Will You Press The Button?

USS_Wisconsin_BB644 months ago

My superpower is super-go back in time and get USS Enterprise (CV-6), USS West Virginia (BB-48), USS Washington (BB-56), USS Nevada (BB-36), USS Forrest Sherman (DD-931), USS Archerfish (SS-311), USS (formerly KMS) Prinz Eugen (IX-9), KMS Tirpitz, IJN Naga...[Show full comment]

oldnotweak9 years ago

men over 12 would have UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Right?

Disrespectful9 years ago

Say goodbye to surprise boners in the middle of gym class.

AceRose8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

SinonMercer7 years ago

The power is charged by your level of hornyness.

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InhaleExhaleStrike!10 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

hollyskyes9 years ago

//asexually sitting in the corner

EmmaGency9 years ago

Asexual... :)

Sigmaspider5 years ago

No, it just so happens to stop your hornyness.

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gothicfaery9 years ago

And the downside would be?

Luke Tedesco12 years ago

My powers are fuelled by the strength of my boner!

Bunneh_Sasha_Braus5 years ago

you have the power of god and hentai on your side-

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Jeff_with_one_eff7 years ago

Unstoppable Teenage boy found in Pennsylvania!!

Bubble9 years ago

Definitely worth it!

BananaSalamander9 years ago

Fap Fap Fap..... Laserer beams!

Kylie Matthews12 years ago

*asexual laughter*

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

*joins because aromantic people also do not have sex*

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Z_Emruld7 years ago

I would choose super speed and use it every day

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened7 years ago

the name speaks truly

Laurie Way12 years ago

It'll recharge... xD

Will Howard12 years ago

THE POWER TO BE HORNY

Cinnayanny7 years ago

I don't want my horniness so this is a win/win

sky lord the thinker9 years ago

umm poeple with pornogriphy will hate that but no prob

BawbRaws8 years ago

I might find that to be an upside, actually. I get to be an awesome superhero AND never have to worry about inconvenient boners!

ROronoa8210 years ago

its a win win i get horny 10 times a daim a total horndog

MotherbefrienderUwU3 years ago

It will Just restore itself

ossie10 years ago

u serious bro?

Drain8 years ago

I'm only 12 what the fu** is with people and hornyness

AnnaLovesYuu10 years ago

Downside?...

DARKARES4 years ago

There is no place for love or casual there is only a dark a and lonly super hero with telecanese (scarlet witch powers) and not like in the movies will not heitate to kill

jamie20069 years ago

my power is to have all the powers and to keep my hornyness

Dawnkiwa8 years ago

Bitchhhhhhhhh, I don't store hornyness it comes to me in brief flashes of sex images and fantasies in my mind

kumagawa_misogi28 years ago

all fiction and who said i"ve lost my hornyness

Quinn5915 years ago

I can finally be a girl!

SeleneVine079 years ago

Wa? I don't get it

NateCuber8 years ago

i would have the strong hornyness that it won't be deleted forever

watchinu10 years ago

gets boner and then wings sprout from back as fire flames around me.Probably should have chosen something a little more descrete...

Corruptedglitch9 years ago

Have the power to have all of the powers and I'm completely satisfied, no prob

Watermelonman8 years ago

Power of magic! Where"s hogwarts?

gregoryo1410 years ago

just watch porn after using it

Awesomepeach33 years ago

Isn't there supposed to be a downside-

itchman019 years ago

Become omnipotent duh.

IamThelegend278 years ago

What does goku say when he needs more power? PENIS HAMI HA

peanutbutterpegasus10 years ago

I need my hornyness

TeamAwesomeness4 years ago

I don't trust what isn't spelled correctly

FnafRules38939 years ago

Yes!! I get swap bodies!! My kind of super power!!

BoCo3657 years ago

No horniness for god Ki? Yes please

sinasi10 years ago

nope.

-frisk-dreemurr-5 years ago

^laughs in asexual^

xGrim Reaperx9 years ago

Wait so if I am asexual will I be able to use my powers?

AGELO8 years ago

I ALREADY HAVE SUPERPOWERS THATS WHY IM CALLED GOD

kingq816610 years ago

I can still get horny

2OrSomething8 years ago

what if you"re not horny? Do you have to be horny in order to use it, and then it slowly depletes your horniness? Does it take regular energy as well, or does it use horniness instead of energy? If you stop being horny before it drains completely, would it...[Show full comment]

lusername11 years ago

I was not aware I stored "hornyness".

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