You get a sweet condo on the top floor with a wonderful view in the city of your dreams
but
Some dude always sneezes on the back of your neck when you're in the elevator
I will not


crispcrunchgirl9 years ago
Take the stairs or wear a jacket fro something to cover your neck :P

LiterallyAnyone8 years ago
Wear a hood or take the escalator, since it"s the city of your dreams. If it"s the city of your dreams then you can have everything the way you want it, so you can have escalators!

Shane Stone12 years ago
take the stairs

gzj11 months ago
就当锻炼身体了
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CharlesDeye9 years ago
I'll just take the stairs.....That hard

ReeseLaneDaily9 years ago
Wear a scarf.

Strae9 years ago
Wear a hoodie in the elevator.

godvsdevilbruh9 years ago
Kill him

asome9 years ago
Kill him, kill him dead!

asome9 years ago
I'm replying to my own comment lol :-)

QuestionDoge9 years ago
Stand in the corner he won't get behind you haha he can't

tylerthecreator9996 years ago
I'll wear a towel on my neck

David_Jelly_King7 years ago
Ha ha the joke’s 0n you, some guy already sneezes on the back of my neck while I’m in the elevator. (☭͜ʖ☭)

Kalike Deshi12 years ago
Kill him

Nickiminajs_badussyhairs4 years ago
HUH😃
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Saunamiäs8 years ago
Punch him in nose and he domt do that

DivineGamer9 years ago
Will just take stairs

DarkShark9 years ago
Just keep your back to the wall

Victoria Plummer12 years ago
As long as he doesn't sneeze on my face... Incidentally, what if I'm alone in the elevator? D:

Aivilo9097 years ago
My house is actually haunted, with six ghosts, I have the rare ability to see and communicate with ghosts, there is Maria, Martha, Jack, Lily, James, and Michael.
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SilentKills1159 years ago
Acrophopia, anyone?

asome9 years ago
I have acrophobia!!! :-)

MasterTofu5 years ago
Condos are small, people, they are not worth your money.

snapsnap49 years ago
sneeze on me... there going to have a BAD TIME

Coaster8 years ago
Error 500 stupid question

GRUDELLIA 9 years ago
There are solutions

imabanana1210 years ago
staaairs

Galaxytiger8 years ago
This is hilarious. XD

RedAestus10 years ago
Wear neck protection every time I elevator. If I own a big ass condo I can buy a god damn sneeze-guard scarf.

dogewolf9 years ago
use the stairs dumbass

dimondsinthesky10 years ago
Horse just use stairs don't be lazy unless your in a wheelchair then Ya screwed

meatloave10 months ago
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FloweyDreemur9 years ago
First of all, if someone sneezes on me, they probably wont get out of the elevator on their feet. Second of all, TOKYO!! And last, just hang a towel around your neck and always bring hand sanitizer with you. :)

Dragon girl11 years ago
I would put a hood on my back when dude sneezes

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago
I mean, u could take the stairs and get a very good amount of excerise each day u leave your condo, so there isn't much of a downside

lethal_vendetta9 years ago
Im gonna take the stairs

TheBlairGuy9 years ago
And now I'm prepared so if I have to ride an elevator, I'll bring a rain jacket

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BangBang1248 years ago
Be in the back of the elevator.

rainfrost9 years ago
wrap a towel around your neck, or just take the stairs

Friskra Dreemurr9 years ago
Hello everyone! :D

BrokenTable10 years ago
dont take the elevator

ItzDark224 years ago
or just stand behind everyone

swiftcat9 years ago
yeah just wear a scarf

Lilly Gray12 years ago
Wear a rain coat with the hood up. You have a Top Floor Condo, no one can question you methods!

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tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Falcio7 years ago
Just wear a hoodie.

Timelypat8 years ago
One word: Towel

Grizzlyy00310 years ago
Punch him and tell him to stop and if he doesnt, kill him.

MakennaWinchester7 years ago
Sell the condo.

Lue10ant Diamond9 years ago
*where's scarf*

D3monslay3r9 years ago
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superrobbie109 years ago
Just stand against the wall then he cant sneeze on your neck

Ventiro11 years ago
fuck elevators they have a chance of getting stuck anyway, just use stairs
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