you become the most influential speaker in the world
but
Everything you say sounds like dr seuss
I will not


KenWasHere218 years ago
*Goes to give speech as president* “But Sam, I do not like green eggs and ham"

TangleTheFox19878 years ago
XDDD

Shrek-is-god5 years ago
Hippity hoppity hippity hee i give zero shits you see now screw yourself and die in a pit while i take a long hot shit

NinJest8 years ago
Speaking like Dr Seuss in this day & age might just MAKE you the world"s most influential speaker

Knife3 years ago
Dr Seuss is cool

Supernatural_Marshmallow8 years ago
Screw the sun. Screw the sea. Screw half of my family. They make me tick. My dad"s a dick. I wish I had an uncle Rick.

silverrayz8 years ago
Dr seuss is pretty influential

Yangtze Phillips12 years ago
I will not give one in the street. I will not give one in summer heat. I will not give one in the car. I will not give one near or far. I will not give a fuck you see. Now go away and leave me be.

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
Dr Seuss
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NomNom9 years ago
That would be fun.

PhlyingFantom9 years ago
If you're the most influential speaker in the world, then why would it matter if you talked like a Dr. Seuss book? (Not saying that there's anything wrong Dr. Seuss)

dadadaderp129 years ago
Jokes on you I love dr Seuss and I'm 18

Tilly Jackson12 years ago
I fail to see how that's a bad thing

Buick7 years ago
You could get famous for being a Doctor Suess rip-off. INFLUENCE.
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BreadSteak7 years ago
And the bad side is?

TangleTheFox19878 years ago
Downside?

Ohkrabboi8 years ago
So let it grow?

LILxEGO8 years ago
I freaking love Dr Seuss

Rowly8 years ago
Downside?

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
I like Dr Seuss and how he makes everything rhyme. B)

Thaddeusgrant8 years ago
Who cares

TurtleShroom8 years ago
Error: downside not found

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Globby10 years ago
Worth it

SAVVY_BOY7 years ago
Influential Speaker + Dr. Seuss = BERNIE SANDERS LMAO

dmasterh4 years ago
dude doctor sues is the best

ThemButtonsTho11 years ago
where is the downside

FuckOuttaHere9 years ago
WHO WOULDNT WANT THAT

cinnamon_farmer_o3o9 years ago
That's amazing, how is that even bad?

alexriveraced7 years ago
Where"s the downside???

Dylan McWhorter12 years ago
no downside

Rudolf_Schenker9 years ago
I don't know anything about Dr. Seuss. He has/had a weird voice or something?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
wrote kids books with rhyming. and some really out there anologies. however most of his had a serious point.

Amber-Cat7 years ago
Honestly this would improve my everyday life and make it funnier and less boring

KKDZ9 years ago
NO DOWNSIDES! xD

pokemazz7 years ago
This doesn't sound like a bad life, I say. I'll just rhyme every second of every day.

GrandmaBBQ9 years ago
Dope!

Indielast year
"I would like to say... That you, are gay" Everybody:"NOOOOOOO-"

vorpike10 years ago
still influential also dr seuss was pretty influential so...

IVAN CIPHER9 years ago
Hopefully markiplier,yamimash or jacksepticeye will read this comment I believe u r equals with H20 (says let the rage begin under breath).......

Woop6 years ago
People who disagree with you

Pedro Vital12 years ago
Fucking awesome.

kikipotato7 years ago
ça me va, et tu es un arbre look it up

Ifan Needs12 years ago
Yes I would say to the fish in the hat!

Not Here9 years ago
No downside.

TheMasterBlaster9 years ago
Downside? I think not.

TheGoodFangirl10 years ago
No downside :3

OverwatchMain7 years ago
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NotMedicine11 years ago
Who the heck is dr seuss?

TheDoctor41079 years ago
THIS IS ONLY GOOD.

Creeperkiller20008 years ago
What is the downside?

Unicornfluffz7 years ago
Where is the downside

IDontEvenKnowAnymore9 years ago
So... What's the positive side?

KhemjiWillNotPressinnggDude7 years ago
What is Dr. Seuss

Jooa7 years ago
A writer
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