Will You Press The Button?

KidScion9 years ago

This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake2 years ago

"It appears to be the one in the midlle"

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JustAnother18yo11 years ago

If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat8 years ago

But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime6 years ago

They not very bright

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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it

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JessicaMasterson7 years ago

Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft10 years ago

Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing7 years ago

Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two

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llama_cornn10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

A rose for emily8 years ago

You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago

Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo4205 years ago

With a television and everything

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Stephen Kearns12 years ago

This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago

COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler12 years ago

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Zachary Ibrahim12 years ago

i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

they didn't say there was anything wrong with it

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ShadowShaper8 years ago

If they give me food every once and a while, yeah sure why not.

moomoomoomoomoo9 years ago

kinky

RageOne5 years ago

Seems fun

vix9 years ago

I wouldn't be a good example though. I'd just keep asking them about their knowledge on things.

wolfenstar9 years ago

Only for the timelords.

lildoomkitty9 years ago

Awesome

1Star_Pluto17 years ago

I see no Downside

I'm the best10 years ago

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Winter648 years ago

but isn't this sort of 50/50?

JasonHoaglandJr8 years ago

Ass long ass they don’t probe my ass. (I meant those asses at the beginning.)

goodman10 years ago

Just act weird

Sazume9 years ago

As long as they don't torture or harm me i'm good!

Scarlet_Wilson7 months ago

If they take me they'll just end up putting me back and leaving, never to return again out of fear and confusion.

99_Face_Problems_But_Booty_Aint_One9 years ago

Be derpy af until they think they got a defect and return you.

tEMMIE da Tem9 years ago

Or just kill you.

Magickat9 years ago

is this a hentai...?

cybro9744 years ago

So they will learn that humans usually sit 24/7 at a computer and play nothing but Minecraft Terraria Roblox and games such as that and have a burning hatred for all things fortnite well at least I'll get to learn about alien culture and hey maybe there wi...[Show full comment]

saranya509 years ago

Something that i actually would find cool to meet an alien and learn about its nature and ability sounds fair to me

LunaeclipseNightshade8 years ago

0% downside

Dayna Morris12 years ago

I have a learning disability so I don't know how well the aliens would handle that

Pistachio27 years ago

Hiveswap friendsim in a nutshell

kinslayer10 years ago

I wouldn't mind being a Vulcan test subject

TheAmazingIronBat8 years ago

For how long?

Rebulitcross9 years ago

If I have sex deal

bibilophilicentaur9 years ago

the doctor will save us. *shrug*

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

pick the lock?

Random_person_nobody_knows10 years ago

Will I be probed by the aliens?

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

“We tried probing the human the other day. It must have made the human sick, because it started moaning, spasming, and releasing fluids. Today, however, it seemed to want to be probed. Our top scientists are unsure of this phenomenon, and are calling it th...[Show full comment]

BaconBitz2869 years ago

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Raven13239 years ago

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Panifex8 years ago

As long as I am adequately fed, kept healthy, and not too physically damaged, ok

Leafshade11 years ago

Convince them that a caged human acts differently and is of no use to them.

Valerielimry9 years ago

Hell no

AneskaBïtches8 years ago

KiNkY

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson12 years ago

Not seeing a downside...

Felis9 years ago

What if they use the information they gather to destroy humanity?

ItwasmeDio5 years ago

Maybe

OmgismeK...9 years ago

ahhahahaha whos that

toxic-reaper9 years ago

ill just tell them ill be a hose to a higher race

Cutely_Cool7 years ago

I would have them hook me up to a lie detector so I could tell them everything I know so they could release me early, and as long as I had my electronics I would be fine

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