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You would have unlimited supply of cookies
but
Your bruises and wounds would never disappear
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daabat59 years ago
I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago
9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.
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geekygirl2289 years ago
you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago
seys you
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Jacksepticeyefan 9 years ago
U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago
my thoughts exactly
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dannyade37 years ago
Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug275 years ago
That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago
I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago
Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago
Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago
I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago
Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago
Agreed
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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago
Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago
Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric12 years ago
I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French12 years ago
FOR THE COOKIES

MrPijus12310 years ago
Not a fan of cookies

yagizandro11 years ago
I think I wont get out of my house if I had unlimited cookies

thebuttonpresser20077 years ago
My dream imagine it you look tough and you have cookies for life

CaydenIsHere9 years ago
I would look like a fucking badass

LeilaniMonica8 years ago
those bitches want junk unless their a f**king BAD @$$ who wants damn cookies instead of candy with chocolate dip your choice

starlight669 years ago
I don't even want the cookies I just want bruises for my whole life

Matix7774 years ago
cookie clicker dreams also i could earrase entire world if id liek to like that

brianyankonator10 years ago
i would look like a boss!

Bruhwhatisthis7 years ago
Where"s the downside? 😂😂

TheRealMudkip138 years ago
Get a cool scar on your eye, press the button, sell the cookies, lose weight, look badass, and be rich

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Scars enhance things but I don't have any of these.I don't mean to sound like a big baby,but I like cookies

owen0667010 years ago
I Dont Get Hurt Much Wheres The Downside?

Bob1019 years ago
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Slimyassman2 years ago
Cookie is good for helth

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
World Hunger solved, and the bruises and wounds mark the hero who did it. Of course, everybody"s fat, but I still solved World Hunger.

SomeWeirdExistentThing435 years ago
never pressed a button faster

chaos_child6168 years ago
cookies are worth all the pain in the world.

Brandon Rodriguez9 years ago
Hi

lynds swag9 years ago
cookies + fat = diabetes bruises

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

AlexandraThomas7 years ago
You get tired of cookies, and in the meantime, your liver can no longer heal itself. Have fun.

S. italy11 years ago
battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively*

MegaDoge7 years ago
BANNANAS BITCHES!What they heal bruises(even though they get bruises too.)

icantthinkofagoodusername69_4209 years ago
HELL YEAH!!!!

roflcopters8 years ago
just stay out of bad situations and munch on chocolate chip and frosted cookies.

DrWHO1959 years ago
never get hurt

dedirake4 years ago
sell...da...kookies....!!

potfrnk9 years ago
I don't like cookies that much anyway.

marmitedude16 years ago
Cookies are awesome

_fangirl_trash_8 years ago
Or have the ability to shapeshift into other creatures and have the same outcome but a cooler power.

_fangirl_trash_8 years ago
Junkmail Go fuck yourself.

Nikitaw999 years ago
cookies.

undead 11810 years ago
After cut once you bleed to death

Ender25last month
Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Hamster8 years ago
Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?
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