Will You Press The Button?

USS_Wisconsin_BB644 months ago

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oldnotweak9 years ago

men over 12 would have UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Right?

Disrespectful9 years ago

Say goodbye to surprise boners in the middle of gym class.

AceRose8 years ago

*asexual laughter*

SinonMercer7 years ago

The power is charged by your level of hornyness.

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InhaleExhaleStrike!10 years ago

This is another bad one because you have the ability to do something, there's an issue with it, but it's within that something, and you don't HAVE to use that something, and if you don't nothing will change!

hollyskyes9 years ago

//asexually sitting in the corner

EmmaGency9 years ago

Asexual... :)

Sigmaspider5 years ago

No, it just so happens to stop your hornyness.

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gothicfaery9 years ago

And the downside would be?

Luke Tedesco12 years ago

My powers are fuelled by the strength of my boner!

Bunneh_Sasha_Braus5 years ago

you have the power of god and hentai on your side-

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Jeff_with_one_eff7 years ago

Unstoppable Teenage boy found in Pennsylvania!!

Bubble9 years ago

Definitely worth it!

BananaSalamander9 years ago

Fap Fap Fap..... Laserer beams!

Kylie Matthews12 years ago

*asexual laughter*

TheGirlWhoHatesIdiots3 years ago

*joins because aromantic people also do not have sex*

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Z_Emruld7 years ago

I would choose super speed and use it every day

I-Pressed-The-Button-But-Nothing-Happened7 years ago

the name speaks truly

Laurie Way12 years ago

It'll recharge... xD

Will Howard12 years ago

THE POWER TO BE HORNY

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

as i'm my OC, i'd probably never feel anything.

yourfavouritebaguette7 years ago

...what hornyness

Mochizuki Yukki10 years ago

Umm what the fuck is wrong with some people? How would that even work?

Derepa068 years ago

Who stores hornyness?

BlueDogXL10 years ago

Da... What is hornyness?

Nggasinmybutthole4 years ago

But then I could have the power of being horny at command

anonymousish8 years ago

Why do 23% prefer hornyness over powers?

KidScion10 years ago

Time travel, vs being horny. That's a very diffi- Time Travel.

TheAmazingSuperDan8 years ago

I'm 12... I'm not HORNY anyways. We'll... Most of the time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TrueWoyer11 years ago

My superpower would be hyper-strong and repetitive orgasms. I win.

ThePaulDude5 years ago

Just use the power after giving yourself a "low five." You'll have drained all your horniness by then so no downside.

-12-Volleyball_Jules-129 years ago

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dragonman001last year

I see no downside as a 16 year old teenager

Anonymgord9 years ago

One Punch whoever made this

Mursa ArtDragon12 years ago

The power to punch people through the internet, Nice two problems solved at once ^^

Z_Emruld7 years ago

What’s hornyness?

Epicbassdrop9 years ago

Won't it cum back m8 ;)

YuGiOhMyGawd9 years ago

Shh. You are MLG. Go Noscope yo bad self.

DrInconsiderate8 years ago

Unlimited powaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Aziez10 years ago

Then i'll just fill it again

AmirGamerz137 years ago

my superpowers is making money *only myself

Brave_lil_toast 10 years ago

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