Will You Press The Button?

KidScion10 years ago

This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake2 years ago

"It appears to be the one in the midlle"

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JustAnother18yo11 years ago

If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat9 years ago

But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime6 years ago

They not very bright

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Schalk van der Merwe12 years ago

As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995 years ago

lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it

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JessicaMasterson7 years ago

Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft10 years ago

Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing8 years ago

Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two

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llama_cornn10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

A rose for emily8 years ago

You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel12 years ago

Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo4205 years ago

With a television and everything

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Stephen Kearns12 years ago

This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman12 years ago

COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler12 years ago

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Zachary Ibrahim12 years ago

i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

they didn't say there was anything wrong with it

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ARW1238 years ago

The assari from mass effect

oldnotweak9 years ago

lol after learning about humans FROM ME they would stay FAR away from earth

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

In a cushy human internet access program

Fake John Cena10 years ago

Convince them that humans are dumb so that they'll feel obligated to help us

NOOBMAN12339 years ago

Yea I can take a camera Record Everything what they do Somehow send the video to humans And they will be ready for it Im gonna be dead by then But they can use their Tech And Regenerate me back or nah

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CastielHasThePhonebox8 years ago

So I'll meet the doctor and he will "abduct" me and put me inside his TARDIS. And he will learn me about the timelords and ask me stuff about us humans... amazing I am in!!

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

theyre gonna get some strange results...

ep1cn00b80010 years ago

Fair trade, as long as they dont plan to use this knowledge to attack us.

dylan.sheaves9 years ago

Well i wont be tortured and hey I may make some friends

Zero_Renata4 months ago

什么云天明

this name is not to long9 years ago

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draco4529 years ago

How would they respond to our libido? If someone decides to like, start masturbating in front of them, how would that work out? I want to jerk it in front of an alien that doesn't know what masturbation is.

MidasNotFuckingFORTNITE3 years ago

they are gonna think humans are the horniest mfs ever lmao

Hello its me10 years ago

no way :,(

MarthTheKing8 years ago

Kitsune are half-human so suck it aliens!

MarthTheKing8 years ago

Still half-human (I reply this whenever I come across this dilemma)

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LordInquisitor40k6 years ago

Xenos will be purged

llama_cornn10 years ago

( Í¡° ÍœÊ– Í¡°)

AlternativeDisaster8 years ago

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Frankie Barbour12 years ago

The question never said I wouldn't later be released. If I really want to take my Anthropology courses seriously, then this is a no brainer.

dudebro1019 years ago

Sure why not

AFanvergentPhangirl8 years ago

So they learn that people like to set on their behinds, eat, sleep, watch youtube, cry, and write.....

Cabbosse9 years ago

I already know about aliens my friend tucker gave birth to one and named it junior and now sister raises it ........ I heard she is best friend with junior

awesomepirate087 years ago

Have sex with the aliens 👽👽👽👽👽

Lemon keith10 years ago

Will he look at my peenie!

KitsuneAhri2 years ago

I see, Yun Tianming.

ocean andrus10 years ago

will they read my mind

JessicaMartin8 years ago

So basically, I’ll be part of Steven Universe and be in one of the ‘Human Zoos ‘?

Bionic Ice10 years ago

I'm not human

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME9 years ago

How is this different from now?

greenfin10 years ago

my race is died

ShooterFace1238 years ago

Whynot. What if E.T. finds me. I'll tell him to give me a flying doughnut everyday. Oh and he just steals it.

XX2AJ3XX9 years ago

If they put me in a cage I will just text and take selfies all day long and I will be sent back home knowing that I showed them true human behavior :)

Alice_The_Wherewolf4 years ago

im no human so im safe

pttg9 years ago

As long as they feed me...

AnaqiTubeTV7 years ago

I Don't Like Aliens.

Joey Joey10 years ago

nah. I'm racist towards aliens so they'll kill me

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