Will You Press The Button?

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82728 (75%) 26960 (25%)

82728 (75%) people have pressed this button, while 26960 (25%) did not.

You gain a superpower of your choice

but

The cost of using the power takes away any hornyness you had stored

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oldnotweak 10 years ago

men over 12 would have UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

ThePaulDude 5 years ago

Right?

Disrespectful 10 years ago

Say goodbye to surprise boners in the middle of gym class.

AceRose 9 years ago

*asexual laughter*

SinonMercer 8 years ago

The power is charged by your level of hornyness.

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InhaleExhaleStrike! 11 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

hollyskyes 11 years ago

//asexually sitting in the corner

EmmaGency 10 years ago

Asexual... :)

Sigmaspider 6 years ago

No, it just so happens to stop your hornyness.

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gothicfaery 10 years ago

And the downside would be?

Luke Tedesco 13 years ago

My powers are fuelled by the strength of my boner!

Bunneh_Sasha_Braus 6 years ago

you have the power of god and hentai on your side-

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Jeff_with_one_eff 8 years ago

Unstoppable Teenage boy found in Pennsylvania!!

Kylie Matthews 13 years ago

*asexual laughter*

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots 4 years ago

*joins because aromantic people also do not have sex*

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Bubble 10 years ago

Definitely worth it!

BananaSalamander 10 years ago

Fap Fap Fap..... Laserer beams!

Z_Emruld 8 years ago

I would choose super speed and use it every day

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened 8 years ago

the name speaks truly

Laurie Way 13 years ago

It'll recharge... xD

Will Howard 13 years ago

THE POWER TO BE HORNY

Mojo12 9 years ago

WHO CARES?!

TheRagingComenter 11 years ago

good bye awkward boners

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

?!?!

beta 11 years ago

wow no downside.

kookoo 5 years ago

and the downside is????

Shelbywagner123 10 years ago

I don't care

imzyidol 12 years ago

I'm 13, who cares :)

Gholl 6 years ago

No downside. Superpower time doesn't overlap with horny time anyway.

KurimuzonTora 11 years ago

Am a young man... This is a blessing!

Finnherostorm 9 years ago

well then-

man2121 11 years ago

What if the superpower is hornyness hornyness

Yeetman69 7 years ago

Have the power to have more powers and make one of them to not lose your hornyness and others for whatever else like turning invisible

HAZZARD123 11 years ago

Give me 10 minutes I'll probably be horny again

Melody_Kat 9 years ago

When you don't love anyone and don't need love to feel happy.... heh, hehehehhh my life is so sad

kawaii glaceon 11 years ago

regenaration

KidOS last year

win win

luk 10 years ago

whats the downside?

JP Sands 13 years ago

The power to give myself powers. Comon people, let's be smart here.

ZachTwig820 9 years ago

I choose the power to make my D*ck as large as i want!

irishdragon5 11 years ago

My power is omnipotence. If not, then the power to control everything about anything or anyone.

Random_Furry 4 years ago

I see this as an absolute win. I’m tired of having random boner for no reason.

Peridots boobs 10 years ago

Not my sexual orientation

Panifex 8 years ago

Power to grant wishes, then wish away the downside. Easy.

Nggasinmybutthole 5 years ago

But then I could have the power of being horny at command

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago

as i'm my OC, i'd probably never feel anything.

yourfavouritebaguette 9 years ago

...what hornyness

Mochizuki Yukki 11 years ago

Umm what the fuck is wrong with some people? How would that even work?

Derepa06 9 years ago

Who stores hornyness?

BlueDogXL 11 years ago

Da... What is hornyness?

anonymousish 9 years ago

Why do 23% prefer hornyness over powers?

KidScion 11 years ago

Time travel, vs being horny. That's a very diffi- Time Travel.

TheAmazingSuperDan 10 years ago

I'm 12... I'm not HORNY anyways. We'll... Most of the time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TrueWoyer 12 years ago

My superpower would be hyper-strong and repetitive orgasms. I win.

ThePaulDude 6 years ago

Just use the power after giving yourself a "low five." You'll have drained all your horniness by then so no downside.

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