You get a sweet condo on the top floor with a wonderful view in the city of your dreams
but
Some dude always sneezes on the back of your neck when you're in the elevator
I will not

LiterallyAnyone 10 years ago
Wear a hood or take the escalator, since it"s the city of your dreams. If it"s the city of your dreams then you can have everything the way you want it, so you can have escalators!

Shane Stone 13 years ago
take the stairs

gzj 2 years ago
就当锻炼身体了
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crispcrunchgirl 10 years ago
Take the stairs or wear a jacket fro something to cover your neck :P

CharlesDeye 10 years ago
I'll just take the stairs.....That hard

ReeseLaneDaily 10 years ago
Wear a scarf.

Strae 10 years ago
Wear a hoodie in the elevator.

godvsdevilbruh 11 years ago
Kill him

asome 11 years ago
Kill him, kill him dead!

asome 11 years ago
I'm replying to my own comment lol :-)

QuestionDoge 10 years ago
Stand in the corner he won't get behind you haha he can't

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago
I'll wear a towel on my neck

Kalike Deshi 13 years ago
Kill him

Nickiminajs_badussyhairs 5 years ago
HUH😃
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David_Jelly_King 8 years ago
Ha ha the joke’s 0n you, some guy already sneezes on the back of my neck while I’m in the elevator. (☭͜ʖ☭)

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago
As long as he doesn't sneeze on my face... Incidentally, what if I'm alone in the elevator? D:

Aivilo909 8 years ago
My house is actually haunted, with six ghosts, I have the rare ability to see and communicate with ghosts, there is Maria, Martha, Jack, Lily, James, and Michael.
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Saunamiäs 9 years ago
Punch him in nose and he domt do that

DivineGamer 10 years ago
Will just take stairs

DarkShark 10 years ago
Just keep your back to the wall

SilentKills115 11 years ago
Acrophopia, anyone?

asome 11 years ago
I have acrophobia!!! :-)

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oldnotweak 11 years ago
so many ways to avoid this its not even funny

Fire_Kindell 8 years ago
XD "a sweet condo" XD

Strider 11 years ago
Go to the back of the guy, and be the guy who sneezes at the guy who is suppose to sneeze at you.

Hello1 10 years ago
you lazy ass bitch... take the god damn stairs fat ass

Meowzic 11 years ago
I'll wear a scarf, or a hood.

Gettothetardis 9 years ago
I have god like powers so i can jest fly up the top ha loop hole

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
neck armor. and a tissue box holder.

ChunkyRaguYT 10 years ago
Just take the stairs

Spirai 11 years ago
Just stand with your back against wall. Problem solved!

Verysmartpersom 9 months ago
city of my dreams and elevator do not go together, portal travel. so downside not found

ShockTherapy 10 years ago
Stairs are good

Lywondo 12 years ago
Fine. I'll take the stairs

cubeGET 10 years ago
My legs are gonna be fucking ripped from taking the stairs so much

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Ezragrayson 6 years ago
Just use stairs

swiftcat 11 years ago
yeah just wear a scarf

Feodor Tsabrov 13 years ago
What if I hate the big city D:

BlueVoid 11 years ago
Stairs For the Win (SFW)

LogicWizard314 10 years ago
Worth it

pikaman59 11 years ago
get something to protect your neck

Killrgameing 10 years ago
The hell

thomasouttosea 11 years ago
Take the stairs.......

EpicFail 10 years ago
There"s always stairs, plus exercise

Kik-Crazyjay2516 11 years ago
Cover your neck with something

tonychicken 10 years ago
take the stairs i like walking

Deltalon 12 years ago
What if you don't take the elevator? Or you're alone?

GabeTheGreat 9 years ago
Give them medicine

Kirito hamata 11 years ago
NASTY!!!!!

fortniteman 3 years ago
can i play fortnite

kittypurry 10 years ago
Take the stairs its better for you enyway

Taylor Quimby 13 years ago
Carries Lysol wipes on the elevator... house paid for by a couple of sneezes everyday? Done.

SinonMercer 9 years ago
Just wear something around your neck.
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