Will You Press The Button?

KuriGohan_and_Kamehameha 9 months ago

How utterly mortifying. Do not press.

DashingPineapple 10 years ago

Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci 4 years ago

Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."

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Krusek 10 years ago

Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo225 9 years ago

Nice profile pic

SteamyPizzaR0lls 4 years ago

Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

Maharid 3 years ago

NO!

THEBESTOFALL 10 years ago

Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo1232123 8 years ago

Same thebesttofall

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235x0 3 years ago

NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus2 2 years ago

slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

KawaiiCelebi 10 years ago

Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne 9 years ago

Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc 9 years ago

when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR 9 years ago

I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra... [Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything 9 years ago

It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar 9 years ago

Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago

Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy 10 years ago

english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes41 9 years ago

I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx 9 years ago

Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical 9 years ago

I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena 9 years ago

Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer 9 years ago

A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

JediKnight 10 years ago

i could just whisper

ThisSiteHasEvery13YearOld 7 years ago

Think in binary

UnderMation 10 years ago

I already do that

Boopbop 10 years ago

Then just stfu

Lionblaze 10 years ago

Hey Jayfeather, GO GET GREENCOUGH I'M TIRED OF YO' ATTITUDE.

BTCCtsotE 2 years ago

They won't know it's mine doofus

Wicca6666 10 years ago

I say whats on my mind anyway

Cassidea 10 years ago

They're secrets for a reason...

GamerAsh25 8 years ago

I can just say the thoughts that I wouldn't want people to know about in a different language, problem solved :/

meatloave 6 months ago

when I speak my mind ill use the most obscure dialect of the most ancient dead language that has no written record.

Undead994life 10 years ago

Just say your thoughts in a crazy forgotten language or in a language nobody around you speaks

jtownsend 10 years ago

Can you just mouth your thoughts?

SvenWhy 3 years ago

three words "nah"

Neemem 6 years ago

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

megarie2805 10 years ago

just speak the thoughts in a language differet to the country you're in

Ragingfurno 9 years ago

So everyone would here the flame the eternal fire

sonicj01 10 years ago

just whisper it very quietly or say it in a language no one understands like myan or greek or viking because it didnt say what time period the languages come from

CitrusSunbather 2 years ago

It's okay, when I express my thoughts, I can translate them into a language that people around me can't understand. I can also create a language that only I can understand, so even if I say it, they won't know what I'm expressing.

Flameice2 10 years ago

So, I'm Sheldon?

Sprazzal 8 years ago

I’d be even worse off than I am already

1235player 10 years ago

It's not like I already have that problem,so I see no downside

Camacho 3 months ago

Não carrega

Orin 2 years ago

Okay, so I can speak any language, so when I go to say smth embarrassing or wtv aloud, just speak a different language than the people around you

kroboski 10 years ago

just think in a different language

Memeber 10 years ago

I WILL EMIT THE SOUND OF AWESOME SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!

JustinParker 5 years ago

That could easily get you killed or imprisoned.

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

I don't keep my thoughts to my self anyways so yes!

ph03n1xm00n 10 years ago

How about speak it in sign language or korean..

Mr-Dust-Bunny 9 years ago

problem solved, only talk to friends and got chicks, just act like your messing with your friends and tell the chick to get down if she doesn't like what you say

Blackmace 10 years ago

It's called, "Google translator"

XiroLoco last year

bruh i alr got ts

Drakor 3 years ago

i love cock, why is the color yellow called yellow, cheese is delicious damn boy you look fine, trains are cool, oh look a butterfly, I HATE EVERYTHING, H O R N Y

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