Will You Press The Button?

KataDark4 months ago

This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond8 years ago

I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros8 years ago

I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago

So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago

But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago

i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population

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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago

But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown7 years ago

But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury8 years ago

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kathprat76117 years ago

DAB POLICE!!!

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ArrEx8 years ago

Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat8 years ago

She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx5568 years ago

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FBIagentx5568 years ago

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Mai-chan8 years ago

Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer7 years ago

Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain8 years ago

Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE8 years ago

Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs8 years ago

minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?

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ÐŸÐ¾Ð»Ð¸ Ð•Ð²Ñ‚Ð¸Ð¼Ð¾Ð²Ð°12 years ago

So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug8 years ago

Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?

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Melody Walker12 years ago

im a girl so.....

istressed-out7 years ago

Rem-Chan same

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Katie Nadeau12 years ago

So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath9 years ago

AHHH YES!

Milan Fist12 years ago

technically you can't touch anything

crazyfangirl30059 years ago

I am a girl and i'm not lesbian so... -_-

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago

Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?

minibotas10 years ago

w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!

GreatAide10 years ago

Fuck yeah, science.

Lostboything9 years ago

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CMHammond8 years ago

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Poofnuggetlast year

So just just friends with extra nicknames then...wtf is the point then

WBGrock10 years ago

So... basically how my life is now, without a girlfriend. ..

rainpath9 years ago

BUt Im a girl...

MartinSoap5 years ago

ok

Apocalypse_210 years ago

Just wear gloves.

DomZ1278 years ago

Cheat on her

Jacinto Rovira12 years ago

what`s the point then?

Majestic_Uni7 years ago

☠☠☠

spartan59910 years ago

its says YOU can't touch her, that dous not mean she can't touch you XD

lamthuytran02049 years ago

I am a girl duh!

clutch13379 years ago

Bullshit

Random Arsenal fan9 years ago

You technicly never touch anybody. It's just your atoms reacting to other's atoms ( watch vsauce video ). So that is a win/win for me

bree10 years ago

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CMHammond8 years ago

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AlmightyDuckLord3 years ago

Sorry I’m asexual and don’t like girls

gamergeneral10 years ago

whats the point

Coolguy24611 years ago

SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?! I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY!

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago

I can just brag about calling her my girlfriend, then I get a girl friend and i"m free, its basically just a extra quirk in life for some extra "points" so I'll take it.

flailing.tyler9 years ago

UHM I REALLY DONT CARE HOW MY BAB LOOKS LIKE

Ah5 years ago

Propese then she will be your wife and you can jump her all night

cute cupcakes10 years ago

I'm not a lesbian ðŸ‘

Fluffle puffle puff9 years ago

Hmmm idk

InsertText7 years ago

What if I don't want love, and some people are gay

lol31906010 years ago

That tits and ass and pussy tho

BobbyMcslobby8 years ago

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CMHammond8 years ago

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Jpn8 years ago

I'm polyamourous so I'm pretty sure I win this one

rocketman500410 years ago

so basically like dr kriegers girlfriend (the mad scientist from archer)

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