you get to live in your dream house for free room and board and never have to pay bills
but
your housemate's political opinions are the opposite of yours and they are loud about it
I will not


EclipseTDS8 years ago
What is wrong with you people??? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO COMMIT MURDER??? MY FAITH IN THE HUMAN RACE HAS GONE DOWN DRAMATICALLY!!!

IncomingMeteorlast year
We would want to commit murder because of the downside
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Slurp9 years ago
I can kick them out. Or murder them.

FantasyKitten7 years ago
Wat i was thinking dude.
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WhatTimeIsIt8 years ago
For all the people who want to murder them, i want to to. HOWEVER, I do not want to go to jail, THEREFORE, I will kick them out, but still be friendly, and then MURDER THE FK OUT OF THEM FOR NO REASON, that way, the police don't have a motive :D

WhatTimeIsIt8 years ago
I mean a reason that I would kill them

RoxieJarvis9 years ago
Oh, I can just kill the roommate. It's fine.

Aether9 years ago
*has no political opinions* heh heh heh

TheHappyTyranid9 years ago
hue hue hue....

Patrick LeBeau12 years ago
it's worth it, i don't have a political opinion

ranboomba2 years ago
same
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AVAQ9 years ago
Nothing said bout that u cant kill him/her...

BartekTomasik7 years ago
My only political opinion is that the Polish government (or whatever it is) is shit

AButtonInHiding6 years ago
THE POLISH GOVERNMENT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!! DID YOU HEAR ME?! I SAID THE POLISH GOVERNMENT IS AMAZING! *continues for the rest of your life*

Bobby4ever7 years ago
Its called Earplugs

ThePaulDude7 years ago
They"re not it"s, but your still right though, I even said earplugs too.

SomeGuy699 years ago
It didn't say I can't explode them >:)

Phyco20049 years ago
I'd have to kill them

dat_boi_silver8 years ago
I would have a red stain on the wall for a roomate

Stambo9 years ago
where's the bad side to this?...

Dragongaming123407 years ago
Idk

Ollie Smith12 years ago
My dream house has enough space for a grave in the garden.

Pdubba4 years ago
Diggy diggy hole

Dragongaming123407 years ago
Just ignore them

MarcusLeeTurner7 years ago
So the oppisite of mine is that they have one cause I dont care about politics

alexriveraced7 years ago
Who says I'll have a housemate? No one likes me anyway

Tom Crawford12 years ago
Ooh the fun i would have <3

PlatinumAgent899 years ago
Just pay him to agree

Steamchells10 years ago
kill them

Litschi9 years ago
Just dont call her housemate. Call her Househelper

DragonEXE8 years ago
In my dream house I have ways to hide dead bodies but you know who was first

Mik_NB7 years ago
My dream house has a prison with noise cancelling insulation

megamanrules1239 years ago
My "political" opinion is they can get the fuck out.

person48859 years ago
I'm single so problem solved

Caribou3 years ago
Most of us have had worse situations.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
so i fight a leftist liberal from the usa? i can repeat own them.

Ms. Moriarty10 years ago
As I'm undecided politically, I don't care about the roommate.

Anonymous Potato8 years ago
I don't have political opinions anyway...

popro59 years ago
Just never mention your opinion like I do all the time, loophole.

Zeraphim4026 years ago
I could give ten thousand less fucks about politics

amazonrhinos9 years ago
No one said I have to listen to them or spend time with them. Also, it doesn't say this person has to be my only housemate. I could fill the rest of the house with people I actually like.

Mister-E8 years ago
Redheads don't need politics

REGEN9 years ago
I don't fucking care I don't give a shit about politics

Ket King9 years ago
I would constantly change my political views, or never talk to them. My dream house also have a soundproof room and i could move out

Tracey Pennington12 years ago
I can be just as loud.

Rhinorulz8 years ago
All I'll say is my dream house has sound proof walls, and tourture Chambers, and if the government wants to try to enforce the law they can have fun.

flskejf9 years ago
I would kick them out since its my house

mark509 years ago
my dream house would have no housemate

VinVinCutie10 years ago
I'll just kill em

Shadeslayer8 years ago
I'm more Democratic in Missouri so I'm used to it already

mysteryman10859 years ago
that is like my teachers and me with common core. I think it's stupid, but they beg to differ :/

juicycore9 years ago
Win win

ibodebibo10 years ago
i could argue with him/her its fun

Accalia7 years ago
My question is do thay have to pay the bills or are there just non at all? Because i can dream up a really big and expensive house and just shove them in a sound prof closet when im in the actual house though most of the time id probably be in the vast jungle or rain forest behind it

Hoi im TEM9 years ago
Who says they can't have an 'accident' with the indoor pool? ~insert creepy flowey laugh~

Dio_Over_Heaven5 years ago
I just kill him

Jaymac2049 years ago
I don't mind political discourse.

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dankmemes1017 years ago
Just kill the nasty Trump supporter. ;)
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