okay Socrates calm down let's remember that you literally agreed for a bunch of guys to force you into suicide so let's tone it down a notch sweetie and go drink your tea
What if love finds you, which it probably will because you"re a millionaire.
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CoasterBot7 years ago
1 million isn't enough, but at least nobody will ever flirt with me.
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jshaw718 years ago
What if I found love before I touched the button, cause I think I did...
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dafaquman8 years ago
Never found love, so why caring about when i can can have a million dolkars
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Soaku8 years ago
Why do so much people only want "love" and "love"... wtf?? I don't need it for anything.
Watermelonman8 years ago
Can you eat it? No. Can you drink it? No. Is it useful in any way? Yes. You can increase population which already is too big. Also, it can break your heart. Everybody wants love! Woo! Everyone wants To get ripped off!
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NewGenerationX8 years ago
A dream come true!!!
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LivingT0mb5t0n39 years ago
Become famous some other way, and find love.
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thunderbird019 years ago
For some, their true love is money... not mine just some idiots like trump
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Noah Jordan12 years ago
...Robots?
Kiwi4638 years ago
Who needs love when you have unlimited doughnuts! :D
Was never planning on finding "love" to start with, so I'm okay with this.
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lazoreffect9 years ago
Being single would not be that bad. Plus you could have a girl as ur best friend
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B1rdPeRs0N4 years ago
I won`t find Love anyway, but i can still could become happy and i think Money will help me
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scrub4209 years ago
small loan of a million dollars
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MrAwesomeDiamond9 years ago
i want to marry
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TwoRoaches6 years ago
Who needs love? It doesn't say no sex.
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Samurai_bat10 years ago
money can't buy you happiness but most people you love stab you in the back and take it anyway so... damn i have issues?
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b.chance2211 years ago
Buy love :)
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ScienceLover7777 years ago
I want more than a million dollars.
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Catlover1238810 years ago
You can't buy love you dongie
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andrewls6718 years ago
I'm asexual, so no downside.
SinonMercer8 years ago
Asexuals CAN have love.
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cnmblast year
65没按,你们怎么想的?
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Morpho9 years ago
i will not fallow donold trumps ways
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DontPressButton8 years ago
Love is a lot more than a million dollars.
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boooiiii4 years ago
its like of course you press! If people acted similarly to the way they avoided pressing this button, do you think so many would avoid pressing this button?
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TrollBagley9 years ago
Name a gerbil "love"
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DragonfuryMH7 years ago
Already have all the love I need and want so I don't care.
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Kaioto10 years ago
Cliche much?
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router4 years ago
stonks
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ThePaulDude8 years ago
What"s love got to do with sex?
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WhoTheHellAmI?10 years ago
Love already found meeee. c:
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xboxer2149 years ago
What if i already found love? does that mean i get a million $ + have love?
Watermelonman8 years ago
Why did u post that 3 times?
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Justthatrandomunicorn8 years ago
I can literally build love using the chemical formula
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Peradox11 years ago
I won't need to find love, it'll come naturally.
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Zonnebloempje9 years ago
Love is more inportant than money
SinonMercer8 years ago
No... It"s not. Love doesn't get you food, water, shelter, and clothing does it?
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