Will You Press The Button?

snowewhisper 11 years ago

Create a committee of those who pressed this button

MonkeyboyMikeyman 9 years ago

Order Of The Sui-Savers

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Silverthorn13 9 years ago

I have only considered suicide once, and it'll never happen again. I'm always depressed, but I deal with it. It"s actually easier than you think. Upside, I'm helping people too, just makes it that much easier to live

KamadoPepe 3 months ago

9 years ago, hope you're fine bro

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jayfeather 11 years ago

TAKING ONE FOR THE WORLD

Pablo_inokinesis 11 years ago

Life is meaningless anyway.

imavirginnn 6 years ago

42?

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Tom Bradley 13 years ago

problem solved whoever else pressed the button save me and ill save them

dan_018374 8 years ago

save yourself dudes duh it says "you can help any and everyone from committing suicide and finding their true purposes in life" so you can save yourself

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NHLic 9 years ago

But what if their purpose is commiting suicide?

C 9 years ago

So as soon as they are "saved" they suicide

asha 11 years ago

there is no purpose in life let them suicide (stupid question)

FRND 11 years ago

The point of helping them is helping them find purpose though lol.

goodcrunchypickle 9 years ago

sacrificing myself for the greater good

Ninarrow64 9 years ago

i don't care kill me!!!!

ImAFangirlOk 9 years ago

I'm already suicidal anyways

HannahDottier 9 years ago

I would because I will have made a lot of great friends and they will alsof press this button and save my life

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Slowly? How slow?

AmyWilliams 9 years ago

Good thing I have no plans then.

Evan_Gray 9 years ago

if you can save anyone, you can save yourself too

LitteralyGod 9 years ago

Since none of my friends nor family are suicidal, I'm not doing this. I hate the human race for what we do to this planet. For what we do to each other...

Rivers 9 years ago

One day you will. I find that people with negative views on suicidal people are the ones the suicidal people won't talk to. You probably do know someone who does. They would just never tell you about it.

TheGameSage 9 years ago

Self saving button. No danger to myself since I can save everyone, including myself. PtB!

InsaneFreak 9 years ago

Just talk to yourself in the mirror, I mean it said everyone and are part of everyone. So you could save yourself

echotails 10 years ago

at lest i will die and whoever pressed the button will save me so i can save more people

Buffwyn 10 years ago

At least I die happy knowing I helped people. Anyone wanna save me if I save you???

joran817 10 years ago

you can't get closer to something that isn't there

TheSAOMaster 8 years ago

Nice profile pic

Grace Horaski 13 years ago

Meh. I'm suicidal anyways.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

bobzoe45 nobody likes or cares about me

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SuperSushiFighter 11 years ago

Ill help myself.

LupinOurLord 11 years ago

Can you spell

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Tyler Beaton 13 years ago

fuck that shit nobody is worth that much

ReWyne 11 years ago

And by the time I die of old age, I'm HALFWAY to committing suicide!

jshaw71 8 years ago

What if I have no plans for suicide?

Um.Actually 11 years ago

this is a good dilemma to show the intentions of ones deeper self

ExtremeGoat 11 years ago

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UKnowImSalty 8 years ago

Purpose is a human construct lol

Isabelle the red button 11 years ago

Theres a 0.000000001% chance i will suicide -_-

Pinkfluffy07 10 years ago

I can save anyone so I can save myself!!! Yay!

idkwhattoname 9 years ago

jokes on you i"m suicidal in the first place! hahahah...a....

KatarinaCero 12 years ago

Cool I would do that

ArcaneDust 10 years ago

been here done that am now on a watch

Mewhenthelobsters 4 years ago

Ok You can plan, But Dont do it

deathburn55 11 years ago

Where is upside

BestGamer 10 years ago

"You can help anyone" Help myself every time after I help them. No downside.

DFDragonFire 6 years ago

Their true purposes in life a suicide I'll make them suicide and if they refuse I will personally kill them and nobody can stop me. If the police or government try to arrest me I will make them suicide or kill them myself. It"s called problem solving

skat3y 11 years ago

im nosy to peoples lives

Timelypat 9 years ago

So if I press the button that means anyone/everyone wants to commit suicide now?

MyKayla Hill 13 years ago

I'm selfless to the point of death apparently.

MyNameIsJeff1234 8 years ago

i can save my self

twirkstar 11 years ago

there be a 0.000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance 'o' committing suicide

Bioshockisawesome 11 years ago

We can save eachother

usoutlaw 10 years ago

ill save myself

Mikuelious 9 years ago

If I am NOT planning a suicide, would this affect me? It says you"re "driven closer to your OWN plans of suicide" but if they don't exist in the first place, it wouldn't have any effect. Loopholes for days!

Sparks Thunderfur 12 years ago

I'm.. already doing this.. like I'm not even kidding that's terrifying. .

probium 5 years ago

I'm already actively planning my suicide anyway. It"s called life, and it will make me a person closer to death, and if it botches I die anyway

Laura Toft Mikkelsen 13 years ago

baiscally my life already.

Sexygirl188888 10 years ago

I'm already suicidal so there is no point I might as well press that button ðŸ˜”

Asdfghjk1 11 years ago

Joke's on you, I don't have any plans

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