Will You Press The Button?

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

XDDD

Shrek-is-god 6 years ago

Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest 9 years ago

Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Yangtze Phillips 13 years ago

I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells 6 years ago

Dr Seuss

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Supernatural_Marshmallow 9 years ago

Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

NomNom 11 years ago

That would be fun.

silverrayz 9 years ago

Dr seuss is pretty influential

PhlyingFantom 11 years ago

If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

Knife 5 years ago

Dr Seuss is cool

Tilly Jackson 13 years ago

I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick 8 years ago

You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.

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dadadaderp12 10 years ago

Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

BreadSteak 9 years ago

And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox1987 9 years ago

Downside?

Ohkrabboi 10 years ago

So let it grow?

LILxEGO 10 years ago

I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly 9 years ago

Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant 10 years ago

Who cares

TurtleShroom 10 years ago

Error: downside not found

ShiningDawn 11 years ago

Well, that would be something.

Kristipiggyforever 9 years ago

Yeah Dr. Seus rocks and I rhyme all the time so haha😛😛😛😛😋😋😝

Arceus312 10 years ago

To all that are here i say fuck. I have a knife, you should duck.

beddie 3 years ago

this is a fire comment section fr

laurathew-is-canon 9 years ago

heck no

Slyde 11 years ago

Cool

Oldiron_79 6 years ago

No downside

Thobias Engemann Sandst 13 years ago

I do however like my own voice... Its not great but its mine!

GalaticWolf 11 years ago

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DylanLoades 9 years ago

Idiotic people will be able to understand it.

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago

Dr seuss is awesome

TeamAwesomeness 9 years ago

time to rhyme. (see what i did there?)

Nazi Pineapple 10 years ago

Xd that was beautiful. Imagine the cat in the hat as president.

Lordofcombat 11 years ago

I think I'll skip.

Cap 11 years ago

I am dr susse I have seen everything

Zac_ 4 years ago

This is Kevin harts life

JohnPariah 12 years ago

yes, please

Panifex 9 years ago

My children, now the time is nigh Because our debt is way too high; The taxes you must pay are steep To get us out of trouble deep. With me in office, you will find I keep the people"s wants in mind Unless the problems get piled up, Then you'll just have to suck it up.

Tfifiknow 8 years ago

And what exactly is the downside.

Kaleb Lee Timmons 13 years ago

i want to stick it in your butt, sex has fallen in a rutt.

Knucklesfan 9 years ago

Fame is a great weapon. I will be unique.

Carlyjo 11 years ago

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