Will You Press The Button?

Verysmartpersom6 months ago

i'm the CEO. i have no co-workers (still didn't press because it would be too much work)

minimegaman090last year

jokes on you, my company sells bombs that explode when they come into contact with an egg

Poopman4697 months ago

Check your mailbox....

$waggy Pup9 years ago

Id buy a new car every day just to give them a reason to hate me

ThePaulDude4 years ago

You"d eventually run out of money so can't buy a new car.

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Tedder3 years ago

Why would I want to be CEO?

Wallinda the Authentic Walrus9 years ago

they get fired and arrested for defacing my property while I come into work with a new car every day

cookbadger8 years ago

why drive a car when you can go to work with an helicopter?

MzHyde9 years ago

I am already a CEO of a multinational corporation that makes and distributes gourmet vegan cookies.

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Fuckin" hippy!

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Traveler-76 years ago

Hell no, I have a crippling egg allergy!

AlexanderWasserman7 years ago

LEGO

Maerbear8 years ago

Wait what if you don't get a car!?

AlanPrower8 years ago

I take the bus soooooo

Hazex7 years ago

Y... You can take like a fucking jet if you want... You can airdrop out of a helicopter everyday... Because why not and tip the pilot like 100k... Or just take the bus... Whatever works

Samuel Wells12 years ago

You wouldn't have co workers, you'd be their boss

Hazex7 years ago

There are different types of CEO"s in a technical sense a board of directors are still CEO"s and Co-workers/partners.

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lukastramiballs9 years ago

I wouldn't want to be a CEO too Mutch work

Ezaiah8 years ago

just walk

xravengamingx9 years ago

i'd kill them all, easy.

Slashersniperyt5 years ago

I’d just fire em all and hire new workers

SciArtHerp8 years ago

Then I"d fire them.

Brynnado7 years ago

You could just fire them

yipiheygame8 years ago

Give them a raise of $50,000 a year. They won't hate you anymore.

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