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Gain the ability to fluently speak and understand every language and dialect in the world.
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You can never speak or understand the english language afterward.
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Jess_Cyan 10 years ago
you can speak EVERY LANGUAGE....... that includes english

autistic11 4 years ago
#paradox
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hhz_xhz last year
I am Chinese

hollyleafstar 8 months ago
我也是
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silvenerer 2 years ago
i can speak australian, that is the only language i'll ever need

KuziekYT last year
It's called english, dumbass
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Aaron Floyd 10 years ago
Does the sims' language count?

schnitzelbauer 5 years ago
i think yes because it kinda an language also i dont need to understand or speak english because i live in germany so #loophole
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235x0 2 years ago
Useway Igpay Atinay!

Epic_nugget 4 months ago
You just said wuse pig atinay

yurio 9 years ago
Yes bitch lemme be a cat whisperer

Lord_ChAmpas_cat 7 years ago
If u can talk 2 cats then you can create a cat army and control the world... Mwahaha
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koayousei 10 years ago
learn american

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
burger burger eagle gun? fries. terrible chocolate.
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Dos1023 9 years ago
Just get a translator or use google. Boom done

LemonOtaku 9 years ago
So speak one language or every language. NO DOWNSIDE.

Javongod 4 years ago
Ok 😑

Kaherpaderp 10 years ago
There are MANY languages like english so you can take parts of each one and make your own english that is nearly the same as the original :p

rogntudju 10 years ago
My main language is French anyway, so I fail to see the downside.

layla0yamane 6 years ago
Why would I need English, if I want to live in a Japanese traditional little home and watch anime without subtitles for the rest of my life, while I raise my adopted children?

LoopholeHacker 10 years ago
Pig latin.

Double0racle 9 years ago
My only question is: Can I speak in Dovahkiin Thu’um?

The_Plague 6 years ago
Fus ro DAH

Zadarac 9 years ago
Original japanese games here I go!!!!

Highschool123 10 years ago
does that mean i can learn neko language? neko = cat

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago
neko is japanese for cat.

ThePopUpQueen 10 years ago
To give up my english?! NOPE

Fox256 10 years ago
nu recomand

XXSwagmaster420 10 years ago
English has technically been a dead language for about 125 years, the point when the most extreme former dialects stopped being mutually comprehensible. So I'll never read Shakespeare, but other than that, really no downside.

The_Plague 6 years ago
Just use a translator

KaylaRee 9 years ago
IM SO ALRIGHT WITH THIS I COULD TEACH MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY

447195711 8 years ago
So, I just can't SPEAK english? Write it! And speak anohter language!

someguyyoudon'tknow 10 years ago
uhhhm, when the fuck does "afterwards" happen? after i die? then that's no problem for me.

Sirayo 9 years ago
Paradox

ashslayer 5 years ago
British English. Done.

TheFandomReaper 9 years ago
This question contradicts itself.

yeetma 10 years ago
I could get one of my friends to learn Spanish or something so they could be a translator

Lazynobo11 8 years ago
Talk in a Britain accent when you speak English

PAuPt 3 months ago
会了别的,英语不要也罢!

LukeyDukaynz 9 years ago
you can find out what the Sims are talking about if you play sims

ZackTrey 9 years ago
says every language. get ur shit togethor button

Enforcer 10 years ago
Why would I ever push it

Yotzu328 3 years ago
Well, not understanding English is too small compared to learn every other language

ImJustHim 10 years ago
En ymmärrä :---D

That_One_Weird_Wolf 6 years ago
sounds fun! make people learn your language only to not know it after? AWESOME!

Bastio the mccree 9 years ago
us and en english is different... also old english or latin anyone? also only usa is negatively affected. in britain just speak irish, if you canadian just speak french.

SabreRulez 8 years ago
Yup I can be Asian now. HANOII HERE I COME

GangsternauwL 10 years ago
How about Australian or American or Canadian?

TripleAPlayz 9 years ago
Sims

Good-Choose 10 years ago
English is a language

Kattastic 10 years ago
As if anyone really understands English.

Bradinator343 5 years ago
If you can speak and understand EVERY language, it would count English too. Last I checked it was also a language, even you said it was... Loophole

Bartyarghfarder 9 years ago
But you can speak every language...

Riolu 7 years ago
That makes no sense and what if someone already doesn't speak English

OtakuTaco 10 years ago
Okay. :D

LogicMaster 10 years ago
Nah I'm alright.Not even going to go into all the loop holes and flaws in this.

Dodontpressthebuttongirl 9 years ago
Every language equals English

KenJen6420 9 years ago
English is a dumb langue. Now Latin, that"s where it at

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
thepauldude MEUM NON DELECTAS.
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Clorox Bleach 10 years ago
"You can understand every language" lol "every".
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