You get a sweet condo on the top floor with a wonderful view in the city of your dreams
but
Some dude always sneezes on the back of your neck when you're in the elevator
I will not

LiterallyAnyone 10 years ago
Wear a hood or take the escalator, since it"s the city of your dreams. If it"s the city of your dreams then you can have everything the way you want it, so you can have escalators!

Shane Stone 13 years ago
take the stairs

gzj 2 years ago
就当锻炼身体了
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crispcrunchgirl 10 years ago
Take the stairs or wear a jacket fro something to cover your neck :P

CharlesDeye 10 years ago
I'll just take the stairs.....That hard

ReeseLaneDaily 10 years ago
Wear a scarf.

Strae 10 years ago
Wear a hoodie in the elevator.

godvsdevilbruh 11 years ago
Kill him

asome 11 years ago
Kill him, kill him dead!

asome 11 years ago
I'm replying to my own comment lol :-)

QuestionDoge 10 years ago
Stand in the corner he won't get behind you haha he can't

tylerthecreator999 7 years ago
I'll wear a towel on my neck

Kalike Deshi 13 years ago
Kill him

Nickiminajs_badussyhairs 5 years ago
HUH😃
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David_Jelly_King 8 years ago
Ha ha the joke’s 0n you, some guy already sneezes on the back of my neck while I’m in the elevator. (☭͜ʖ☭)

Victoria Plummer 13 years ago
As long as he doesn't sneeze on my face... Incidentally, what if I'm alone in the elevator? D:

Aivilo909 8 years ago
My house is actually haunted, with six ghosts, I have the rare ability to see and communicate with ghosts, there is Maria, Martha, Jack, Lily, James, and Michael.
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Saunamiäs 9 years ago
Punch him in nose and he domt do that

DivineGamer 10 years ago
Will just take stairs

DarkShark 10 years ago
Just keep your back to the wall

SilentKills115 11 years ago
Acrophopia, anyone?

asome 11 years ago
I have acrophobia!!! :-)

GRUDELLIA 11 years ago
There are solutions

imabanana12 11 years ago
staaairs

MasterTofu 7 years ago
Condos are small, people, they are not worth your money.

snapsnap4 11 years ago
sneeze on me... there going to have a BAD TIME

Coaster 10 years ago
Error 500 stupid question

dogewolf 10 years ago
use the stairs dumbass

dimondsinthesky 12 years ago
Horse just use stairs don't be lazy unless your in a wheelchair then Ya screwed

Galaxytiger 10 years ago
This is hilarious. XD

RedAestus 11 years ago
Wear neck protection every time I elevator. If I own a big ass condo I can buy a god damn sneeze-guard scarf.

Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago
I mean, u could take the stairs and get a very good amount of excerise each day u leave your condo, so there isn't much of a downside

lethal_vendetta 11 years ago
Im gonna take the stairs

TheBlairGuy 10 years ago
And now I'm prepared so if I have to ride an elevator, I'll bring a rain jacket

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meatloave 2 years ago
The condo is 5,000 sq ft and super uber-luxurious with all costs already paid for in perpetually , from taxes to cable and every other cost. Also ;Every minute im in the condo my savings account grows by 5$. additionally , my health , strength , reflexe... [Show full comment]

FloweyDreemur 10 years ago
First of all, if someone sneezes on me, they probably wont get out of the elevator on their feet. Second of all, TOKYO!! And last, just hang a towel around your neck and always bring hand sanitizer with you. :)

Dragon girl 12 years ago
I would put a hood on my back when dude sneezes

Friskra Dreemurr 10 years ago
Hello everyone! :D

BrokenTable 11 years ago
dont take the elevator

ItzDark22 6 years ago
or just stand behind everyone

swiftcat 10 years ago
yeah just wear a scarf

Lilly Gray 13 years ago
Wear a rain coat with the hood up. You have a Top Floor Condo, no one can question you methods!

BangBang124 9 years ago
Be in the back of the elevator.

rainfrost 11 years ago
wrap a towel around your neck, or just take the stairs

Falcio 8 years ago
Just wear a hoodie.

Timelypat 10 years ago
One word: Towel

Grizzlyy003 11 years ago
Punch him and tell him to stop and if he doesnt, kill him.

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Ty Dickson

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superrobbie10 10 years ago
Just stand against the wall then he cant sneeze on your neck

Ventiro 12 years ago
fuck elevators they have a chance of getting stuck anyway, just use stairs

MakennaWinchester 9 years ago
Sell the condo.

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
*where's scarf*

D3monslay3r 11 years ago
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