Will You Press The Button?

Ben Barth12 years ago

Snails can fly fast when I throw em.

boosterjuicefanlast year

LOL

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lol kid9 years ago

this game is being filled with spam stopping us enjoying the game. some people are superstitious so dont go in the comments please help stop spàm and copy this doesnt count once this message spreads stop sending it to stop spamy

Migdin18 years ago

But the only times i have seen a snail fly, is when they are on a plane, and that means... I CAN FLY AS FAST AS A PLANE!!

Paulo_G9 years ago

better than not being able to fly at all!

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

Faster then I coukd fly before.

Yoitiods5 years ago

A few buttons ago I could fly but it felt like I had wet socks so I pressed it I'm good

Nova_ten8 years ago

Why NOT, there is no cost at all.

Oodle Snort9 years ago

BETTER THAN NOTHING. (âŒâ– _â– )

spirit_of_fire7 years ago

Lightning Snail ;)

flame2217 years ago

slow or not slow I can still fly!

gay_retard7 years ago

Well, acording to another button i pressed, i can fly faster then the speed of fucking light

Matthew Baker12 years ago

I don't care how slow, I can freakin fly

Natas6666 years ago

Sane

Migdin18 years ago

Better than no flying at all

TheBeast02548 years ago

Downside?Never said you could not still walk

Stephen Barrett Cormier12 years ago

snails cant fly there would no be snail pace record your argument is invalid

Tekly133 years ago

Seems good to me

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Interax39 years ago

Its all good I will see things from the sky better

Steven Murlin12 years ago

jumps off a skyscraper and starts flying 5 feet from the ground "kiss my ass physics"

Issybutton7 years ago

LMAO

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Hannah Jane Davidson12 years ago

Live in fear bitches, snail woman is coming

lpscrazyXD559 years ago

omg awesome idea for a super hero im laughing on the inside trying not to laugh outside XD

Abel Ironsides12 years ago

Downside? You've gifted me a power.

papersnake3 years ago

snails can go fast if you throw them hard enough

LEMONSNIPER12309 years ago

Snails don't fly

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago

It"s basically asking you: would you like 34 cents?

CCthecat9 years ago

Hurtling snails through the aaaiiiirrr~~~~~

MadisonWesterlund8 years ago

SNAILS R BEAUTIFUL

Sans_The_Skeleton9 years ago

Then..what's the point?

SnakeToes4 years ago

Jump off a building and then fly to stop yourself, basically you cant die from falling unless you want to. Pretty insane

SuperVincent12529 years ago

So? I can fucking fly!

ILiveToOffendYou9 years ago

Snails can't fly dumbass

MrinalJoshi7 years ago

What is the downside?

Vulpixonite9 years ago

So? Flight is flight.

cumbercookiefreeman8 years ago

*adjusts glasses* you wouldn't be able to fly if you were going at a snail"s pace. You"d have to be going at least- and I use the word loosely- ten miles per hour to get the average human off of he ground. So if you were to "fly" at roughly 0.029 miles p...[Show full comment]

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

The button is an ancient and mysterious artifact gifted to us by the divines and doesn't follow the laws of physics, for it creates it"s own laws, it"s own rules for us to follow.

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Immapressit10 years ago

at least I can keep myself from falling to my doom

Thefnafatic9 years ago

... id kwhat to even say about this one

emmmm7 months ago

Better than nothing

lpscrazyXD559 years ago

I can stay in tacked with gary the snail and I could just make a speed potion

Morgue4563 years ago

you would just hover

Bogster139 years ago

Literal snails pace or figuratively?

U.v. Madsen12 years ago

If i can run and jump faster than fly. Then i don't see the point in been able to fly the speed of a snail.

Oldiron_795 years ago

Better than my current flight ability

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