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You would have unlimited supply of cookies

but

Your bruises and wounds would never disappear

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daabat59 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl22810 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 10 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade37 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago

Agreed

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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric12 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French12 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

Hamster8 years ago

Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

Ender253 months ago

Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Eat A Boob9 years ago

I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

HotTea05 years ago

So, I will die from blood loss I guess

jeckn8 years ago

Then I would be black from head to toe

Panifex7 years ago

Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

Indiana5769 years ago

Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

EmeraldHead10 years ago

Cover the wounds up with cookies

CoolCuPkake9 years ago

Cookies will heal mine ðŸª

jordy.song11 years ago

i see no problem here.

MegaDoge7 years ago

But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

Chathy12344 years ago

You never said sickness

KamranLukacsi8 years ago

We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

OtakuTaco9 years ago

Yum, cookies.

50dimensions9 years ago

i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

BonesTameWolves10 years ago

I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Cheshirekitten5486 years ago

All my wounds scar anyway.

Mollywolly10 years ago

S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

Aaxx9 years ago

just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 8239 years ago

Yes. Just yes.

XxDiamondxX9 years ago

Think befor you post things, people.

Oliviakemp11 years ago

Challenge accepted

Clifford 279 years ago

Wow

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia5 years ago

Hi

ZiadElnawawy8 years ago

My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago

oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

Somerandomwizard9 years ago

Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

nolovoto10 years ago

Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

CoolCuPkake9 years ago

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TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey11 years ago

I really dont see the bad side in this one......

peace7 years ago

be a hermit

Poptarts12349 years ago

What kind of cookies

ppMAN3 years ago

The cookies are worth it.

Avacado12348 years ago

It didn't say they would never heal

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Free money from selling best cookies ever made

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