You get the sexiest woman of your dreams to call your girlfriend
but
You can never touch her in any way.
I will not


KataDarklast month
This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond8 years ago
I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros8 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown7 years ago
But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury7 years ago
So what she'll just touch me instead. dab 👋⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️ 👀 ↖️ 👅 ↙️ ...[Show full comment]

kathprat76117 years ago
DAB POLICE!!!
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ArrEx8 years ago
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat8 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx5568 years ago
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FBIagentx5568 years ago
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Mai-chan8 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain8 years ago
Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE8 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs7 years ago
minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
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Поли Евтимова12 years ago
So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug7 years ago
Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?
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Melody Walker12 years ago
im a girl so.....

istressed-out7 years ago
Rem-Chan same
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Katie Nadeau12 years ago
So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath9 years ago
AHHH YES!

Milan Fist12 years ago
technically you can't touch anything

WasThatUrFace7 years ago
I thing the stripper mentality will win this one

RyanR100310 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL JTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA

iaac2 years ago
anybody wanna be my girlfriend?

Wevvie 9 years ago
What's the fucking point then

Inferno7279 years ago
I can still fap to her...

ThePaulDude4 years ago
This is pointless then really isn't it?

Skychaos9 years ago
FUCK THAT

Sam Adams12 years ago
So, she isn't really my girlfriend then.

billbillerson7 years ago
Latex...

drew23199 years ago
Here's a thought. What if I find brains sexier then body, hmm?

TeamKobus28 years ago
Let"s hu-*gets warped through walls all the way into the grand canyon

katierosy259 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago
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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

The Nerdy Nerd8 years ago
I'm a straight girl. This doesn't work

Usameow9 years ago
I'm a girl so yeah

Fleecy277 years ago
then what"s the point

1.800.existential.crisis9 years ago
Tbh I only choose that i won't not because I can't touch her, but because I'd rather have someone with a good personality and someone that I actually like rather than the sexiest woman alive. Unless the sexiest women is the one i actually like with a great personality

Kay_Buttons_Meh3 years ago
Problem detected: I AM A GIRL

kawaikittykat9 years ago
WHY WOULD YOU NOT!??

Coolguy24611 years ago
THEN WHAT'S THE POINT?!

The_destroyer_of_worlds5 years ago
It only says to call your girlfriend not for them to be it

ThePhxntomKill3R9 years ago
But she can touch YOU (Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Mafros8 years ago
I don't get can't I call my girlfriend myself, but okay...

capncreeper9 years ago
Make her my wife, then touch her.

crazyfangirl30059 years ago
I am a girl and i'm not lesbian so... -_-

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago
Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?

minibotas9 years ago
w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!

Poofnuggetlast year
So just just friends with extra nicknames then...wtf is the point then

WBGrock9 years ago
So... basically how my life is now, without a girlfriend. ..

GreatAide10 years ago
Fuck yeah, science.

Lostboything9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

CMHammond8 years ago
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