You ensure the physical safety, financial security and livelihood of any immediate family member you have.
but
You have a 60% chance of dying if you touch the button.
I will not

Allan Djay 10 years ago
Face it, guys: Our chance of dying is 100% right now, because we're all gonna die someday. So, if you press, your chance of dying actually decreases, making 40% of those who press it immortal. Win-Win i guess :)

Scatman 7 years ago
It didn't say 60% from 100% it can be 60% from 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
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LauraF1010 9 years ago
My cat touched the button, I am a horibble person.

I0C 9 years ago
no he clicked it

YTBRSosyalEmre 4 years ago
If im die 60% for pressing the button , i can die from touching 1 times. So , it doesn't gives anything. My dying percantage is 6/10 so, 40% i can survive. But if i touch 2 times, my surviving percentage is 20%. It doesn't means i can die from 2nd time tou... [Show full comment]

Vincenttonius 9 years ago
1: Put paper on the button 2: press paper on the button, so it triggers the button. 3: profit

AlbertPressDaButton 4 years ago
OH GOD THAT"S SMART
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Thomas Strother Jr. 13 years ago
I never TOUCHED the button. I CLICKED the button.

DragoKnight589 4 years ago
Grab a stick and press it that way.
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IstoletheJam 11 years ago
REMEMBER ME.. AS A HERO..

oldnotweak 11 years ago
no, Fuck you

Wat_Lel 9 years ago
Well i"ve already DIED. Inside.

ivanregne1234 9 years ago
That"s a win win boi

crull 9 years ago
no downside

TeamKobus2 10 years ago
Hey i"m still al-

Kieran 11 years ago
In to young to die

Kieran 11 years ago
Die oh SHIT

Ruan Lopes de Andrade 13 years ago
Still alive, bitch

Natsu DragBoss 11 years ago
Preach same here.

Hannah Noelle 13 years ago
Guys, it doesn't say that you'll die now, that just means that you have a 40% chance of being immortal, because we all will die anyway.. o.o

Edward Swann 13 years ago
60% of the time, it works all the time

HyperSeymour 10 years ago
No downside at all.

Valentin Kugler 13 years ago
IM DYING PLEASE HELPTJGMN

AnimeWeebPersonBoy 5 years ago
EVERYONE A VETERAN AT THIS ONCE PRESSED A BUTTON WHERE U CAN BE IMMORTAL

WilkerS1 11 years ago
unlucky af

Yourgesflergen 9 years ago
Why not me too

El Tacodor 11 years ago
I died

LOTi 7 years ago
Press it with a stck

Belute 11 years ago
but if I get the other 40% I live forever

asdfghjkl;' 11 years ago
Press the button with a stick

Frisk_Dreemurr 10 years ago
Is ded o noes. Toriel: WWWWAAAAIIII!!!!

Duma 9 years ago
I hate my life.

Warning:AnimeFangirl 11 years ago
I did not get what half of that said

CrazyGamer200200 11 years ago
im immortal so i cant die

TjanaJustenborgTjell 9 years ago
What if I click it with a stick?

steamwind 11 years ago
Actually, 13281 people died...

ELIASBR23 11 years ago
COMO BOTA PORTUGES

dankmemes101 9 years ago
Doesn't say when I die

alpha1-foxhound 11 years ago
it 60 it not 100 luck of the draw

Johnytoucan 10 years ago
Haha suck it nerds

Zac BlackWolf Alexander 13 years ago
so let me get this straight i might die But everyone in my family gets rich and never gets hurt I Have played enough xcom to know that theres a chance

HartlessGav 9 years ago
I just use stick

AlphaMage 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

Kevin_20002 10 years ago
I am on phone...fuck

Kevin_20002 10 years ago
Update:I still live

TheOOOF 6 years ago
Gimme a stick *presses a button using a stick* never touched it

shooloo 11 years ago
Goodbye cruel world... *Jacob has died*

888thorn 10 years ago
well i mean, you touch the button before clicking it. and it only happens WHEN you click it. just click really fast.

Atroniac 8 years ago
I won't touch it then, I'll press it with an extendo arm or something.

thart114 11 years ago
grabb a stick and touch it with that

Jauchaelle 11 years ago
even funnier the second time

ShippingTrash 9 years ago
But I didn't directly touch the button, my screen"s in the way.

Okami_No_Akuma 11 years ago
OH NO!!! *dies*

SuperHumansUnlimited 9 years ago
Get a giant stick to push the button. I never touched it.

Button Presser #672 11 years ago
I was clenching my buttcheeks so hard when I pressed it, just waiting to get sniped or something.

Beans6543 10 years ago
We never touch the botton we CLICK the botton

Blahgirlson 12 years ago
NO. My family would never be happy without me.

oldnotweak 11 years ago
wow almost 60% pressed the button... that a funny coincidence
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