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You will have the ability to speak and understand any language on earth.
but
You also have the inability to keep your thoughts to yourself. No matter how embarrassing, weird, dangerous, or insulting it is.
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DashingPineapple9 years ago
Simple. "I'm very sorry, I have tourettes syndrome. Nice tits. Ass is a little unshapely though, have you tried squats?"

-Sci2 years ago
Conginito.INC - "at least my terrets and OCD aren't flaring up. Nice tits. Ass. GG you look look stunning. 1234-123-1234."
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Maharidlast year
NO!

SvenWhylast year
three words "nah"

235x0last year
NEVER IN MY LIFE WILL I LET YOU READ HEAR SEE FEEL OR KNOW MY THOUGHTS OR WHAT I THINK. note my thoughts may be an invalid file type for your Neural structure.

bungus25 months ago
slunk cat i love slouncecat and their little slup pups and the lizeads and the vullures we are all having a big BASH (party) in chimney canopy but we do not invite the scavengers they are EVIL!!

SteamyPizzaR0lls2 years ago
Hey, (your crush’s name), nice ass. I wanna play cod, i wonder what color the shoes in kansas? I wanna make a fortune teller. Oooo look a cup, nice face. Wanna smash? Oh look a flower

Krusek8 years ago
Say everything in a language they won't understand.

Nathantomo2257 years ago
Nice profile pic

THEBESTOFALL9 years ago
Nope, my mind is pretty damn fucked up, and nobody would want to hear the stuff that goes through my mind.

Jojo12321237 years ago
Same thebesttofall
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KawaiiCelebi9 years ago
Your crush: hello You: I don't know how long I've been in love with you. Your crush: wut

StormyAnne7 years ago
Liked it fir your pic

loggiiicc8 years ago
when im gonna say my thoughts ill just say them in a different language that them people or person doesn't understand

ERRORERROR7 years ago
I already can't keep my thoughts to myself, so why not? I also like red buttons. they"re red, and squishy and they look like mushrooms. I can't believe I'm doing this. do you think bread smells bad? I like the smell of napalm in the morning. oh, now I'm ra...[Show full comment]

UhhhIcantthinkofanything8 years ago
It would just be me singing musicals at random parts of the day. I see no downside.

ElessarTelcontar8 years ago
Does this include Elvish?

Genuinepotatoflakes7 years ago
Yes probably.

duck duck ducky boy9 years ago
english is my way no other language can enter my mind

Dankmemes418 years ago
I have tourettes syndrome um, "fuck off", and I sometimes I have "shit" spasms

xxMBxx8 years ago
Well I can't keep my mouth shut anyway

Jetical8 years ago
I cant keep my thoughts to myself anyways, WIN!!!

IngridLorena8 years ago
Well, I already say whatever shit I think, so thats ok

Coregamer8 years ago
A lot of porn and looking at thick ass will be in my sentence

kroboski8 years ago
just think in a different language

Orin9 months ago
Okay, so I can speak any language, so when I go to say smth embarrassing or wtv aloud, just speak a different language than the people around you

JustinParker3 years ago
That could easily get you killed or imprisoned.

Memeber8 years ago
I WILL EMIT THE SOUND OF AWESOME SONGS STUCK IN MY HEAD!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago
I don't keep my thoughts to my self anyways so yes!

ph03n1xm00n9 years ago
How about speak it in sign language or korean..

Blackmace9 years ago
It's called, "Google translator"

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago
problem solved, only talk to friends and got chicks, just act like your messing with your friends and tell the chick to get down if she doesn't like what you say

Drakorlast year
i love cock, why is the color yellow called yellow, cheese is delicious damn boy you look fine, trains are cool, oh look a butterfly, I HATE EVERYTHING, H O R N Y

Theseaurchin9 years ago
I already pressed a button to learn all languages so no. OH AND THE DOWNSIDE DOES NOT MATTER

ValerieParker7 years ago
"Here! Have my social security number!" Nope.

roflcopters8 years ago
say it in other languages for example: Ich hasse mich und ich will sterben

Mr.X5439 years ago
Nope I like speaking my mind plus if someone said something to me I would have cussed them out

LeaningPine9 years ago
Oh, hey Greg... FAP TO YA LATER!

Mammot9 months ago
I guess everyone will know how absolutely gay I am

Datadyne3 years ago
I already have no filter as is so fuck it

xxlaynethebossyoutube8 years ago
sexy naruto... plz fuck me.Wait WHAT

KordianKrasicki7 years ago
Wait it works with texts

Leon Hard9 years ago
No Downside, i'm already like this.

unsmart42069last year
"i wonder how many times green hill's music has been used." *the next day* "i figured it out, 66 times."

Doge3238 years ago
Pootis

quackadile8 years ago
Boobs are sexy!

Ardras6 years ago
Just say the thoughts you don't wan't them to hear in a language no one understands

PrincessSuicune8 years ago
This is kind of how I am already tbh

Kawaii_forever9 years ago
I already can' keep my thoughts to myself XD

tonydsoy8 months ago
start thinking in javascript

Crimson_Dragon8 years ago
I'll just share my thoughts on the internet, where no one cares

lewis04283 years ago
They never said you were gonna SAY the thought… just that you couldn’t keep it to yourself.

Superwar37957 years ago
My mind is weird and fucked up I think I want to avoid that but at all costs.

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
so just say it in a very unused and obscure language

TheInfiniteBananaGun9 years ago
Easy just say your thoughts in a long forgotten language.

JediKnight8 years ago
i could just whisper
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