Will You Press The Button?

Rotsteinblock9 years ago

If I cut a steak in the shape of a dolphin it's dolphin right?

Trump-is-boss7 years ago

Yup

TateDawson8 years ago

dat moment when vegan see dis question dafuq? No.

Gossgoss8 years ago

I'm all for eating dolphins, but I"d rather not have to hear them gloat about how they raped a seal to death for fun.

Spiderp8 years ago

I pressed the button; but all dolphins had to say was "So long and thanks for all the fish"

Speed_Demon_Fly7 years ago

So true

Rangtuk8 years ago

Goes to dolphin "scuse me do you have diseases?" "No..." "awesome you want to hang out sometime later?" "Sure." "Great see you at dinner" XD

Connor Larsen12 years ago

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the people who pressed the button will die from mercury poisoning in roughly 350 days.

BliepMonster3 years ago

Thanks... You saved me from death

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SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago

ooh im sorry i pressed a button that now allows me to speak to you but i must also eat you.... #WhatsTheUpside

Sir_Goat8 years ago

Yum

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

That's like saying You can only speak English but you have to be a cannibal NO I'M NOT PRESSING THAT STUPID BUTTON!

Migdin18 years ago

But you arent a cannibal if you are not the same species as the one you eat

My stupid comments are saving the world9 years ago

WHAt if you thought everything was dolphin including pizza loop hole

Keke1218 years ago

No, it says that you have to eat dolphins not something that only looks like a dolphin.

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djcool2329 years ago

FUCK THIS I LOVE DOLPHIN

Deathslayer46810 years ago

There's a fish called a dolphin and the mamal speak one eat the other

hawley8 months ago

i despise dolphins. psychological torture before consumption goes hard

GodDammitBilly10 years ago

Aw hell noh

AnyaSingh7 years ago

Me:"hey! Minnie".dolphin:"hello!!".me"wanna be friends?".dolphine:"why not!!".me:"let"s go to dinner tonight and yes plz put some salt and pepper on you and lemon and yes sit on that stove ok".dolphine:"........"somewhat like this

Korthar9 years ago

Where is the upside?

annabel89 years ago

THATS JUST HORRID I'd be like "Hey dolphin dolphin! I'm going to devour your guts now" and they would understand me!

skinkwhip10 years ago

im about that life

neilster20159 years ago

I'm not sure living purely on meat would be very healthy. Especially without any drinks or other foods to accompany it.

Ltrez34 years ago

#downvoted

PatricijasRoom8 years ago

whats the downside

Timelypat8 years ago

I think she means what she says...

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TylerBlevins4 years ago

Fortnite

Emp019 years ago

Lol stubif question

Deacon1910 years ago

Dolphin doesn't taste good.

Igneel_Dragon9 years ago

Why the hell will I want to talk to dolphins??????????

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

Because dolphins are actually a very intelligent kind species! And if you can accept that go fuck yourself cuz I love dolphins!

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

TitouanPontet7 years ago

I can already speak they just won't answer me

Nathan Richardson12 years ago

i pressed the button, because then i would just be fed through a tube and technically not "eat" anythiing :) because what cruel person would ever eat a dolphin

SuperWhoLockians8 years ago

If I pressed the button, I wouldn't have died from mersury poisoning, I"d starve instead.

WBGrock9 years ago

That's just cruel.

HPotter138 years ago

Could be what dolphins eat. Feed a dolphin what you want to eat

ultraroar10110 years ago

if you pressed the button you will miraculously be murdered but no-one will find me

CybaWrecker8 months ago

yummy

Emanseru10 years ago

why would i want to speak dolphin

AhH7 years ago

AhHhH

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago

How fellow dolphins jump into my mouth so I can eat you! No as cool as it could be to communicate with dolphins I love Dolphins too much to eat them.

midlander10 years ago

If you can speak dolphin then you can tell what their saying, so eating them would be like eating another human :'0

Keke1218 years ago

No upside

Sub-Zero3429 years ago

No thank you!

Louis9998 years ago

Why would you want to speak dolphin?

Conductor_We_Have_A_Problem9 years ago

I wonder what Dolphin tastses like?

Jere Nevadalainen12 years ago

Who the hell wants to speak dolphin anyways o.o

Deathblade2710 years ago

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