You become a God
but
Every religious person thinks that you're their God and it causes a world war, which they blame you for
I will not


235x012 months ago
I just say the everyone i am not their God.

Lonewanderer9 years ago
End religion and become a bedtime story

Martín Brandán12 years ago
I'm not responsible enough to be a God.

Prism8 years ago
Ditto
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yurio8 years ago
Me. You are god. Just stop the war.

MaybeIWillPressTheButton7 years ago
im christian, i cant press it

Carlos Andres Gonzalez12 years ago
I'm a motherf****ing god, i could stop them or resurrect them... or resurrect them for see their infinite battle

Gettothetardis8 years ago
I word jest kill them all ha you puny humans

WiseAaron8 years ago
So I'm basically ignored and I have no power

Ela Myaah9 years ago
If i was a God there would not be such thing as war. I would change human ugly nature and make them more like animals. Or I woud just kill all of them and let mother nature to take care of the rest

Truecutienae9 years ago
There is only one God

TheArkaneDragon7 years ago
Yeah science

Gnarlicious9 years ago
If I get to be a "God" with all the powers a "God" can have then I would stop the war immediatly by vanishing every weapon. And I would erase the memories of the ones blaming me for the world war, it is supposed that Gods are all-mighty beings that can do whatever they want to

TinaLucia2 years ago
But your fists are weapons
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Tchantchès9 years ago
Gods aren't even real and Muslims keep slithing throats and shooting people because they think their imaginary friend will be pleased. So how would that be different from now?

TheArkaneDragon7 years ago
It isn’t the point of the question and you know Christians did the same thing to you know they killed so many people because they didn’t believe
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jshaw719 years ago
I'd rather not be responsible for a world war...

evanthecannon9 years ago
oh white girls...

Imad Hraiz12 years ago
Not a problem, being a god, i would be above good and evil, i i'll just strike down stupid motherfuckers

Jack Mathew 9 years ago
I would love to do that
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Wesley Coolen12 years ago
FIGHT YOU TINY HUMANSSS!! FIIIIGGHHHTT :P

TrollerXXL9 years ago
And when they all died you can revive all of them! KEEP FIGHTING!
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Michael Wylie12 years ago
if im a god i can turn this world war into a huge paintball game and watch

NickJones8 years ago
I"d love to be blamed for a giant paintball war... good idea :)
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Brayden Driedger12 years ago
if im a god, i would join the side that worships me and eliminate everyone else. done deal.

King_Skaarf9 years ago
so your killing every no religous people they arent in the war the religous people are and all worship you and that started war

Jacob Middleton12 years ago
I would not be a merciful god. They would fight with me at the head of my chosen peoples army. The blasphemers would be ground beneath my heal. After I had my people conquer the planet I would use my power to help them develop FTL deep space travel and conquer the galaxy

Sean Ford12 years ago
Tipped the scale: Now 115 to 114. I'd laugh and watch the little things kill each other.

Will Howard12 years ago
lol 666 did not

Junaidee Jimmy Kok12 years ago
So i right the wrong. Make everyone see and have to recognize who i am. If they refuse to recognize me as who i rightly am i destroy or at the very least, segregate them from the rest of humanity in some way.

PumpkinPai8 years ago
No.

Somerandomwizard9 years ago
I slap 'em with a plague and say 'don't spew that crap at me!'

Animenextdoor10 years ago
Not my fault they thought i'm their God

P1NK7 years ago
If I have that much influence then I can easily stop the war.

Souprice9 years ago
I just come down to earth and tell them to shutn the fuck up...

TohruAdachilast year
if i was flipping god i would just give them all epic bacon for gamers and they would not be war anymore

jshaw719 years ago
I would rather not be blamed for wars. but I could use my donations to rebuild places destroyed... Hmmm

scoobydont11 years ago
smite them

spencer9 years ago
I would have pressed the button because you would have the power to stop the war

RoxyFoxy8 years ago
I'll be the God of peace

101titan1019 years ago
I hate any "You become god" ones.

KatzSimmer9 years ago
50% 50%

JSermersheim8 years ago
I'm a god... i can just stop the war

Axisok9 years ago
*Reset world*

Ironshifter3 years ago
We'll then I use my god powers to unite the earth

CarolineWho9 years ago
If I were a god I would stop the war. DUH.

RedstoneRubyGaming9 years ago
STOP THE WAR AS A GOD SO EASY!

Flamingoboi6 years ago
Separate them if your a god

RainBro9 years ago
Too much responsibility. Screw that.

MarkoCrafter9 years ago
don`t wanna be a god

Junkal7 years ago
Well, i could just stop them if i"m a god

Lance Thao9 years ago
Nope I will not

DerpyKitten8 years ago
Meh. I'll change their war into something that has nothing to do with murder. Unless someone beats another person to death with a block of cheese. FOOD FIGHT!

Bryse Myst9 years ago
I wouldn't care, I would be a freaking god. And people already blame everything in gods, so, what?

twocarnivallast month
i use my powers to end the war

AmazingSuperDan 9 years ago
FUCK YES!!! (no, just... DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON)

MrDerp6410 years ago
SMITE THEM ALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

Nick_bain8 years ago
I'm already a god
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