You'll get to meet an alien race and learn about their culture, history, etc.
but
They will abduct you, put you in a cage and use you to learn about human behavior patterns
I will not

KidScion 11 years ago
This weird human creature seems to be holding out one if it's "finger" things at us.

papersnake 4 years ago
"It appears to be the one in the midlle"
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JustAnother18yo 12 years ago
If I'm the only person they learn about human behavior from then they'll go to war with us for sure.

Takokat 10 years ago
But I'm a cat, not a human

Shadeprime 7 years ago
They not very bright
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Schalk van der Merwe 13 years ago
As long as they don't probe my butthole...

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
lol there was a huge dell ad blocking me from pressing it
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JessicaMasterson 8 years ago
Says to aleins: "dudes, you do realize that I'm not a very good representative of the human race, right?"

OceanCraft 11 years ago
Only if that alien race is the timelords :P

Falconwing 9 years ago
Um oldbotweak how would you know if they were assholes? you only ever meet two
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llama_cornn 11 years ago
( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

A rose for emily 10 years ago
You don't know what I'm into...

Julia Rose Hazel 13 years ago
Depends, am I treated well?

Floating_Doggo420 7 years ago
With a television and everything
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Stephen Kearns 13 years ago
This is basically part of my dream life

Beth Kululu Berryman 13 years ago
COME AND FIND ME, CYBERTRONIANS!

Yuval Zirler 13 years ago
ועם שלושה קרן לייזרים, פלופי פלופי פלופי, נחת המנהיג שלהם, 5000 מטר גובה בלי להגזים

SonOfABeast 5 years ago
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Zachary Ibrahim 13 years ago
i pressed it for the probes >:D

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago
they didn't say there was anything wrong with it
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JessicaMartin 9 years ago
So basically, I’ll be part of Steven Universe and be in one of the ‘Human Zoos ‘?

Bionic Ice 12 years ago
I'm not human

RarePEPEandtheEDGYMEME 10 years ago
How is this different from now?

KitsuneAhri 3 years ago
I see, Yun Tianming.

ocean andrus 11 years ago
will they read my mind

XX2AJ3XX 11 years ago
If they put me in a cage I will just text and take selfies all day long and I will be sent back home knowing that I showed them true human behavior :)

Alice_The_Wherewolf 6 years ago
im no human so im safe

greenfin 11 years ago
my race is died

ShooterFace123 9 years ago
Whynot. What if E.T. finds me. I'll tell him to give me a flying doughnut everyday. Oh and he just steals it.

AnaqiTubeTV 8 years ago
I Don't Like Aliens.

Joey Joey 11 years ago
nah. I'm racist towards aliens so they'll kill me

KenWasHere21 10 years ago
“This Homo Sapien appear to be displaying his buttocks to us through the glass of his cage"

pttg 11 years ago
As long as they feed me...

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
So they will learn how we reproduce... I hope they would get curious and try it... :)

AmazingSuperDan 10 years ago
I'll press.

MarshmallowQTPie last year
Will they use me as a sex slave? Maybe if I beg?

this name is not to long 11 years ago
Mom the human is trying to eat me

LegitMineCraftGaming 9 years ago
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Iron Gamer 11 years ago
am I the only one realizing that human behavior patterns in a cage are how to get out of said cage

TeamAwesomeness 4 years ago
If they turn me into a catgirl like Yuni

DragonslayerBMX 11 years ago
WOOHOO AVATAR

ophiucus12333 9 years ago
as they dont abuse its ok

Oliviakemp 12 years ago
Fudge yah

lildoomkitty 10 years ago
Only if I can choose the type of alien

MrStartistic1315 10 years ago
Well they will get learn all about the wonderful human world of cursing

A FREAKING DUCK 11 years ago
Why not, they will probably think I'm just another animal and study me. If they are assholes for some reason, then they will probably kill me, but if they aren't, they may save the human race from extinction! Earth is going to run out of resources eventual... [Show full comment]

epic97101 8 years ago
it doesn't specify which alien race. TIME LORDS ALL THE WAY

Broerbrent 10 years ago
If im the only one they abduct they will think we are doomed. Or a intergalact war

David dunn 11 years ago
Hasnt that already happened to betty and barney

https_peter 9 years ago
i could show they how humans have sexor the Kama-Sutra, and they´ll abduct a female to have sex with me

CookiMan 11 years ago
Depends ewhat they look like but if it is the average alien no

Zacattac 11 years ago
upside?

WyldeTigerLily 9 years ago
Uh yeah! As long as there"s WiFi.

JasonHoaglandJr 9 years ago
🖕

BlueDogXL 11 years ago
*they abduct a JB fanperson* Alien: Tell us what you don't want to happen. Fan: I don't want Justin bieber to die! Alien: hehehe *threatens to kill JB* Aliens guy: what? ALIENS

wildskinny 10 years ago
I would be abduct by cute sexy aliens?

Bakashoujo 2 years ago
I'm gaslighting them like CRAZY lmao

Demon1987 9 years ago
Sayains!

Sick Xigma 13 years ago
nah, fuck expanding knowledge
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