Will You Press The Button?

Allan Djay9 years ago

Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman6 years ago

It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%

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YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago

If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou...[Show full comment]

LauraF10108 years ago

My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C8 years ago

no he clicked it

Vincenttonius8 years ago

1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton3 years ago

OH GOD THAT"S SMART

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Thomas Strother Jr.12 years ago

I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight5893 years ago

Grab a stick and press it that way.

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IstoletheJam9 years ago

REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak9 years ago

no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel7 years ago

Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne12348 years ago

That"s a win win boi

crull8 years ago

no downside

TeamKobus28 years ago

Hey i"m still al-

Kieran9 years ago

In to young to die

Kieran9 years ago

Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade12 years ago

Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle12 years ago

Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann12 years ago

60% of the time, it works all the time

TjanaJustenborgTjell7 years ago

What if I click it with a stick?

steamwind9 years ago

Actually, 13281 people died...

Duma8 years ago

I hate my life.

Warning:AnimeFangirl10 years ago

I did not get what half of that said

CrazyGamer2002009 years ago

im immortal so i cant die

Johnytoucan8 years ago

Haha suck it nerds

Zac BlackWolf Alexander12 years ago

so let me get this straight i might die But everyone in my family gets rich and never gets hurt I Have played enough xcom to know that theres a chance

ELIASBR239 years ago

COMO BOTA PORTUGES

dankmemes1018 years ago

Doesn't say when I die

alpha1-foxhound9 years ago

it 60 it not 100 luck of the draw

TheOOOF4 years ago

Gimme a stick *presses a button using a stick* never touched it

shooloo9 years ago

Goodbye cruel world... *Jacob has died*

HartlessGav8 years ago

I just use stick

AlphaMage9 years ago

Ty Dickson

Kevin_200029 years ago

I am on phone...fuck

Kevin_200029 years ago

Update:I still live

thart1149 years ago

grabb a stick and touch it with that

Jauchaelle9 years ago

even funnier the second time

ShippingTrash8 years ago

But I didn't directly touch the button, my screen"s in the way.

Okami_No_Akuma10 years ago

OH NO!!! *dies*

888thorn9 years ago

well i mean, you touch the button before clicking it. and it only happens WHEN you click it. just click really fast.

Atroniac7 years ago

I won't touch it then, I'll press it with an extendo arm or something.

Beans65438 years ago

We never touch the botton we CLICK the botton

Blahgirlson10 years ago

NO. My family would never be happy without me.

oldnotweak9 years ago

wow almost 60% pressed the button... that a funny coincidence

SuperHumansUnlimited7 years ago

Get a giant stick to push the button. I never touched it.

Button Presser #6729 years ago

I was clenching my buttcheeks so hard when I pressed it, just waiting to get sniped or something.

Dreamwastakenwastaken4 years ago

Guess I'll die

UknownFCHS9 years ago

i lived

SomeRandomGuy258 years ago

RISK AND REWARD, BIZZNITCHES

MyNameIsJOHNCENA229 years ago

I lived, yay.

MalachiteTheGem8 years ago

I'm amazed that noone figured out that you could use a book or a stick or something to smack the button rather than touch it . . .

kerenray8 years ago

A pole, stick, or use gloves.

St3van09 years ago

60% is almost nothing take that risk

naomshmay9 years ago

So it's a win win situation

LOTi5 years ago

Press it with a long stick

Natsu DragBoss9 years ago

ANSWER: Thisbis just a game

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