Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere218 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife4 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Dr Seuss

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silverrayz8 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

NomNom10 years ago

That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom10 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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BreadSteak8 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant9 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom9 years ago

Error: downside not found

cinnamon_farmer_o3o10 years ago

That's amazing, how is that even bad?

alexriveraced7 years ago

Where"s the downside???

Dylan McWhorter12 years ago

no downside

Amber-Cat8 years ago

Honestly this would improve my everyday life and make it funnier and less boring

KKDZ9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDES! xD

Rudolf_Schenker10 years ago

I don't know anything about Dr. Seuss. He has/had a weird voice or something?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

wrote kids books with rhyming. and some really out there anologies. however most of his had a serious point.

GrandmaBBQ9 years ago

Dope!

Indie2 years ago

"I would like to say... That you, are gay" Everybody:"NOOOOOOO-"

vorpike10 years ago

still influential also dr seuss was pretty influential so...

pokemazz8 years ago

This doesn't sound like a bad life, I say. I'll just rhyme every second of every day.

Woop6 years ago

People who disagree with you

Pedro Vital12 years ago

Fucking awesome.

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago

Hopefully markiplier,yamimash or jacksepticeye will read this comment I believe u r equals with H20 (says let the rage begin under breath).......

Not Here10 years ago

No downside.

kikipotato7 years ago

ça me va, et tu es un arbre look it up

Ifan Needs12 years ago

Yes I would say to the fish in the hat!

TheGoodFangirl10 years ago

No downside :3

OverwatchMain8 years ago

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TheMasterBlaster9 years ago

Downside? I think not.

NotMedicine11 years ago

Who the heck is dr seuss?

TheDoctor41079 years ago

THIS IS ONLY GOOD.

Creeperkiller20008 years ago

What is the downside?

Unicornfluffz7 years ago

Where is the downside

IDontEvenKnowAnymore10 years ago

So... What's the positive side?

KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude7 years ago

What is Dr. Seuss

Jooa7 years ago

A writer

ShootingStar3599 years ago

There are 31% of Dr. Seuss haters.

ChrissyYoung8 years ago

Who could care? I do not know. I will scream things to and fro.

WeirdWolfGirl9 years ago

DEAREST CREATURES IN CREATION WE LOOK TO YOU, A NEW GERATION WE SPEAK WOTH RARE ADMIRATION AND uh... EXPELARMUS

bananarama10 years ago

there is no badside

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

he had some serious things. lorax has a point. sneech stars has a point. and one i heard of about weapon races has a point.

Santipapi6 years ago

Basically a rapper

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