Will You Press The Button?

snowewhisper 11 years ago

Create a committee of those who pressed this button

MonkeyboyMikeyman 9 years ago

Order Of The Sui-Savers

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Silverthorn13 9 years ago

I have only considered suicide once, and it'll never happen again. I'm always depressed, but I deal with it. It"s actually easier than you think. Upside, I'm helping people too, just makes it that much easier to live

KamadoPepe 2 months ago

9 years ago, hope you're fine bro

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jayfeather 11 years ago

TAKING ONE FOR THE WORLD

Pablo_inokinesis 11 years ago

Life is meaningless anyway.

imavirginnn 5 years ago

42?

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Tom Bradley 13 years ago

problem solved whoever else pressed the button save me and ill save them

dan_018374 8 years ago

save yourself dudes duh it says "you can help any and everyone from committing suicide and finding their true purposes in life" so you can save yourself

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NHLic 9 years ago

But what if their purpose is commiting suicide?

C 9 years ago

So as soon as they are "saved" they suicide

asha 11 years ago

there is no purpose in life let them suicide (stupid question)

FRND 11 years ago

The point of helping them is helping them find purpose though lol.

goodcrunchypickle 9 years ago

sacrificing myself for the greater good

Ninarrow64 9 years ago

i don't care kill me!!!!

ImAFangirlOk 9 years ago

I'm already suicidal anyways

HannahDottier 9 years ago

I would because I will have made a lot of great friends and they will alsof press this button and save my life

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

Slowly? How slow?

AmyWilliams 9 years ago

Good thing I have no plans then.

Evan_Gray 9 years ago

if you can save anyone, you can save yourself too

LitteralyGod 9 years ago

Since none of my friends nor family are suicidal, I'm not doing this. I hate the human race for what we do to this planet. For what we do to each other...

Rivers 9 years ago

One day you will. I find that people with negative views on suicidal people are the ones the suicidal people won't talk to. You probably do know someone who does. They would just never tell you about it.

TheGameSage 9 years ago

Self saving button. No danger to myself since I can save everyone, including myself. PtB!

InsaneFreak 9 years ago

Just talk to yourself in the mirror, I mean it said everyone and are part of everyone. So you could save yourself

echotails 10 years ago

at lest i will die and whoever pressed the button will save me so i can save more people

Buffwyn 10 years ago

At least I die happy knowing I helped people. Anyone wanna save me if I save you???

joran817 10 years ago

you can't get closer to something that isn't there

TheSAOMaster 8 years ago

Nice profile pic

SuperSushiFighter 11 years ago

Ill help myself.

LupinOurLord 11 years ago

Can you spell

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Grace Horaski 13 years ago

Meh. I'm suicidal anyways.

DatBoi21 8 years ago

bobzoe45 nobody likes or cares about me

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Tyler Beaton 13 years ago

fuck that shit nobody is worth that much

MNITIMMY 11 years ago

Once you die then they'll consider suiside

Pashipasha 9 years ago

I don't consider "someone else will press the button for me" as a loophole because for each dilemma I consider myself as the one and only button messiah. So no, I care about my life too much for this.

sigma leader 11 years ago

im immortal so i couldn't care less

troubleofpersonnality 9 years ago

lol don't care

Clement Marsha 13 years ago

Silly people, it's just a plan, not like you will do it, I got thousands of suicide plans and never gonna do it

fjfkgugjtutn 10 years ago

I have a couple suicidal friends and I don't know how you think that way...

SpamtonG.Spamton 5 years ago

make the not so downside instant death and you got a deal

EaterOfFarts 11 years ago

I have no plans of suicide in teh first place.

OneMoreTheory 10 years ago

Sacrifices must not be made!

IvanTosh 7 years ago

Plan does not equal commitment or willingness to do so.

chip 11 years ago

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