Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi33 10 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse 9 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource 10 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

Kyle Asano 13 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl 9 years ago

im a virgin :)

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FlameBlaze 10 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash 8 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules2 10 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol331 5 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster 10 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother 10 years ago

Lol

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Russell Braddy 13 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny 9 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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RandomWand03 11 years ago

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oliver2511 10 years ago

Wait does this mean they will believe me?

Tomskeleton 11 years ago

I AM DOVAHKIIN! SPEECH SKILL OVER NINE THOUSAND

9455585 5 months ago

Cheater: I'm actually Spider-Man, and I need $100 right now. Me: Oh, Spider-Man, I'll give it to you

setokabia 7 years ago

lie that i know people are lying lie to the cops about robbing the bank and they will just let you walk right out the door

Tails.exe x Cream.exe 11 years ago

All people do to me is lie

Panifex 9 years ago

Common sense should still be a thing here. I know I pressed the button, but some lies are just too flat-out obvious to believe.

YoloSwaggins 11 years ago

isn't that what the lie detector is for?

Lapis is Blue Diamond 11 years ago

Those don't really work.

Jordan Stanford 13 years ago

I'd prefer the exact opposite, actually. For me and everyone around me to be kept honest.

superman18 11 years ago

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autocar66 10 years ago

So the only thing happen is that i cant see if somebody is lieing... NOPE!

EarthPenguin861 4 years ago

I just had the contrary XD

Aaxx 10 years ago

Well, you can't really tell straight away anyway. If you find proof, then you can still know they are lying. So basically normal life but you can get away with lying, and no downside.

Quack-Peep 12 years ago

The downside is autism

Marco4.20 11 years ago

Step 1: tell Trump that if he gives you à small loan of à billion dollar he'll ne elected Step 2: tell any girl that you are the best Guy to have sex with Step 3: profit

Deathstroke is better 11 years ago

You is genius

Logan Mangus 13 years ago

just still everything you want and say other people did it double win :3

IsseiHyoudou 9 years ago

Hey, you love me, remember?

Andy2 10 years ago

Hrm no thanks that means i"l be a sucker for the most common lie sorry but no thanks.I don't care about lying anyways since its better to tell the truth.

Captrex 11 years ago

"all that money in this bank is mine"

coolkid54 11 years ago

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Dayna Morris 13 years ago

As I have a learning disability that makes me tell the 100% about things, this would be hard for me

ARandomGopnik 6 years ago

So you"re an amazing impostor but a terrible crewmate

isakthebuttonpresser 11 years ago

No downside.

Jackson Ward 13 years ago

This is true except I can tell if people are lying

aaa2761 9 years ago

Just stay isolated and say you are living the perfect life

Cuckoo15 11 years ago

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chip 11 years ago

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DragonBorn 11 years ago

I am the DragonBorn

Jhett 3 years ago

"You can't lie to me"

Etharian 10 years ago

Lie by saying I know when people are lying to me to everyone I meet.

ValerieParker 9 years ago

I have some decent bullshit-detecting skills that I'm not ready to give up.

spicywiener m8 11 years ago

nah

Patrick Ventrella 13 years ago

so... Sheldon cooper?

nakobro2003 10 years ago

Kinda the oposite

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HomuraAkemi 11 years ago

I can time travel bitches

Riot08 9 years ago

Free ability

AlashionCook 11 years ago

But then you can make them tell the truth by making them believe that you are something... that they would tell the truth to.

Faye_The_Ghost 11 years ago

I cant tell anyway

Koney 12 years ago

"Hey, God just said to me that you need to give me $1000000000"

PersonGuyMan 5 years ago

Why lie

DaltonSmith 9 years ago

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The One And Only Bill Cipher 11 years ago

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WingDingWarrior 10 years ago

Unless you"re Wonder Woman.

Jamesbond19250832578 11 years ago

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