Dragons exist and you have total control over them
but
You must sleep naked on a wooden floor for the rest of your life
I will not


vaylen9 years ago
It's amazing how soft you can make wood these days... C'mere dragon. Let's fly to Target and pick up some nice comforters.

Kgill0984 years ago
Yeah good idea

Henrik Rosenlund12 years ago
Doesn't say that you can't have a blanket.

Ahsoka-Tano2 years ago
What does ‘Very Long Ago’ supposed to mean
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TheDarkDragon9 years ago
Uhhh...so someone controls me..?

Izaya mayle9 years ago
Yep I'm now your master now burn down a house!!!! NOW!
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WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
Are we talking Skyrim dragon or how to train your dragon dragon?

spr_mystery_man7 years ago
could also be a DnD dragon, or a dragon from literally any other fantasy
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Ghastly-cyan7 years ago
Ark survival evolved.... sure

Dragonscale8 years ago
1. You"re naked underneath your clothes 2. It never said you couldn't have a matress on the wood floor where you sleep.

NinjasAndLasers8 years ago
You can lay down on a blanket get a pillow and another blanket and fall asleep

chika1139 years ago
I would sleep on/with my dragons

Nolan Neukom12 years ago
THEY ARE GOD DAMN DRAGONS!!!! #worthit

vodam8 years ago
#Dragonsforeveryone!
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Kenneth Vu12 years ago
Doesn't mean you have to be naked when you're not asleep

Duskitty Taylor12 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago
*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke van Lochbeen12 years ago
sleeping naked on the floor anyway.

Your fear9 years ago
Same :P

Alejandra Palau Ruzafa12 years ago
Who cares? Dragons!!<3

Trista Cayenne Sayers12 years ago
I see no downside to this

Julia Saenz12 years ago
I see no downside XD Lol

Broerbrent8 years ago
Rhianator147 no not if you have total Control over them
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Christin Tuttle12 years ago
doesn't mean people have to be in the same room as you

Superbomber12349 years ago
Mmmm k where is the downfall?

S.AssassinX9 years ago
i had a dream of this once. it. was. awesome o-o

CJsquire8 years ago
1. No one said that you cant put a mattress on the floor 2. The Dragons can be commanded to protect me during sleep 3. Fast transportation 4. No Downside Win Win Win Win scenario!

Kingdom ruler10 years ago
Done dragons be balling

Karan3 years ago
Foda-se os dragões flw

Your Cat9 years ago
I'm a cat. I always do that.

Tavern1239 years ago
No i dont have a cat

Vegetto87018 years ago
Beds arte on the floor, no downside

carcinoGeneticist10 years ago
oh well worth it

AriT3218 years ago
i sleep on the floor with a matress on it, its awesome

knife61311 years ago
I'd rather not destroy earth by mistake...

Tyler Fleming9 years ago
I have seen this post 3 times already...

Supermanboy7 years ago
Ithen I will grab a mattress

Bosshog4810 years ago
Put a put a fire place in

Unknown229 years ago
rides dragons while naked ''come on ladys

MMAwesome30007 years ago
but what if i"m sleeping on a bed that"s on a wooden floor?

Bearacade10 years ago
it could be a polished wood floor

Internetz9 years ago
Thats creepy

Beanie Boa Hancock12 years ago
So...

1WeirdFandomLover8 years ago
The Dragon will warm you with his wing

Verdauga10 years ago
#WorthIt

Stezypuff9 years ago
SKarim!!!!!😤

Asherbubba3 years ago
Have a dragon that that gives you clothes

CraftE049 years ago
Meh, DRAAAAAAAGONSSSSSSS

mrsnakegaming9 years ago
your right bro

Kitttouuu4 years ago
its doesn't say you can curl up with a dragon and sleep

Houndoom9 years ago
I like to sleep naked.

SamBaum8 years ago
i sleep naked anyway

NightOwl10 years ago
As long as I have enough blankets I'm good

Sirayo7 years ago
Smooth wood can be really comfortable and beside what about pillows and/or blankets. I guess your spine will screaming after some time

Catiii10 years ago
Floorwarmer. You could make it hot in your room and your dragons will spend you fire the whole night :D

chilled_quicker8 years ago
If anyone sees me, I'll release the dragons. 😂

oldnotweak9 years ago
doesn't say anything about being alone.

Superbomber12349 years ago
Mother fuckin hook blades fo life

usuallyYES9 years ago
sleeping bag, underwear, mattress, done.
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