Will You Press The Button?

SilverYoshi338 years ago

Friend: Hey Derpina, you can fly! Me: OMG REALLY? *jumps off cliff in attempt to fly* R.I.P Me

The_muse6 years ago

there is a point where common sense comes in to play

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Outsource7 years ago

Wouldn't that create a lying paradox? someone could lie to you, then you could lie and say they did/didn't lie to you, and suddenly, they would be telling the truth or lying, even if it was/wasn't a lie. Point is I see no downside.

FlameBlaze8 years ago

So if i say that i know when you are lying?

flash-gnash6 years ago

They would believe you but that wouldn't make it true

LCMCdotEXErules28 years ago

In the future a heavily oppressive government takes over the world. You have the opportunity to take it down but all technology fails, thrusting the world into a dark age for 200 years.

lol3313 years ago

dont use technology then

RatedJohnster8 years ago

Lie to people and say that if they lie to you they will die.

YourMother7 years ago

Lol

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Kyle Asano11 years ago

lie to get lots of money and sex. lie that you know if people are lying.

Watermelon-girl6 years ago

im a virgin :)

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Russell Braddy11 years ago

What if you say, "I know you're lying to me."?

Thats-Kinda-Funny7 years ago

Or you could say "If you are lying to me, I will kill you."

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Riot087 years ago

Free ability

HomuraAkemi9 years ago

I can time travel bitches

AlashionCook9 years ago

But then you can make them tell the truth by making them believe that you are something... that they would tell the truth to.

Koney10 years ago

"Hey, God just said to me that you need to give me $1000000000"

PersonGuyMan3 years ago

Why lie

Faye_The_Ghost8 years ago

I cant tell anyway

DaltonSmith7 years ago

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The One And Only Bill Cipher8 years ago

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Jamesbond192508325789 years ago

irl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbed...[Show full comment]

WingDingWarrior8 years ago

Unless you"re Wonder Woman.

Quest0042 days ago

If somone is lying about sex? I couldn't know? Fuck no

oliver25118 years ago

MURDER!!!

oldnotweak9 years ago

I own the earth... and you all owe me 1 dollar a year for rent... who gives a fuck if someone is lying to me? im rich

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

i get a position as a politician

Lujain Samarkandi11 years ago

YAY I CAN GET AWAY WITH MURDER *kills Justin bieber* wasn't me

flash-gnash6 years ago

*goes up to someone I hate* "You are a chicken." *instantly world"s greatest hypnotist*

Obscurial7 years ago

I'm already incapable of telling if someones lying, no difference.

Inferi9 years ago

You see that bank back there? All that money is mine. So is that mansion.. And your wallet...

James339 years ago

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vincentdu159 years ago

So, if i says to a girl she want to be my gf, she will believe me ?

Zandar3243 years ago

no

alexpierce3408 years ago

I don't honestly lie

anonymousish7 years ago

How"s wonder woman gonna live this down

Cheshire shadow8 years ago

im moving to capitol hill.

Jacob Wright11 years ago

So, if I lie to myself and say that I can ALWAYS tell if someone is lying...and I get away with it...profit?

Jesse19669 years ago

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Sylica_Telca7 years ago

I already do this every day so this is a massive bonus

oliver25118 years ago

THAT MEANS NEVER SENT TO PRISON YES

tyht9 years ago

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Deathstroke is better8 years ago

so what, I lie to get sex, money, and power. The downside doesn't do anything

Knight Lewis11 years ago

If I were to lie then on a spiritual level would god know I lied?

YayorNay5 years ago

So I can't tell if I'm lying to myself

FredBearGold7 years ago

lie about stealing some ones car. free car.

vamp199 years ago

Just ask them lol

Camboss124 8 years ago

You can have sex with someone else and get away with it ;)

ButtonPresser99 years ago

no i can already say a bad lie with getting a way with it

Tomis The Wise9 years ago

PEEWWWDIEEEPIEEE

Yosiah2 years ago

Why would I even want to lie?

nyobi228 years ago

I hate lying anyway.

Ã†lun Crombie11 years ago

I could kill a man and everyone in court would believe me if I said I didn't

minecartman0106 years ago

hey this is a roblox comment. say if you had 50,00000,00 robux and someone stole it and it cost 1000000000000$ and you were like "oh ok i guess you didt"

Kill it with color YT8 years ago

Im a nigreian prince give me money and i will give you 10 billion dollars#

xydarkhunteryx8 years ago

Oh a "Nigreian" prince! Oh my god! Here's all my money. I hope that one day your country will be found on a map.

RandomWand039 years ago

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