You can read every language
but
You can only speak in rhyming sentences for the rest of your life
I will not

PLASTIC 10 years ago
*clown voice* fuck fuckity fuck on a duck, kids!

MyNameIsNameSoNameMe 6 years ago
Best rapper ever
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Nakito 9 years ago
Oh my god the ultimate rap battler

Aeroon 11 years ago
sounds fun

DeanBeanMcDougle 3 years ago
Indeed
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oOBlakeOo 9 years ago
I would have the best English papers ever

Rhett Overbay 13 years ago
so basically, i become Zecora?

NintendoSauceYT 5 years ago
I guess so
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Horsell 9 years ago
This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded. This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded.

Carl-Michael Hammond 13 years ago
Not worth it in any way, if everything I say, has to rhyme, every time. Imagine that! I'd be like cat in the hat.

charizard_ 9 years ago
That was good
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Crintostheking 10 years ago
That would be cool, you could become mysterious and respected really easily, but you can only READ every language, though.

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon 9 years ago
I'm fine with reading only one language here, thank you very much.

Majkelele 9 years ago
Wow, this would be nice, rhyming all the time. And with ability to read avery language I"d be able to read some ancient egiptian or other language crap. That would be cool

City_by_the_BAY 9 years ago
Oh my god it"s Apollo

Toni Knight 13 years ago
Wouldn't you know it I'd be like a poet Not much change there What do I care

pirocino 4 years ago
привет из будущего
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TheFakeBryanGiha 10 years ago
It would be simple, always talking in rhyme, would make you a poet, and you'd be successful, in time.

cachejhoward 11 years ago
So long as anything that comes out of my mouth is rhyme, I'll have fun all the time.

Riley Myszewski 13 years ago
The downside being?

David Padgett 13 years ago
I'm a vocalist, that would be so fucking awesome!

Retian Maleoria 13 years ago
Shanttoto.

aliqwe 9 years ago
im not docter suse

charizard_ 9 years ago
Seuss

Mel Marszalek 13 years ago
So then I become the Grand Oak tree in DA:O, doesn't seem that bad.

How to Tame your Parents 10 years ago
I'm an awesome poet now no downside

JuuzouFanb0y 6 years ago
I shall become a real life Killer Bee

jfeaster 11 years ago
I can be a rapper and have the best bars ... Win win situation

TheCameronMaster464 11 years ago
it's not like i'll become the worst person in the world or anything. PRESS

Bountyhunter3233 8 years ago
I can't see How that would be Very good Can I eat wood?

MademoiselleNoir 10 years ago
german!! here i come man! i rhyme already but i always lose track of time!!! ehehehe!

Stijn Goossens 13 years ago
Why wouldn't I want this?

GodpenguinFTW 9 years ago
i pressed this button and i want some mutton.

JaymzIsUS 12 years ago
Dream come true

Supergirl15 10 years ago
Not every thing rhymes like orange I dare you to find a word in English that rhymes with orange

GooeyGremlin 10 years ago
Door hinge?
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IAmTheGayHuman...ExceptImAroace 4 months ago
Dr Seuss time

Hail Cthulhu 11 years ago
Lol,who tf do I look like, Dr. Seuss?

GamingSimon 10 years ago
Read ancient script about aliens. worth it

duckymouth 5 years ago
You can't rhyme in sign language as well, so I can just speak in sign language

Pika Girl 11 years ago
So... Zecora?

Joseph Molerio 13 years ago
Next.Big.Rapper. Enough said.

Ziomeczek 7 years ago
Na stole leży misa...

gladiator2513 11 years ago
i would do it just to annoy people

Mai-chan 9 years ago
Is any of that supposed to be a downside? I get to be an international poet, a polyglot singer, and an awesome rapper round the world without even trying!

cachejhoward 11 years ago
Speak only in rhyming sentences for the rest of my life? Just so I can read in every language? So long as it's out loud, I'll love it.

Snakeye578 11 years ago
if your having lady issues i feel bad for you son i got 99 problms but the b*tch aint one

Ridragon 10 years ago
So I'm the Cat in the Hat?

The Super Saiyan Ninja God 11 years ago
I would be the best rapper ever

Starseedchild 8 years ago
I would become the best in a rap battle

YoWasBombed 10 years ago
Id be able to read,i can ryme with speed.

Reinbew 3 years ago
That's just being cool af. Hell yeah

drew2319 11 years ago
I'm a poet at heart, that couldn't be beat, talking like that, would be such a treat.

DABoSz360 9 years ago
Just say a random rhyming word at the end of your sentences. Besides you can read every language there is so it"s not like you'll not be able to think of a word that doesn't rhyme.

parun 6 years ago
My rapping career will take off

The_Nightmare_Gamer 11 years ago
So mlp Zecora

Dalton McLane 13 years ago
I would use it to make lil Wayne kill himself...
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