Will You Press The Button?

deathbypanzer9 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT BACON!!!!!!

WonderWoman8 years ago

YOU CLEARLY ONLY CARE ABOUT YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!

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Loophole-alert8 years ago

How can you make the world always happy and peaceful if you never existed to do it? LOOPHOLE

Xavier Alexander Perry12 years ago

How the hell did so many fatasses choose bacon over world peace? Bacon is good but it's not that fucking good.

DistantCoder2 years ago

bacon based

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AbnerDrennon7 years ago

Peace cannot be achieved, if B A C O N does not exist...

Frosty42178 years ago

A world without bacon is a world without peace...

SeemsLegit8 years ago

Vegetarians laugh in the distance.

Kakn138 years ago

Wtf thede comments are always 2years to very long ago

Kakn138 years ago

These*

Uncookedham878 years ago

This question contradicts itself, because the world can't possibly be happy without the existance of bacon

HaydenElliott8 years ago

Bacon? are you crazy and if your not alive who cares

Watermelonman8 years ago

So pigs will fall apart?

Keeva1458 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BACON or me

RedMutant8 years ago

I just lost all faith in humanity

DBL8 years ago

I am Jewish.

Themauf6 years ago

@Watermelonman, the jewish tradition prevents jews from eating bacon

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KingLP18 years ago

the thing is if u press the button u have never existed so u havent pressed the button but if u didnt then u are here and pressed the button and that means that u never existed and it goes along so its stupid

Baughg18 years ago

But if i never existed then i couldnt press this button XD paradox

LolaCaillou8 years ago

I'm vegeterian so, yeah... *Click!*

Watermelonman8 years ago

Well, at least i don't have to insult you now, "cause you"re gone

Ruggero Maricchiolo12 years ago

HOW THE HECK CAN BE A HAPPY PLACE WITHOUT BACON!

nomnomnomnomnomnom2 years ago

Team bacon names below \/

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Preytorkamen9 years ago

Without death, sadness, and despair, happiness fundamentally wouldn't exist.

rachel1179 years ago

I choose bacon... I don't regret it... I'm not ashamed.

ThatGuyOnTheStreet9 years ago

From what i've seen thus far in the comments, nobody though of something, HOW did you press the button WITHOUT existing, emphasis on NEVER.

Beverly Luna12 years ago

people wont miss what they dont know

Sohowildcat189 years ago

Yes because they wouldn't have ever known about bacon

Becca Farrell12 years ago

There are already too many useless humans. War, as sad as it is, lowers the number. There would be no room to walk without it.

Watermelonman8 years ago

Superstar57, that was 6 words

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Rasmus Werin Bengtson12 years ago

Somehow I don't believe that there could be any such thing as infinite and everlasting happiness and peace, because there wouldn't be anything to measure it by. Therefore, everlasting happiness would become dull, and we would not know that we were as lucky as we were.

Mario Gabriel Camacho12 years ago

I don't agree with this but I'll write it anyways... 56% are Americans

Max R. Usse12 years ago

I'm too fabulous to not exist, and bacon is too fabulous too. Omagedbaconmmmmm

Erin Meadd12 years ago

The world will never be peaceful without bacon.

Andrew Anderson12 years ago

NO BACON FUCK THAT!!!!!

Itsmehere7 years ago

Can the world be happy without bacon?

Gus10 years ago

Wheres the upside? How can i even know if the world is in peace why would i even be able to care? And why do people think it's about bacon.

plazmafighter10 years ago

those who were a hero and decided to take away you and bacon you deserve the 10000000000£ question without the downside

that_one_person_0w03 years ago

Im in love with bacon. I want to marry bacon. I will be in heaven with bacon. Problem solved.

Salohcin9 years ago

1: I, as an Islam, am not allowed to eat pig. 2: FOR THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD AND HUMANITY. 3: The person who made this screwed his grammar.

Brian Keeney12 years ago

A world cannot know happiness without bacon.

CalebTeKrony8 years ago

Bacon whats bacon

ryroweekes10 years ago

i dont even like bacon lol bye

AColdGuy4 years ago

you never exist... but it never says i do not die? Ok I technically die. But in the best of cases i become a ghost... but no, but yes, but no... screw it I'll just press the button

finalfantasy79 years ago

im a pescatarian that wishes i didnt exist, wheres the down side

Ravyn338 years ago

I already hate both so

Kodiak10 years ago

i can live with the me not existing well not really i guess but bacon come on i could`nt do that to everyone else

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

50% of people choose world peace and the other 50% of people wanted to exist, and wanted bacon to exist. You cant live without bacon. I mean you can but its delicious

jshaw719 years ago

If the world can be happy and peaceful without me, and bacon so be it, I'll have all the bacon to myself...

RHIANNONKARR8 years ago

People U guys do realize it says YOU AND BACON im not risking my life

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koayousei9 years ago

bacon would just be called baecon instead.

webbinlink8 years ago

Tough one I do wish I never existed but this world doesn't deserve happiness or peace

Umbrex10 years ago

If I never exist, the button is never pressed. Great paradox bud

datboi-ohshitwhattup 9 years ago

Fuck that, I prefer life

Simon Krantz12 years ago

Paradox!

HufflepuffDemigod7 years ago

I'm sorry but mmmmm bacon IS that fucking good okie? Also I happen to enjoy having a flipping life! And maybe that world peace would last a day or two!

hahahha9 years ago

Noooo not the bacon! Take me not the bacon!!!!

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