Will You Press The Button?

Novaskelley 11 years ago

Instructions unclear, satan's in my kitchen

I snort memes 10 years ago

Sending help

Mayonnaise is not an Instrument 11 years ago

But i need money m8

floricel_112 11 years ago

a short life and a happy life. PIZZA FOR EVERYONE

Datwolfgal 10 years ago

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Reecekoopa 8 years ago

This is going to cause spam

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I find all the loopholes 10 years ago

You can have the same time you would have, but wouldn't age as much, so still have more energy to do things you want to

Luke Ryffel 13 years ago

So you lose the time either way, i'd rather not work....

Hiimlouis 11 years ago

But at work you give time 4 money

PartyCrasher203 8 years ago

So you get a early retirement?

ProblematicCitizen 9 years ago

The thing is, it doesn't say you would get the money that you would have earned. I"d rather keep my full lifespan and work to get paid.

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

CMHammond did a very good job on this dilemma, thanks a lot.

Leo139 11 years ago

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AnIdiotNamedJimmy 9 years ago

Found it

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Yoloyo19 7 years ago

What if you never worked

Blake Rywell 11 years ago

I lose my life then. I've never worked a day in my life (unless we count schoolwork as work).

petrucci15 11 years ago

so basically just die

RagnirTM 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

vampireslayer197 10 years ago

Do u still get paid?

LeeSimpson 8 years ago

The advantage person spends 1/4 of their life working so I will just keep working

shadow man 10 years ago

I LOVE MY JOB BEING A FREAKING AUTHOR WITHAGIC INK

_stuff_ 2 years ago

just life minus the working part.

Leo139 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

Sawyer861 9 years ago

Idiots it doesn't say you still get money, you"d just end up being homeless never being able to get a job and then die earlier

Hollow David 13 years ago

So, I'm 20, and never have to work again. If I were to die at 60, I'd lose 40 years... So I'd die now?

CMHammond 11 years ago

Well...I doubt you work 24/7. So the breaks and nights...

Gremlin_exe 6 years ago

I mean I don’t work yet cuz school so what’s the downside?

Leo139 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

braydenisswag 9 years ago

i am becoming a youtuber

LoverofStuff 11 years ago

you heart has to work on beating, your lungs have to work on breathing, your stomach has to work on crushing food. 33% of people on this iste are idiots

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

It say you work, not your limbs work.

Scarose 10 years ago

It's too unclear. Do you get the money to live? If not, then this question is 100% garbage. If so, do I get to choose what I'd do? Can I choose to be an overnight billionaire? Or do I have to go with my original choice of employment which is what I'm assuming?

FloofButtock 8 years ago

Do I still get my money or no?

@DylanKnapp1 11 years ago

what If I'm unemployed ?

snowbunny75 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

The_Darkstar 9 years ago

So I"d die instantly.

Madi_Milkshakes 11 years ago

I don't even work

CMHammond 11 years ago

You misinterpreted the question. You lose the time you WOULD HAVE worked. Meaning, if you hadn't pressed the button, and worked 20 years in total before you died, you would lose them years.

Zacattac 10 years ago

cool nothing I'm still in school 11th grade but still school so haven't worked yet :)

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Make a wish. Count down 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Kiss your hand. Now DON'T paste this ANYWHERE, BECAUSE SPAM IS FUCKING CANCER!

Andrei Mihai 13 years ago

sooooo if i never worked i wont loose any lifespan WIN!

CMHammond 11 years ago

You misinterpreted the question. You lose the time you WOULD HAVE worked. Meaning, if you hadn't pressed the button, and worked 20 years in total before you died, you would lose them years.

Captain Flynt 10 years ago

this makes no sense

baddywithaphatty 4 years ago

A win win situation if I ever saw one.

Leo139 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

CMHammond 11 years ago

You don't have to work now anyway, but if you don't, you don't make money and most likely cannot support yourself. So, why would I waste years of my life and then be extremely poor also?

I_Am_Kailyn 7 years ago

They cancel each other out.

xLOSTxDARKLORD7 11 years ago

Hmm.....I kinda like my job and it pays well so..........no

XxEliteAlphaxX 10 years ago

I dont "work" anyway

alexriveraced 8 years ago

And since I"ve never worked....

redpanda212 11 years ago

I don't see the down side to this one I've only worked about 24hs in total

CMHammond 11 years ago

You misinterpreted the question. You lose the time you WOULD HAVE worked. Meaning, if you hadn't pressed the button, and worked 20 years in total before you died, you would lose them years.

ZachUrSenpai 10 years ago

What if u only work for 1 sec???

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

It say you WOULD HAVE worked, the time count you didn't worked.

Nancok 10 years ago

You just skip your work whats the problem with it

Tayvian 2 years ago

I never worked

Leo139 11 years ago

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CMHammond 11 years ago

Stop spamming...

DasJoosh 9 years ago

First off, I technically don't have to work harder than I do when I'm taking a shit. Also, work is fun if you give a shit about it.

SomebodyElse.Com 12 years ago

i will never work :P

OguzhanYigit 10 years ago

It say you WOULD HAVE worked, the time count you didn't worked.

yesDOTexe 6 years ago

so i dont lose any lifespan because i dont work

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