes because...you can't fucking get there

LogicWizard314 11 years ago
Fuck no

thegoldenpineapple44 11 years ago
if i cant have it no one can

xlittle 11 years ago
desire the opposite

Sirayo 9 years ago
Set it up so that I am in the middle ground while everbody else goes to heaven or hell

Sirayo 9 years ago
Guess I will need to make up both a God and a Devil for those idiots

Kiko Avin 12 years ago
I wont be with my friends or family no way

tiimmyturner12 9 years ago
NOOOOO

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
Everyone but you gets to go into the Afterlife it says you can't partake in it!

LolOmgYolo 11 years ago
Upside...where are ya? come here

JustWantANormalLife 4 years ago
I think I"d rather just live a normal life.

Wiseman 11 years ago
I want to live my life first

AlbertChuchip 8 years ago
Hahahahaha

Jade12 10 years ago
Me to

supernatural_fan_girl 11 years ago
i didnt mean to press it i was going to not press it'

WhoTheHellAmI? 11 years ago
I pressed and I didn't die...

ethereal 11 years ago
You die and don't there so it's pointless to even know it's real.

laurVFXYT 6 days ago
This is so complicated i really dont know what to do press or not... i made banana orange and it came on i will not so thats what i prees lol

Taylor Thomas 13 years ago
Then what's the point?

IWantCake 7 years ago
Can I have some cake

rn_rn_rn 10 years ago
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iddads 11 years ago
rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grab... [Show full comment]

Chezpuffffs 11 years ago
^True dat, like someone should make a horror movie about a real chain message
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underfellsans95 11 years ago
Sinners??

yanis01 11 years ago
so whats the fucking point?

AmareWalker 9 years ago
That means, I CAN SEE Michael Jackson YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (slam button 1000000000000 times)

Mrcooldude 9 years ago
You won't be able to go into the afterlife

Allwarden47 12 years ago
I believe in rebirth. The afterlife just slows that down anyway. And if I were to skip my afterlife, I would keep all my memories, because it is in said afterlife that I would lose them
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