You get the sexiest woman of your dreams to call your girlfriend
but
You can never touch her in any way.
I will not


KataDark4 months ago
This is just a dream... Only dream...

CMHammond8 years ago
I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit. There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.

Mafros8 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation

Pineapple-Lord8 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing

The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!

Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
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TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
Who cares the woman of my dreams doesn't have to be sexy prefferable,

TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt9 years ago
But not required.they just have to accept me.

SamBrown7 years ago
But what if she touches me?

Khaos-Fury8 years ago
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kathprat76117 years ago
DAB POLICE!!!
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ArrEx8 years ago
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom

Timelypat8 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.

FBIagentx5568 years ago
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Mai-chan8 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?

SinonMercer7 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.

IAmASpyMain8 years ago
Your mother was here.

SQWEEGEE8 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating

LilacKs8 years ago
minifigamer I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
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Поли Евтимова12 years ago
So Friendzoned...

PinkUglySlug8 years ago
Do u even know wut friend zoned means? Dumbass?
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Melody Walker12 years ago
im a girl so.....

istressed-out7 years ago
Rem-Chan same
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Katie Nadeau12 years ago
So basically Pushing Daisies?

rainpath9 years ago
AHHH YES!

Milan Fist12 years ago
technically you can't touch anything

Dbktcdgjircxduifbcg8 years ago
Wear a full body suit. Loophole

MKX Jason Voorhees9 years ago
When u pressed that button and u can't touch ur girlfriend,then just be gay then

Clptrap5 years ago
... . . . . . . .....why?

reason10 years ago
But she can touch you

Imaproshaman9 years ago
It's funny. It wouldn't even affect me because I'm Asexual. Hahaha!!

TheArkerportian7 years ago
Technically/scientifically speaking, nothing ever really touches anything. And if this button takes that into account... rubber gloves for the win. Not just for the hands if you get my point. ;-)

blackangel13010 years ago
im a girl not boy

Ghost.0238 years ago
So basically single but you didn't say any thing about her touching me also nudes

Fuckinuhhhhgayfurry8 years ago
I'm gay so.....

LiteralBomb10 years ago
So basically online dating? Also, I already have a gf so yeah screw you button!

Rem-chan9 years ago
Hmm.....

Naruto uzumaki fan1239 years ago
Soo, no sex

narutopoop9 years ago
] can't f her

lol_ben6663 years ago
I don’t like women- at least not in that way

snapnat10 years ago
I'm not lesbian

Nathan Sabatini12 years ago
I can already CALL Maryln Monroe my girlfriend.

ZeFrenchTurtle7 years ago
Well I’m a girl and I’m pretty sure I’m strait but maybe bi so 50 50 on this one

Mei_Zing10 years ago
Doesn't sound like true love and... I'm a girl.... (Not gay)

joaquin558 years ago
vsauce pls

Jared Coker12 years ago
fuck that

Frozenlove1019 years ago
im acually gay and i love sex so yes for the first one but no for the second one because i couldent fuck her

WBGrock8 years ago
I already call Zone-tan my girlfriend, so.... point?

dastuff 9 years ago
Dat would be hell

CocoPlays7 years ago
I’m not lesbian so I’m fine with that

LMC_Jarred10 years ago
I'm all about personality, people. ;)

iaac2 years ago
anybody wanna be my girlfriend?

Wevvie 10 years ago
What's the fucking point then

WasThatUrFace8 years ago
I thing the stripper mentality will win this one

RyanR100310 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL JTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Sam Adams12 years ago
So, she isn't really my girlfriend then.

Inferno7279 years ago
I can still fap to her...
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