Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock 10 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss 8 years ago

Yup

TateDawson 9 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss 9 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp 10 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly 8 years ago

So true

Rangtuk 10 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen 13 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster 4 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME1 9 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat 9 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese 11 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin1 9 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world 11 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke121 9 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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hawley 2 years ago

i despise dolphins. psychological torture before consumption goes hard

djcool232 10 years ago

FUCK THIS I LOVE DOLPHIN

Deathslayer468 11 years ago

There's a fish called a dolphin and the mamal speak one eat the other

Korthar 10 years ago

Where is the upside?

GodDammitBilly 11 years ago

Aw hell noh

AnyaSingh 9 years ago

Me:"hey! Minnie".dolphin:"hello!!".me"wanna be friends?".dolphine:"why not!!".me:"let"s go to dinner tonight and yes plz put some salt and pepper on you and lemon and yes sit on that stove ok".dolphine:"........"somewhat like this

skinkwhip 12 years ago

im about that life

annabel8 10 years ago

THATS JUST HORRID I'd be like "Hey dolphin dolphin! I'm going to devour your guts now" and they would understand me!

PatricijasRoom 10 years ago

whats the downside

Timelypat 9 years ago

I think she means what she says...

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neilster2015 11 years ago

I'm not sure living purely on meat would be very healthy. Especially without any drinks or other foods to accompany it.

Ltrez3 5 years ago

#downvoted

TheAnnoyingOrange 5 months ago

Atleast it’s not Pear!

Deacon19 11 years ago

Dolphin doesn't taste good.

TylerBlevins 6 years ago

Fortnite

Emp01 10 years ago

Lol stubif question

TitouanPontet 9 years ago

I can already speak they just won't answer me

Igneel_Dragon 10 years ago

Why the hell will I want to talk to dolphins??????????

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

Because dolphins are actually a very intelligent kind species! And if you can accept that go fuck yourself cuz I love dolphins!

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

WBGrock 11 years ago

That's just cruel.

Nathan Richardson 13 years ago

i pressed the button, because then i would just be fed through a tube and technically not "eat" anythiing :) because what cruel person would ever eat a dolphin

SuperWhoLockians 9 years ago

If I pressed the button, I wouldn't have died from mersury poisoning, I"d starve instead.

CybaWrecker 2 years ago

yummy

HPotter13 10 years ago

Could be what dolphins eat. Feed a dolphin what you want to eat

ultraroar101 11 years ago

if you pressed the button you will miraculously be murdered but no-one will find me

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

How fellow dolphins jump into my mouth so I can eat you! No as cool as it could be to communicate with dolphins I love Dolphins too much to eat them.

Emanseru 11 years ago

why would i want to speak dolphin

AhH 8 years ago

AhHhH

midlander 12 years ago

If you can speak dolphin then you can tell what their saying, so eating them would be like eating another human :'0

Keke121 9 years ago

No upside

Sub-Zero342 10 years ago

No thank you!

Louis999 9 years ago

Why would you want to speak dolphin?

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem 11 years ago

I wonder what Dolphin tastses like?

Jere Nevadalainen 13 years ago

Who the hell wants to speak dolphin anyways o.o

Deathblade27 11 years ago

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