Dragons exist and you have total control over them
but
You must sleep naked on a wooden floor for the rest of your life
I will not

vaylen 11 years ago
It's amazing how soft you can make wood these days... C'mere dragon. Let's fly to Target and pick up some nice comforters.

Kgill098 5 years ago
Yeah good idea

Henrik Rosenlund 13 years ago
Doesn't say that you can't have a blanket.

Ahsoka-Tano 3 years ago
What does ‘Very Long Ago’ supposed to mean
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TheDarkDragon 11 years ago
Uhhh...so someone controls me..?

Izaya mayle 10 years ago
Yep I'm now your master now burn down a house!!!! NOW!
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WhiteLotusGod 9 years ago
Are we talking Skyrim dragon or how to train your dragon dragon?

spr_mystery_man 9 years ago
could also be a DnD dragon, or a dragon from literally any other fantasy
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Ghastly-cyan 9 years ago
Ark survival evolved.... sure

Dragonscale 9 years ago
1. You"re naked underneath your clothes 2. It never said you couldn't have a matress on the wood floor where you sleep.

NinjasAndLasers 10 years ago
You can lay down on a blanket get a pillow and another blanket and fall asleep

chika113 10 years ago
I would sleep on/with my dragons

Nolan Neukom 13 years ago
THEY ARE GOD DAMN DRAGONS!!!! #worthit

vodam 9 years ago
#Dragonsforeveryone!
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Kenneth Vu 13 years ago
Doesn't mean you have to be naked when you're not asleep

Duskitty Taylor 13 years ago
*SLAMS BUTTON AGGRESSIVELY*

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS 11 years ago
*deep inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Luke van Lochbeen 13 years ago
sleeping naked on the floor anyway.

Your fear 11 years ago
Same :P

Julia Saenz 13 years ago
I see no downside XD Lol

Broerbrent 10 years ago
Rhianator147 no not if you have total Control over them
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Alejandra Palau Ruzafa 13 years ago
Who cares? Dragons!!<3

Trista Cayenne Sayers 13 years ago
I see no downside to this

Christin Tuttle 13 years ago
doesn't mean people have to be in the same room as you

Papi.cholo 10 years ago
Doesent say you cant sleep on a bed on the wooden floor

xxhh 5 years ago
还有下辈子的话那可真是可怕,无论什么条件我都不会接受有下辈子。尼采所说的永恒轮回还有佛教所说的业,都说明了轮回的可怕

Dragonlicious 11 years ago
WHO CARES!! DRAGONS RULE!! <3

JonnyLyons 9 years ago
Doesn't say that you have to sleep without a bed so buy wood floors with really comfy blankets and mattesses

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Hhhtthv 9 years ago
Worthless

SKC_Diamond 11 years ago
Person 1:Why did u press the button? Person 2:Because Dragons

SteelxTiger 10 years ago
Doesn't say the wood can't be smooth or warm

Crintostheking 11 years ago
Can't a bed be on a wooden floor? Is this a loophole?

masterchief1177014 10 years ago
splinters everywhere

Minibumble 11 years ago
i already sleep naked

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
Wonder floor with a bed frame and mattress and fitted sheet on top of it. Also I will be naked under my pj"s. ;)

KittensAreCute105 9 years ago
*Wooden

HerobrineTrollerz 11 years ago
Meh, who cares if I sleep naked? *Hears Yandere from distance* Oh no...

Necolv 5 years ago
There"s somthing called blanket

Loopiloop 11 years ago
parkett

Alternate-Artist 9 years ago
If we live alone who the hell cares?

Joker313 11 years ago
I already sleep naked with boobies on the wooden floor What is the downside?

Akeepper 10 years ago
Sleep with a blanket, the wooden floor could be on the back of a dragon. I love that that's where my mind went XD

samwho 9 years ago
I see no downside

eia 12 years ago
Worth it, my dragons will keep me warm. I am kahleesi.

Mr.Mojo 11 years ago
Omfg, I hate splinters. plzzz no

SnowDino 7 years ago
blankets and pillows

Zacary 11 years ago
Dosent the floor can give you splinters.

CosmicDragon108 9 years ago
Anything for dragons

schizoid 11 years ago
You could get a blanket go inside (I have this blanket with buttons to go inside o3o) your still naked on a wooden floor... Just inside a blanket :P

Ansvamp 10 years ago
just completely wrap yourself in the blanket. Boom, no worries

Ellen Stronach 13 years ago
so no change there

helloX2 9 years ago
WHY THEH FACK WOULD YOU PRESS DAT BOTTON THERES NO USE

shankninja 11 years ago
then I will NEVER be awake...cause for the rest of my life i have to sleep. #logic

Le&amp;oacute;n 10 years ago
#Dragons4life

meatloave last year
with a 6in cushion between me and the floorboards

sam_king21 11 years ago
Yes I would because it doesn't say that ur not allowed to have a blanket.

Roa 10 years ago
*Cough* Skyrim *cough*

MightyGhost 5 years ago
At least not the wilderness. And I can use a dragon as a cushion.
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