You get to marry the person on your dreams
but
Your Best man/Brides maid will die at the wedding
I will not


SwordSmithX9 years ago
Donald trump your are my best man 😇

BrotherOats5 months ago
No he’s my best man

ScumOfTheEarth9 years ago
Just don't invite anyone to be your best man or bridesmaids. Just say you don't want any. You get the person of your dreams, nobody dies, simple.

The_Yishster7 months ago
You've got a point
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rottasmells8 years ago
*asexual laughter*

the_non-binary_pancake2 years ago
Do you mean acearo?
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Max Gibson12 years ago
You can make you best man your worst enemy

AmHereCuzAmBored4 years ago
This happend a long time ago and i wanna know when
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ChronicDepression8 years ago
Makes my dad the best man bc he"s abusive

Lenny61887 years ago
Make your best person be someone who is wanting to die but doesn’t have the guts to kill them selve

ignitedrik7 years ago
Make your best man or brides maid your enemy or someone you hate lol

Timothy James Luensman12 years ago
Don't have a wedding, just marry the person legally. Downside avoided.

JSlothy7 years ago
Loophole

Teagan Stewart12 years ago
"So, Justin, wanna be my best man?"

Ruben147 years ago
He would say no because he doesn't know you.
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chicobanana8 years ago
why do you have to attend if he/she is about to die

JodieWolf8 years ago
I'll just ask someone I absolutly hate t be my Maid of Honor

Nami-Swan9 years ago
I don't wanna marry the man ON my dreams how abouttt IN my dreams that's a lot better don't ya think

THE IRISH SNIPER9 years ago
Of....

Alexys Raeanne Moore12 years ago
i don't think weddings are actually required to be legally married to someone it's just that some people like weddings

Daria Michałowska12 years ago
Have no best man or bride. Gg wp.

Mynemjeffrey5 years ago
U know that u could just date them but never get married

mayers110 years ago
just make it be some one you hate but they think that you're friends with them

Killerbeejosef8 years ago
The person on my dreams?

Orangegal10 years ago
Easy have none

UndertaleBunny1239 years ago
Easy make ur worst enemy ur best man

Laser_Gamer10 years ago
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CMHammond9 years ago
Spam...
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Hamburger Guy8 years ago
Im my own best man... And im immortal

Mdancer031811 years ago
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Spam...

buttonoutsmarter536 months ago
dont invite a best man or bridesmaids, simple.

Sobol149 years ago
I'll just have a hubmle wedding without any guests.

NikaQavtaradze7 years ago
I just won't invite him though and explain why. Didn't prohibit to do that

burningtesticles8 years ago
Take one for the team bro

Quinton Rhoads12 years ago
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Mreggzlast year
Would be funny tbh Like AND NOW (your name) AND (Brides name) SHALL NOW KIS- JONATHAN JUST DIED OMG

hufflepuffgirl9 years ago
Well I'm sorry to inform my sister she will not be my maid of honor

jshaw718 years ago
Can I make Trump my best man?

The_Fun_Dumpling10 years ago
Have another winding

lunainthestars26 9 years ago
Make them yo ir enwmy

ThatGuyNamedSam23788 years ago
Hey Trump want to be my, best man???

HouseElf10 years ago
Just make your bridesmaid or best man someone you really hate!

Diagla9 years ago
Get the body bags ready :D

Evil_J4 years ago
"Meet my best man! Joe Biden!"

Mateiux8 years ago
I am asexual jokes on you

baileetrixie10 years ago
*makes it worst enemy*

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Weebthulu126 years ago
I can just make my best man my brother

Not Here10 years ago
I have no friends. Problem solved.

Lastbutton12 months ago
i would just get bad people to be in their place

gahmora9 years ago
Life with them youre whole life and marry when u die. Lollphole

Nhoj7 years ago
Stop giving me one"s that have to do with either sex or anything in a relationship because I don't want either

NiftyChibi7 years ago
Then just skip it and stop complaining. Not every button has the ability to appeal to everyone.

Ostrich10 years ago
I'll pick the best man to be someone i son't care about. BOOM.

ZaneFlare11 years ago
have someone you dislike as your best man/brides maid(s)

Kikis-corner8 years ago
Make Octavian the best man 😂 But he’s already dead. Uh... KILL HIM TWICE

LBiscuit10 years ago
Who cares if he/she dies?

Astro1239 years ago
I hate marriage

Harley Harper12 years ago
Who said best man had to be someone you liked?

acctocorrectu8 years ago
I did.
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