You get the sexiest woman of your dreams to call your girlfriend
but
You can never touch her in any way.
I will not

KataDark 2 years ago
This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond 10 years ago
I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros 9 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord 10 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad 10 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley 13 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt 11 years ago
But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown 8 years ago
But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury 9 years ago
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kathprat7611 9 years ago
DAB POLICE!!!
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ArrEx 9 years ago
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat 9 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx556 9 years ago
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FBIagentx556 9 years ago
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Mai-chan 9 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer 8 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain 9 years ago
Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE 9 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs 9 years ago
minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
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Поли Евтимова 13 years ago
So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago
Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?
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Melody Walker 13 years ago
im a girl so.....

istressed-out 8 years ago
Rem-Chan same
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Katie Nadeau 13 years ago
So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath 11 years ago
AHHH YES!

Milan Fist 13 years ago
technically you can't touch anything

crazyfangirl3005 11 years ago
I am a girl and i'm not lesbian so... -_-

ThatOneCoolNerd 9 years ago
Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?

minibotas 11 years ago
w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!

Poofnugget 3 years ago
So just just friends with extra nicknames then...wtf is the point then

WBGrock 11 years ago
So... basically how my life is now, without a girlfriend. ..

GreatAide 12 years ago
Fuck yeah, science.

Lostboything 10 years ago
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CMHammond 10 years ago
[SPAM]

DomZ127 9 years ago
Cheat on her

Jacinto Rovira 13 years ago
what`s the point then?

rainpath 11 years ago
BUt Im a girl...

MartinSoap 6 years ago
ok

Apocalypse_2 11 years ago
Just wear gloves.

lamthuytran0204 11 years ago
I am a girl duh!

Majestic_Uni 8 years ago
☠☠☠

spartan599 11 years ago
its says YOU can't touch her, that dous not mean she can't touch you XD

Random Arsenal fan 11 years ago
You technicly never touch anybody. It's just your atoms reacting to other's atoms ( watch vsauce video ). So that is a win/win for me

bree 11 years ago
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CMHammond 10 years ago
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clutch1337 10 years ago
Bullshit

CitrusSunbather last year
Catch a cheater?! Why would I do that? Having that woman call my girlfriend would just expose my own shady intentions. Who even came up with this dumb choice?"

Coolguy246 12 years ago
SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?! I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY!

AlmightyDuckLord 4 years ago
Sorry I’m asexual and don’t like girls

gamergeneral 11 years ago
whats the point

flailing.tyler 11 years ago
UHM I REALLY DONT CARE HOW MY BAB LOOKS LIKE

Ah 6 years ago
Propese then she will be your wife and you can jump her all night

cute cupcakes 11 years ago
I'm not a lesbian 👭

WhiteHatHacker 9 years ago
I can just brag about calling her my girlfriend, then I get a girl friend and i"m free, its basically just a extra quirk in life for some extra "points" so I'll take it.

InsertText 9 years ago
What if I don't want love, and some people are gay

lol319060 11 years ago
That tits and ass and pussy tho

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CMHammond 10 years ago
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Fluffle puffle puff 11 years ago
Hmmm idk

cosmotions 10 years ago
But can she touch me?
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