I interpreted this as getting the most sexiest woman alive to call your girlfriend. As in, this sexy woman giving your girlfriend a phone call. It confused me for a bit.
There"s not much point to this, it"s just an extended friendship with perhaps looking and not touching.
Mafros8 years ago
I did the exact same interpretation
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Pineapple-Lord8 years ago
So just wear cloves or protection problem solved. And for those who say you can't touch her it"s the clothing
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The Punderful LillyPad9 years ago
But my cuddlez!!! I need ma cuddlez!!
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Kyra Rose Wiley12 years ago
i got two in a row about being with a woman. apparently this site thinks im gay. how hard is it to write it gender neutral?
Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
But enderflame there is a guy majority of the population
Take a few good photos to show off, and some to keep, then dump, or use clothes and touch plus condom
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Timelypat8 years ago
She"s surrounded by the friend zone.
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FBIagentx5568 years ago
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Mai-chan8 years ago
Is writing "man or woman", "girlfriend or boyfriend", and "him or her" so hard?
SinonMercer7 years ago
Is doing that in your head so hard? Much easier than bitching about it.
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IAmASpyMain8 years ago
Your mother was here.
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SQWEEGEE8 years ago
Number one, i"m a straight female so... and Number two, i don't like dating
LilacKs8 years ago
minifigamer
I said I'm bisexual. So obviously, I'm not asexual. There would be no touching allowed as stated in the question, i like touching and I wouldn’t even know her so why do I want it?
Kind of defeats the purpose of “girlfriend,” don’t you think?
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minibotas10 years ago
w-why is everyone interested in the "perfect" shape for a woman: big brasses, big butt and IQ=0?! what about intelligence and personality?!
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GreatAide10 years ago
Fuck yeah, science.
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Lostboything9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
CMHammond8 years ago
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Poofnuggetlast year
So just just friends with extra nicknames then...wtf is the point then
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WBGrock10 years ago
So... basically how my life is now, without a girlfriend. ..
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rainpath9 years ago
BUt Im a girl...
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MartinSoap5 years ago
ok
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Apocalypse_210 years ago
Just wear gloves.
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DomZ1278 years ago
Cheat on her
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Jacinto Rovira12 years ago
what`s the point then?
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Majestic_Uni7 years ago
☠☠☠
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spartan59910 years ago
its says YOU can't touch her, that dous not mean she can't touch you XD
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lamthuytran02049 years ago
I am a girl duh!
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clutch13379 years ago
Bullshit
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Random Arsenal fan9 years ago
You technicly never touch anybody.
It's just your atoms reacting to other's atoms ( watch vsauce video ).
So that is a win/win for me
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bree10 years ago
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CMHammond8 years ago
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AlmightyDuckLord3 years ago
Sorry I’m asexual and don’t like girls
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gamergeneral10 years ago
whats the point
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Coolguy24611 years ago
SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?! I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH HER IN A NONSEXUAL WAY!
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WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
I can just brag about calling her my girlfriend, then I get a girl friend and i"m free, its basically just a extra quirk in life for some extra "points" so I'll take it.
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flailing.tyler9 years ago
UHM I REALLY DONT CARE HOW MY BAB LOOKS LIKE
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Ah5 years ago
Propese then she will be your wife and you can jump her all night
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cute cupcakes10 years ago
I'm not a lesbian ðŸ‘
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Fluffle puffle puff9 years ago
Hmmm idk
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InsertText7 years ago
What if I don't want love, and some people are gay
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lol31906010 years ago
That tits and ass and pussy tho
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CMHammond8 years ago
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Jpn8 years ago
I'm polyamourous so I'm pretty sure I win this one
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rocketman500410 years ago
so basically like dr kriegers girlfriend (the mad scientist from archer)
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