Will You Press The Button?

KidScion 11 years ago

This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake 4 years ago

"It appears to be the one in the midlle"

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JustAnother18yo 12 years ago

If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat 10 years ago

But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime 7 years ago

They not very bright

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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago

As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago

lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it

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JessicaMasterson 8 years ago

Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft 11 years ago

Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing 9 years ago

Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two

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llama_cornn 11 years ago

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A rose for emily 10 years ago

You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel 13 years ago

Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo420 6 years ago

With a television and everything

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Stephen Kearns 13 years ago

This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman 13 years ago

COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler 13 years ago

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Zachary Ibrahim 13 years ago

i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

they didn't say there was anything wrong with it

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T._Lost_is_a_good_boi 3 years ago

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BaconBitz286 11 years ago

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Raven1323 10 years ago

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Panifex 9 years ago

As long as I am adequately fed, kept healthy, and not too physically damaged, ok

Leafshade 12 years ago

Convince them that a caged human acts differently and is of no use to them.

Valerielimry 10 years ago

Hell no

AneskaBïtches 9 years ago

KiNkY

Marshall Mwgnd Dickerson 13 years ago

Not seeing a downside...

Felis 11 years ago

What if they use the information they gather to destroy humanity?

ItwasmeDio 6 years ago

Maybe

OmgismeK... 11 years ago

ahhahahaha whos that

toxic-reaper 11 years ago

ill just tell them ill be a hose to a higher race

Cutely_Cool 8 years ago

I would have them hook me up to a lie detector so I could tell them everything I know so they could release me early, and as long as I had my electronics I would be fine

TheBoss876 11 years ago

Be very nice and cuddly so when they see the US Marine they're going to run away from us

MatthewMelone 9 years ago

Here"s a loophole Man up, stride up to the door, bang on the bars Get an alien with the keys to come up to you Strangle him Steal keys Open the door Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

JafarDaJellyBean 11 years ago

Screw Aliens!

ledlebrgr 10 years ago

I don't care as long as it's a race of Catgirls

Toasty 11 years ago

They will start wondering how did the humans survive for this long if they learn my human behavior pattern

Blue diamond 10 years ago

Lol what if they abduct you to learn about Nicki Minaj? Would u wanna twirl in front of another race?

LordDavidBooyah 5 years ago

They’re gonna be SO screwed

SomethingNotSpecial 9 years ago

Didn't say I couldn't break out, and kill them all.

Meh. Free food.

KingLokiOfAsgaurd 8 years ago

Asgard Bitches

JordanBennett 9 years ago

... but then they'll release me... right?

366348e 11 years ago

Yeah man it'll be an awesome adventure!! Escape the aliens! and learn a bit too and know that we're not alone in the universe

beleeater 11 years ago

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