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You would have unlimited supply of cookies
but
Your bruises and wounds would never disappear
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daabat5 10 years ago
I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago
9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.
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geekygirl228 11 years ago
you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 3 years ago
seys you
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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago
U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago
my thoughts exactly
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dannyade3 9 years ago
Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago
I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago
Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago
I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago
Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago
Agreed
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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago
yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago
Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago
Bring it on bitch.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Alanna Elric 13 years ago
I could say I was on the front line of war.

Linda Rose French 13 years ago
FOR THE COOKIES

CTViolet 11 years ago
FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

punchthatbutton 8 years ago
Doesn't mean they won't heal though

mr.whatface 10 years ago
RAKE IN THOSE CASH DOLLARS FROM YOUR COOKIE SALES BITCH!!

GlutNy 9 years ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

potato12gaga 10 years ago
1.press button 2.sell cookies 3.??? 4.profit

Mr.Lextro 12 years ago
What if it is the cookies on a computer?

Thisguy! 10 years ago
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freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago
You become the Cookie Monster who gets a paper cut and dies later on in life cuz it never healed and kept on bleeding

SJAZ 6 years ago
just donate the cookie supply to a science team to find a cure

WolfTamer 9 years ago
Yay frosted cookies 4 life

MrPijus123 11 years ago
Not a fan of cookies

yagizandro 12 years ago
I think I wont get out of my house if I had unlimited cookies

thebuttonpresser2007 9 years ago
My dream imagine it you look tough and you have cookies for life

CaydenIsHere 10 years ago
I would look like a fucking badass

LeilaniMonica 9 years ago
those bitches want junk unless their a f**king BAD @$$ who wants damn cookies instead of candy with chocolate dip your choice

starlight66 11 years ago
I don't even want the cookies I just want bruises for my whole life

Matix777 6 years ago
cookie clicker dreams also i could earrase entire world if id liek to like that

brianyankonator 11 years ago
i would look like a boss!

Bruhwhatisthis 8 years ago
Where"s the downside? 😂😂

TheRealMudkip13 10 years ago
Get a cool scar on your eye, press the button, sell the cookies, lose weight, look badass, and be rich

owen06670 12 years ago
I Dont Get Hurt Much Wheres The Downside?

The Howling Wolf 10 years ago
Scars enhance things but I don't have any of these.I don't mean to sound like a big baby,but I like cookies

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
World Hunger solved, and the bruises and wounds mark the hero who did it. Of course, everybody"s fat, but I still solved World Hunger.

Bob101 10 years ago
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Slimyassman 3 years ago
Cookie is good for helth

Brandon Rodriguez 11 years ago
Hi

SomeWeirdExistentThing43 6 years ago
never pressed a button faster

chaos_child616 9 years ago
cookies are worth all the pain in the world.

AlexandraThomas 8 years ago
You get tired of cookies, and in the meantime, your liver can no longer heal itself. Have fun.

lynds swag 10 years ago
cookies + fat = diabetes bruises

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

icantthinkofagoodusername69_420 10 years ago
HELL YEAH!!!!

S. italy 12 years ago
battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively*

MegaDoge 9 years ago
BANNANAS BITCHES!What they heal bruises(even though they get bruises too.)
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